Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Definitely had to post this guy though:

I'm not sure what this guy is drinking, but he needs to stop, for his own sake.

Her current 'job':

"frequently cited for its daring investigative journalism, astute analysis, and informed commentary"
Her "investigative journalism" involves her blaming Swedish guys for the actions of California teenagers. The FBI cited her work only to call her a moron. OWASP is a gang of LARPers. The only entity her "work" angers is the IRS. Enjoy bankruptcy, Snackie.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why do all her Substack posts read like they were generated by ChatGPT?

Oh, well that explains it:
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What's the funnier scenario here: Jackie has been using ChatGPT to write all her shitty articles, or Jackie is such a fat, stupid NPC that her earnest efforts to write infosec articles are indistinguishable from something shat out by a robot?

 

[AutoClownMaker]

What's the funnier scenario here: Jackie has been using ChatGPT to write all her shitty articles, or Jackie is such a fat, stupid NPC that her earnest efforts to write infosec articles are indistinguishable from something shat out by a robot?

ChatGPT prompt; Instead of make this email sound professional take and de-skizophize and de-troll the following text,

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are we going to ignore the one person who thinks Jackie is a "cute Irish girl"?

What a devastating blow for someone as insecure as Jackie.

SNAX [squatting on the street]: Honey, can you check Twitter and tell me what it’s saying about me? I haven’t been able to look at my phone for the past four minutes and you know I live for my work.
GOBLIN [scrolling]: Those far-right campaigners Taibbi and Wu are still running scared from your investigations…Oh, wait. Someone in the replies said you’re cute. Huh?
SNAX: Why do you sound so surprised?
GOBLIN: Not surprised, just confused. Is “cute-ish Irish girl” some kind of Zoomer slang, or did you go too heavy on the white girl filters again?
SNAX throws a handful of poopy gravel at GOBLIN’s face. It significantly improves his appearance.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Has Snackie used her appearance at that one conference as a credibility bludgeon at all? The one where she bullshit her way to a spot and then proceeded to talk about a fat Milwaukee retard and his trolls.

 

[Post Reply]

Has Snackie used her appearance at that one conference as a credibility bludgeon at all? The one where she bullshit her way to a spot and then proceeded to talk about a fat Milwaukee retard and his trolls.

She tries to from time to time, but mostly she uses it to try and dunk on the people that mock her. I would be too embarrassed to bring it up if that were my presentation, but I don't think Jackie is capable of feeling shame.

 

[Mikoyan]

Tired: "Troll Triad"
Wired: The Trollfecta.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

she uses it to try and dunk on the people that mock her

She literally pulls the “Everyone clapped” lol.



I’m not surprised the conference was full of dimwits who would have heard “We must shut down free speech” and eaten it up like Hot Cheetos. That does not mean Jackie’s presentation made sense or had any value other than letting us see her try (and fail) to dress in head-to-toe black and hope it hid her morbid obesity.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

She literally pulls the “Everyone clapped” lol.

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I’m not surprised the conference was full of dimwits who would have heard “We must shut down free speech” and eaten it up like Hot Cheetos. That does not mean Jackie’s presentation made sense or had any value other than letting us see her try (and fail) to dress in head-to-toe black and hope it hid her morbid obesity.

The part she didn't tell you: As she shook every hand and leaned in for a complement, they all whispered variations of, "Nobody would ever guess you were born a man, your surgeries are flawless."

 

[Associate Rick]

Has Snackie used her appearance at that one conference as a credibility bludgeon at all? The one where she bullshit her way to a spot and then proceeded to talk about a fat Milwaukee retard and his trolls.

Speaking of that conference, I see that Sam Hyde borrowed her jacket from it for the new season of Fishtank.

 

[Maude Snew]

As she shook every hand

And set off every earth quake sensor and car alarm in a five mile radius.

 

[Incel Death Note]

She literally pulls the “Everyone clapped” lol.

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I’m not surprised the conference was full of dimwits who would have heard “We must shut down free speech” and eaten it up like Hot Cheetos. That does not mean Jackie’s presentation made sense or had any value other than letting us see her try (and fail) to dress in head-to-toe black and hope it hid her morbid obesity.

Shook the attendees' hands, yeah all of them at once (her hands are big)

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Shook the attendees' hands, yeah all of them at once (her hands are big)

So in a "firm handshake" way as tweeted by Jeremy dale hambly?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

As she shook every hand and leaned in for a complement, they all whispered variations of, "Nobody would ever guess you were born a man, your surgeries are flawless."

They spoke in nasally voices, their nostrils surreptitiously plugged to mitigate her poojeet stench.

 

[Antikythera mechanism]

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Another OSINT expert moment for Jackie here, revealing that she has no idea how to use behavior and events to profile people. Extra stupidity points for the context of self-recognition. Uses content generators for writing and art, maybe she should offload thinking entirely to a computer, because that would probably be an improvement.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Another StewAnon tactic at play. It’s probably not a coincidence that ever since she teamed up with AIDS Patriot Jim Stewartson that she started doing this more frequently. The tactic is quite simple, you just pick an unsavory group or person and then just claim they are in league with the baddies.

This in action, basically.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What's the funnier scenario here: Jackie has been using ChatGPT to write all her shitty articles, or Jackie is such a fat, stupid NPC that her earnest efforts to write infosec articles are indistinguishable from something shat out by a robot?

This is probably testable since she has work that predates chatgpt becoming widespread.

One of the most common failures by students doing plagiarism is not even thinking to edit the wording at all rather than just paste it, likely because they can't comprehend it enough to put it in their own words. Jackie absolutely strikes me as the type of "student" who would be caught because of this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jackie absolutely strikes me as the type of "student" who would be caught because of this.

You mean a dingbat.

I love her getting busted for this. We’ve only scratched the surface of this ghoul’s crimes.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

The part she didn't tell you: As she shook every hand and leaned in for a complement, they all whispered variations of, "Nobody would ever guess you were born a man, your surgeries are flawless."

Bitch got giant dick beaters for realz

 

[Antikythera mechanism]

One of the most common failures by students doing plagiarism is not even thinking to edit the wording at all rather than just paste it, likely because they can't comprehend it enough to put it in their own words. Jackie absolutely strikes me as the type of "student" who would be caught because of this.

Stupid, lazy, and narcissistic enough to believe she can just lie her way out of anything. Consequences aren't ever considered with that trifecta.