Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 139 38.7%

  • Total voters
    359
Any other lawtuber streaming? I am not giving Nick a click.
Watching an anime fox woman over Nick. The only thing I want from nick is watching him get mad or make a fool of himself. Clips are great for that. God bless the clippers

Is it just me or does Nick sound clogged up? Must be the flu
A case of the sniffles I take it?
 
Uncivil Law is streaming this also.

I can't think of something more boring than Balldoman with fucking Ty Beard of all people discussing a debate between the elderly.

I was interested if he was going to say some stupid shit.

But until now it is pretty boring. I'll leave my ytarchive downloading the stream for archival purposes, and get the good bits from the clippers.
 
For anyone who wondered, Rekieta responded at the Locals chat that he went silent on the last days because he is so busy doing things for the stupid government

Doing things for the government is the new "driving the kids" now.
Rekieta seems more occupied doing shit for the Government than our own politicians (although, maybe not a high bar to achieve)
Nick is out there on the mean streets undercover trying to bust all the prostitution rings he knows in Minnesota to soften his future sentence.

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When he says "doing stuff for the government" does he mean submitting urine tests and going to appointments with case workers about how he's a negligent parent?
No he's a top secret agent being sent on missions. Cocaine missions. They had to take his kids into custody to protect them from the terrorists who would certainly take revenge on him for all the damage he's caused to the Epsteins of the world. Somehow.
 
Is there a 'serial killer' tag on the Rekieta Bingo Card ?
Thruple Terminator has a nice ring to it.
If anyone is interested in reading it, you can find an epub file
Why isn't there a CLAWverbs?
Now Aaron is making fun of it on stream for content, and it is funny, but I bet it’s like a dagger through the heart for Kayla.
Qayla deserves a bullet through the heart. Worthless cum rag of a woman.
As a foot enjoyer, these look pretty mid. On top of that, I've got to deduct points for being attached to a retarded cokewhore. 3/10, and on track to get worse as the addiction really sets in and she stops taking care of her body entirely.
Everything about April is mid at best. She is about as attractive as a gas station attendant.
It's amazing to me they're going to try to pretend none of this shit is happening and go back to 2020 topics.
They're going to need some mighty strong brooms for the chat. I don't know why he's bothering. He hates talking about anything that doesn't involve COOMING. He should move on to OnlyFans and be done with his Rekieta Law persona.
 
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