"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Col said:
Might be fun to get clips of to react to.
Summary: Man thinks abandoned house looks shitty and offers the city to go and clean it up for free. City accepts. He goes and does landscaping. A black guy gets upset that "he is in the wrong neighborhood." and calls the cops on him.
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Ayo wyte boi, you in tha wrong parta town!
*Smacks lips* sheeeiiiit, Tyrone...call the cops on this nigga.
 
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Hey guys something unexpected has come up and I have to emergency travel today until Sunday. I will take my laptop with me and try my best to get archive uploaded but not too sure about Internet where I'm going. Sorry about this. KK Archive is the other YouTube channel that seems to consistently upload archives, keep an eye on them if I am late/gay and you can't do the alt-tech sites.
 
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Big Mommy said:
Hey guys something unexpected has come up and I have to emergency travel today until Sunday. I will take my laptop with me and try my best to get archive uploaded but not too sure about Internet where I'm going. Sorry about this. KK Archive is the other YouTube channel that seems to consistently upload archives, keep an eye on them if I am late/gay and you can't do the alt-tech sites.
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Hope everything is ok, you are doing the Lord's work
 
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Valve has waken up to tf2 pleads for help.
 
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@Null for da stream.

On the perennial Nigerian internet forum Nairaland has some choice khantent. https://www.nairaland.com/8125742/man-cries-out-he-shows video archive
A resident of Lekki, Lagos Island, has taken to social media to share his struggles with water scarcity in the upscale neighborhood. In a video that has quickly gone viral, the man shows about 1000 bags of water he claims to use daily for bathing.
Standing beside a massive pile of sachet water bags, commonly known as "pure water" in Nigeria, the man explains his predicament: "This is my daily routine.
Lekki, despite its reputation for luxury and high property values, suffers from significant infrastructure issues, with water scarcity being a major concern. Many residents, like the man in the video, are forced to purchase sachet water due to unreliable municipal supply.
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In other Nigerian news; A young Nigerian is dismayed that being a gooner has made his dick stop working. Nairaland users range from telling him to go to the witch doctor, find Jesus, kegel exercises and to stop watching porn with oyibo (White women). https://www.nairaland.com/7555514/today-realize-masturbate-side-effects/1
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Lastly a ritual gang was prosecuted in Ogun state for targeting prostitutes for their body parts to be used in magic rituals. Nairaland Yoruba tribesmen are seething at how low paid their women are being paid compared to other tribes. https://www.nairaland.com/8137242/how-killed-commercial-sex-worker/1
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CRYPTO NEWS: Kraken was hacked by a shady asf audit company CertiK after exploiting critical vulnerabilities in the exchanges infrastructure by fabricating deposits in order potentially steal over $300 million dollars worth of crypto. They CLAIMED of taking over $1 million dollars already before coming forward to Kraken on XITTER. They did all this on the polygon blockchain and with Kraken accounts where they put it in TORNADO CASH to launder it to who knows where lmao Not your keys, not your cryto. XITTER ARCHIVE KRAKEN CHIEF OF SECURITY RESPONDS ON XITTER
CertiK recently identified a series of critical vulnerabilities in @ krakenfx exchange which could potentially lead to hundreds of millions of dollars in losses. Starting from a finding in @ krakenfx's deposit system where it may fail to differentiate between different internal transfer statuses, we conducted a thorough investigation with three key questions:

1/ Can a malicious actor fabricate a deposit transaction to a Kraken account?
2/ Can a malicious actor withdraw fabricated funds?
3/ What risk controls and asset protection might be triggered by a large withdrawal request?
According to our testing result: The Kraken exchange failed all these tests, indicating that Kraken’s defense in-depth-system is compromised on multiple fronts. Millions of dollars can be deposited to ANY Kraken account. A huge amount of fabricated crypto (worth more than 1M+ USD) can be withdrawn from the account and converted into valid cryptos. Worse yet, no alerts were triggered during the multi-day testing period. Kraken only responded and locked the test accounts days after we officially reported the incident. Upon discovery, we informed Kraken, whose security team classified it as Critical: the most serious classification level at Kraken. After initial successful conversions on identifying and fixing the vulnerability, Kraken’s security operation team has THREATENED individual CertiK employees to repay a MISMATCHED amount of crypto in an UNREASONABLE time even WITHOUT providing repayment addresses. In the spirit of transparency and our commitment to the Web3 community, we are going public to protect all users' security. We urge
@ krakenfx
to cease any threats against whitehat hackers. Together, we can face risks and safeguard the future of Web3. #Web3 #Security #Transparency
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A cop pulled over a redneck and had a pipe bomb blow up in his face. The White male suspect is still alive amazingly.
Bodycam footage ARCHIVE
This was just a regular traffic stop, something explodes in the vehicle right by the officer. The Sheriff Department says it was a 'makeshift chemical reactive pipe bomb'. They have arrested the driver and another guy that wasn't even in the vehicle. His home was searched and drugs were found. The sergeant had to go to the hospital and they shut that entire area down for some time to investigate. The injured sergeant is doing fine now thankfully. Suspect is still in custody with NO BOND. He has been charged with:
- MAKE, POSSESS, THROW, PROJECT, OR DISCHARGE ANY DESTRUCTIVE (statute 790.161.3)
- AGGRAVATED BATTERY ON LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER (statute 784.07.2d)
- CARRYING A CONCEALED FIREARM DURING COMMISSION OF A FELONY (statute 790.07.2)
- ARMED TRAFFICKING IN METHAMPHETAMINES (28 GRAMS TO 200 GRAMS) 2 counts (statute 893.135.1f1b)
- POSSESSION OF METHAMPHETAMINE WITH INTENT TO SELL ( statute 893.13.1a1) - MAINTAIN A DRUG DWELLING OR CONVEYANCE (statute 893.13.7a5)
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Null said:
I don't have a mixing board. What I have is an informal setup and a professional mic that requires both careful volume settings and also a rigid mic presence that I don't have because I lean and adjust in an uncomfortable chair in a small cramped hot as fuck room with no fan because the fan picks up. The focusrite is plugged and unplugged every stream because I am sharing a USB cable with my phone and the other I have I don't think has the 60W needed for the Focusrite to properly amp the volume. That's why I changed the cord. When I change the cord it's also bumping around in a shelf which fucks with the knobs. It's a nightmare to fucking deal with and I hate fucking with it and when hundreds of people are spamming chat that I'm too quiet it's fucking annoying. I don't know why this is so hard to get.
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Why not buy an abandoned radio studio and broadcast out of it? Alternately, I'm sure some boomer is selling his old audio equipment on the Facebook marketplace.
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Nah he played a modern song on the same theme

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Modernity = CRINGE When will Josh become a country music fan? on the topic of Brad Paisley He did a song with the president of Ukraine. Lol
His classic song, I'm going to miss her, also has Jerry Springer; it's actually pretty good. His new music is far from his classics. Maybe my mom was right to hate Brad Paisley and Green Day growing up.
 
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