Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

The GAL is always paid for by the parties unless that's impossible. The reason a GAL is appointed by the court is that both parents are considered incompetent to protect the interests of their children. The court "may" order them paid by the parents. They generally inquire into whether they can afford it. They can.

As for having no say in them, tough shit. If they wanted a say they should have been less shitty parents.

https://mn.gov/guardian-ad-litem/program-info/gal-fees.jsp

For a state full of commie farmers, that's ridiculous

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick trying to give his wife to another man and then suddenly getting jealous when he realizes what that process really means also seems rather typical.

I could also see that after April moves into Nick's house, Nick & April have no more need of Aaron. But Kayla no doubt wants April out of the house and at a minimum living next door with Aaron. All four of them have different overlapping agendas that they are trying to accomplish through Aaron at the end. The drugs of course are making everything even more crazy.

Wow it's almost like that's exactly why this kind of shit never works out and lives/relationships just end up ruined. But big brain Nick, the smartest man in the world, thought he could have his cake and eat it too.

 

[Flake452]

Nick's having Ty Beard on tonight

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I bet if we put together a catalog of disgusting shit Balldo has said in the past that people shouldn't do, he's done every single one at this point.

He hasn't barbecued anyone.....yet

 

[Lord Feaser]

I did not change, btw.

No, I don't think you understand, he did change, he saved 86 cents from staining the floor.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

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The pawverbs stuff is kinda tragic though. Like, it obviously meant something to Kayla,. Aaron played along like a teenage crush. There’s a childlike innocence about it, when they had abandoned all morality and normality in their lives.
Now Aaron is making fun of it on stream for content, and it is funny, but I bet it’s like a dagger through the heart for Kayla.

Tragic? Naw, just your average woman coffee table reading material that she pitched to Aaron because the fucking and the conversation routines were getting monotonous. The alleged freak-outs by Nick and April were a combination of coke-induced rage and disappointment with Aaron that he's not pulling his weight re: fulfilling Kayla's every need, down to something as mundane as biblical canine reading tasks.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nick's having Ty Beard on tonight
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It's amazing to me they're going to try to pretend none of this shit is happening and go back to 2020 topics.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For anyone who wondered, Rekieta responded at the Locals chat that he went silent on the last days because he is so busy doing things for the stupid government


Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.
Rekieta seems more occupied doing shit for the Government than our own politicians (although, maybe not a high bar to achieve)

 

[Sharpeteer]

For anyone who wondered, Rekieta responded at the Locals chat that he went silent on the last days because he is so busy doing things for the stupid government
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Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.
Rekieta seems more occupied doing shit for the Government than our own politicians (although, maybe not a high bar to achieve)

Dm_JP is a stockholm syndrome helmet wearer that should be embarrassed about having junkie Nick as an e-Mommy. (he said Mamma)

Also Nick's "gotta eat." Eating one Dorito chip takes 2 seconds.

Nick's having Ty Beard on tonight

The fact that Ty can successfully go on his show, and not get completely destroyed by absolutely everyone in the chat is enough proof that the entirety of his old audience is gone, and his new crowd of the dumbest monkeys alive has completely replaced them, and clearly isn't aware of anything pre-coom.

If I fucked my job up as badly, and caused as much collateral damage as Ty did, I'd just change my name, move to far away state and start a new life.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I hope that Nick does that his whole standup routine bullshit that he did with Kurt but with Ty this time.

 

[Oxyjen]

Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.

Spoiler

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They've given you a number, and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you will give yourself away
Odds you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They've given you a number, and taken away your name

Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They've given you a number, and taken away your name

Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then laying in a Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They've given you a number, and taken away your name

 

[Burd Turglar]

For anyone who wondered, Rekieta responded at the Locals chat that he went silent on the last days because he is so busy doing things for the stupid government
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Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.
Rekieta seems more occupied doing shit for the Government than our own politicians (although, maybe not a high bar to achieve)

Everyone knows the government works past 5pm.

 

[Chibitzen]

For anyone who wondered, Rekieta responded at the Locals chat that he went silent on the last days because he is so busy doing things for the stupid government
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Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.
Rekieta seems more occupied doing shit for the Government than our own politicians (although, maybe not a high bar to achieve)

I like how basic responsibility always equates to "doing shit for" someone... like he deserves an award for getting his shit together. Father Internet, indeed.

 

[TrueDeath]

The pawverbs stuff is kinda tragic though. Like, it obviously meant something to Kayla,. Aaron played along like a teenage crush. There’s a childlike innocence about it, when they had abandoned all morality and normality in their lives.
Now Aaron is making fun of it on stream for content, and it is funny, but I bet it’s like a dagger through the heart for Kayla.

More tragic for Aaron is that his wife's a coke whore who lives to please another man now, and his only source of income in broadcasting his shame and humiliation to strangers for cash.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Also Nick's "gotta eat." Eating one Dorito chip takes 2 seconds.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

New Aaron Qover details from today's stream:
...
Things ended with Nick doing alot of yelling and Aaron walking out of the house.

Now THAT just reads like a soap opera.

With Aaron walking out of the house, how will Kayla treat April's encroachment?

Spoiler: Oxydol Soap

NARRATOR:
You know Mrs. Rekieta is another one of the women in Qover who use Oxydol for dishwashing as well as for laundry. Not long ago she was telling me about it.

(MUFFLED WORDS ARE HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND)

NARRATOR:
Ah, well, perhaps Kayla is best left to... uh.

April, you washed the dishes at some point, right?

WOMAN:
Yes, @Strix454 , I figured a soap that can wash clothes white without bleaching ... a soap that good at laundry should be more than a match for dishes coated with cocaine.

NARRATOR:
Right! Oxydol's Hustle Bubble suds are so lively, they actually dissolve dishpan grease. Not just "cut" it or "loosen" it ... but really dissolve that co--grease!

NICK:
OH MY GOD it's not "cut" with anything, Aaron, we fucking went over th--

(THE NARRATOR STARTS TALKING OVER NICK)

NARRATOR:
And suds that active stay plenty lively till the last dish and pan are sparkling bright again!

WOMAN:
But Oxydol's not strong or harsh.

NARRATOR:
No, indeed! Why, just look at your hands. They're as smooth and pretty as any woman could want!

WOMAN:
Why, thank you, Charlie!

NARRATOR:
But why don't every one of you listening try Oxydol yourself! See how it dissolves stubborn dishpan coke!

Well, tomorrow at this time we'll hear Null say ...

NULL:
(SEETHING WITH HATRED) Nick ... I've tried awfully hard to like you. I've tried to go along with you. And I've tried to believe in you. Now I'm going to tell you why I can't believe in you ... I won't go along with you, and ... I think I'm beginning to hate you ...

NARRATOR:
By all means be sure to listen to It's Qover again tomorrow! Until tomorrow, then, this is @Strix454 saying, "It's Qover!"

NARRATOR:
Remember soap is made from vital war materials! So don't waste soap! Always measure your Oxydol instead of pouring it directly on your kids' hair. Then you won't use more than you need!

https://www.genericradio.com/show.php?id=6WHK2ANOU6

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

For anyone who wondered, Rekieta responded at the Locals chat that he went silent on the last days because he is so busy doing things for the stupid government
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Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.
Rekieta seems more occupied doing shit for the Government than our own politicians (although, maybe not a high bar to achieve)

What was that he said about people working with the government......."Tucking their nuts up into their asshole"

 

[Sharpeteer]

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He can't even eat a chip correctly. Why is he incapable of putting the whole chip completely in his mouth without chewing on the first half of it first? You know he's had loads of peepees in there, so you know he's got the room.

He's so stupid he can't even eat chips properly.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He can't even eat a chip correctly. Why is he incapable of putting the whole chip completely in his mouth without chewing on the first half of it first? You know he's had loads of peepees in there, so you know he's got the room.

He's so stupid he can't even eat chips properly.

You know why he does it?

It all goes back to his hot-topic edgy angst, instead this time he's not RPing as DA JOKYR, he's RPing that one scene from death note.

"I'll put the balldo on with my right hand, and mute incel prudes with my left. Grab a dorito... and eat it!" - Nick Rekieta, thinking about how cool and edgy he is.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Starting great by being late.