Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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"Hopefully see you tonight for a stream."

I bet it won't be on Youtube.

Lol at Nick calling anyone else an "idiotic legal analyst."

I would agree. I think Nick was mentally done with Kayla, kids, family and marriage at the time they hooked up with April and Aaron. In his own inevitably lazy way he saw the solution to all his problems being dumping everyone and everything on Aaron.....and getting a big cash infusion of Aaron's money through the house sale. Then he would have money for his personal priorities like building the sex dungeon.

As far as April goes, I think April went full coke whore and that eventually the only thing she was in love with was Nick's cocaine. I doubt there is any love as such between Nick and April.

Some of the events have (IMO) Nick's fingerprints all over them. Get Aaron to move into the other house, have April threaten to leave him if he doesn't, have April further demand that he put her name on the new house. Try to use Kayla against Aaron, but have so little confidence her ability to manipulate him that you (Nick) come along to make sure things stay on script. If Aaron had been dumb enough to agree to it all, he would have been trapped into being Nick's manservant. With April's name on the house, he would have been in danger of losing just about everything.

What's extra-crazy is that these folks hooked up in the fall (October? Idr) and within 6 months (Aaron noped out mid-April (heh)) Nick wanted them to buy his own property and set up house next door, effectively a permanent arrangement, including 8 kids.

People make rash and foolish errors in judgment in life, but this is another level. Even putting aside the drugs, this is absolute retardation. No thought to anything but getting his dick balls wet and being the dominant male in a mini-cult. ...OK, I'm now on board with the amateur NPD assessments. Nick, you ignorant slut.

Does he own the other house on the property or it's still held by fund?

The smaller house is in Nick and Kayla's names.

 

[Gorbus]

Cocaine makes people make stupid plans real fast. 80% of restaurants close in their first year because 90% of restaurants are planned on cocaine like a month before opening.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cocaine makes people make stupid plans real fast. 80% of restaurants close in their first year because 90% of restaurants are planned on cocaine like a month before opening.

For some reason I can’t directly reply or quote it, but I bookmarked this post of yours last week because it hit the target so precisely. Anyone who still thinks Nick is hard to figure out would do well to read it.

There is a prayer in which one asks God, “Please help me treat people today the way I want You to treat me tomorrow.” Nick, as much as he professes his great Christian faith, would never dream of humbling himself enough to make that request.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The only route I see Nick killing himself is if he's both going to jail for serious time AND thinks he can turn himself into the killdozer of cuckoldry. It's gotta incorporate some extreme level of self-mythologization.

Sometimes the only path to redemption is through sacrifice.

 

[Major]

I would agree. I think Nick was mentally done with Kayla, kids, family and marriage at the time they hooked up with April and Aaron. In his own inevitably lazy way he saw the solution to all his problems being dumping everyone and everything on Aaron.....and getting a big cash infusion of Aaron's money through the house sale. Then he would have money for his personal priorities like building the sex dungeon.

As far as April goes, I think April went full coke whore and that eventually the only thing she was in love with was Nick's cocaine. I doubt there is any love as such between Nick and April.

Some of the events have (IMO) Nick's fingerprints all over them. Get Aaron to move into the other house, have April threaten to leave him if he doesn't, have April further demand that he put her name on the new house. Try to use Kayla against Aaron, but have so little confidence her ability to manipulate him that you (Nick) come along to make sure things stay on script. If Aaron had been dumb enough to agree to it all, he would have been trapped into being Nick's manservant. With April's name on the house, he would have been in danger of losing just about everything.

I can't get over just how bonkers this whole plan is and also how plausible it is.

 

[Chibitzen]

Cynthia, this is what? Your fourth account? When will you learn that the Farms is not your personal army. If YOU want to dig into it, do it yourself! What is this fascination with getting others to do your work for you?

There was a Full Moon on Friday the 21st, which coincidentally was after the Summer Solstice, so of course she respawned instantaneously. Where there is a possible Cynthia sighting, I suggest that we refer to the following Moon phase chart which shows us when she is most active:

This acct's last sightings were a bit lagged ahead of the last full cycle, but I'll refer you to the beginning bits of her first message which should've been the biggest clue:

"I've come out of deep and long-term lurking" ...Creepy! /satire

Aaron says he’s spent tens of thousands of dollars due to the women in his life being unable to get along in recent months. For the life of me I cannot figure out how he’s even able to pay his bills with that show as his single source of income. Does he have a side gig as a Doordasher or what?

Most Youtubers force me to ask this question. Some spend inordinate amounts of money buying tons of new shit just to have some wealth to feature on their channel, but perhaps it's just to justify bad financial discipline in many cases. Being a streamer gives them access to free product if they become popular enough, but that's always dependent on what they're into.

Aaron I suspect, or at least I hope, has an actual real job. My own opinion is if someone wants to be a decent streamer with a following worth keeping, they need to have some kind of job outside of it enough to stay human and interesting even. It's fine if it's related to the channel, but they can't be sitting there tapping away feeding retards on the internet all their time and energy. Otherwise they end up mutating into what the internet wants them to be, or worse, become whatever End Stage failed human experiment that Nick has become. His ex-wife (A, I already forgot her name), leaving Aaron for a trust fund kid does kind of debunk him having access to alternative money streams that are not exchanged with real labor.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Most Youtubers force me to ask this question.

I assume most of the middling ones are up to their eyeballs in credit card debt. Even with Minnesota being a relatively cheap place to live, the cost of those two kids alone will be significant. Could be that Aaron was wise and disciplined enough to have made wise investments in his younger years and supplement his hobby income with the proceeds, but he doesn’t seem like the type. It’s surprising to me that buying that house next to Nick’s would have even been an option with how little Steel Toe generates and how substantial his outgoings must be.

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

Forget about law and crime
I want a rekieta episode on CSI special victims unit, the gaamergate aftermath

 

[RodgerDodger]

It wasn't the sister. The people who lived there are mentioned in one of the police documents. Kayla's sister is named Jaymelee, the woman who lived in the house with her husband is named Laura.

So apparently the horrible child naming conventions are genetic?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Five days without publicly posting on Twitter, and now an announcement he is streaming tonight? I assume he spent the last few days working on "more important things behind the scenes", which would be Rekieta-speak for buying cocaine. It was far too optimistic of me to even entertain the notion that his lawyer had convinced him to get off social media ahead of the trial.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Five days without publicly posting on Twitter, and now an announcement he is streaming tonight? I assume he spent the last few days working on "more important things behind the scenes", which would be Rekieta-speak for buying cocaine. It was far too optimistic of me to even entertain the notion that his lawyer had convinced him to get off social media ahead of the trial.

Nah, he's spent the last 5 days writing bits for his standup comedy routine that he'll awkwardly insert into his show at uncomedic times.

 

[Gorbus]

For some reason I can’t directly reply or quote it, but I bookmarked this post of yours last week because it hit the target so precisely. Anyone who still thinks Nick is hard to figure out would do well to read it.

There is a prayer in which one asks God, “Please help me treat people today the way I want You to treat me tomorrow.” Nick, as much as he professes his great Christian faith, would never dream of humbling himself enough to make that request.

I don't know why but I've been running into the same thing, where I arbitrarily can't quote or reply to certain posts. But yeah Nick is certainly a Type you see recur time and time again out in the world. He's fooling himself into thinking he's fooling everyone.

The Rackets approach to Christianity is a weird one. He seems to have the understanding of his own faith that a 2005 internet edgelord had. I don't know how you spend so long immersed in a faith community without at least inadvertantly absorbing some of its teachings. He was really happy to judge other people by the standards of 'his' community, but not so happy to be judged by those same standards.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For some reason I can’t directly reply or quote it, but I bookmarked this post of yours last week because it hit the target so precisely. Anyone who still thinks Nick is hard to figure out would do well to read it.

I don't know why but I've been running into the same thing, where I arbitrarily can't quote or reply to certain posts. But yeah Nick is certainly a Type you see recur time and time again out in the world. He's fooling himself into thinking he's fooling everyone.

If the post you want to quote is too big (you can't quote large posts), you have to select the portion you want to quote.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Catching up a little here.
So let me get this straight. Rather than focusing on his legal issues and staying off the damn internet as much as possible, Rekieta decided to use his big brains to run a gay op on the Sektur's version of Statler and Waldorf....and failed?

Nice one, Nick. Keep it up buddy.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Four. His, Kayla's, the children's (under McKenna Law), and the GAL.

The last two are court appointed.

 

[Chongqing]

If the post you want to quote is too big (you can't quote large posts), you have to select the portion you want to quote.
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It would be cool if we could get a replacement text for this.

Like how milk used to automatically transform to tard cum.

Maybe can't reply could turn into the directions on how to do it.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nah, he's spent the last 5 days writing bits for his standup comedy routine that he'll awkwardly insert into his show at uncomedic times.

"Have you ever been to IHOP with a firefighter? No, that's no good... Maybe I should make a joke about sex with disabled children, those always go over well."

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Right now there’s like three beliefs I have on Rekieta’s finances.

1. Trust fund that had conditions to give a bigger payout if he had kids or pursued certain career paths. His relationship with Ty Beard might literally be based on manipulating that incompetent nerd into letting him know how to get the biggest payout.

2. Board Member to one of his grandfather and parents charities. Six figures, but it might be under the watchful eye of mommy and daddy. He’d go to charity balls in their names all the time.

3. His parents own the houses and paid for almost the entire lifestyle out of guilt or whatever.

Whatever it is, Nick suffers from a disease worse than alcoholism, heat allergies, pigeon chest, cocaine addiction, or erectile dysfunction. Nick suffers from affluenza. His whole life has been paid for and he has idea what reality is.

I grew up with idiots like Nick whose parents would bankroll every stupid idea they had. I knew one faggot who tried to open a luxury car detailing business and was caught holding the bag when two niggers stole every car they were working on. One girl fucking bragged about getting a DWI and having to get tested every other day.

 

[LiquidKid]

The only route I see Nick killing himself is if he's both going to jail for serious time AND thinks he can turn himself into the killdozer of cuckoldry. It's gotta incorporate some extreme level of self-mythologization.

He’d never intentionally do it, he’s too in love with himself for that. The only way he kills himself is through an over dose or drunk driving accident

 

[datura_binge]

Most Youtubers force me to ask this question. Some spend inordinate amounts of money buying tons of new shit just to have some wealth to feature on their channel, but perhaps it's just to justify bad financial discipline in many cases. Being a streamer gives them access to free product if they become popular enough, but that's always dependent on what they're into.

Most of the time they are signalling that YouTube is their source of income or signalling coming up in some scrappy underdog story but in reality they have a bunch of sponsorships, a real job that pays a lot, and/or are from a wealthy family. Almost every single time tbh. All those DIY guys doing woodworking shit you are wondering how they pay the bills? They all get paid assloads of money for "non-ads" by the tool companies they are using. Many such cases.