Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.5%

  • Total voters
    358
Sending Nick Rekieta money to press him but not actually knowing enough to close the loopholes he exploits to be dishonest is nothing less than I'd expect from someone sending Nick Rekieta money in 2024.
As I said. Neither side sending their best. It's embarrassing. Retards playing tic tac toe.
No sudden movements, there is literally a cat right behind you.
As a member of law enforcement, he is safe from a cat judge. If he were a mouse crook I would have eaten his head and left the body for other Kiwis who aren't as adept at hunting.
 
Why is he covering legal topics? didnt nick said his channel wasnt a law channel?
It's funny to see Nick pretend he can be a law commentator again when his own personal felony cases are the major LolTube cases going on right now. Dude, you have won the argument about whether you're a law channel. No, you ARE the crime case all the other law channels are now about.

You dumb cokehead faggot.
 
The man was always on him and now the man wants
His white friend Drexel agrees with all of this.
Say no more. I understand completely after all the shirtlessness.

Retards playing tic tac toe.
Real autists play checkers. With rainbow double jumps 🌈🌈

As a member of law enforcement, he is safe from a cat judge.
But what happens if you find him while ordering in a Denny's? While sitting across from the dog-catcher?
 
As a member of law enforcement, he is safe from a cat judge. If he were a mouse crook I would have eaten his head and left the body for other Kiwis who aren't as adept at hunting.
This is something a domestic cat like me would say. Fake feral cat pussy.
I like kitties. :feels:

Also its nice to see he can't do anything in terms of streaming without being punched from every corner to the point the lolbertarian fake lawyer channel is no longer freeze peach. Nice work.
 
It's funny to see Nick pretend he can be a law commentator again when his own personal felony cases are the major LolTube cases going on right now. Dude, you have won the argument about whether you're a law channel. No, you ARE the crime case all the other law channels are now about.

You dumb cokehead faggot.
It’s his ultimate addiction. The first addiction and the last
 
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Guys, Nick's right. We don't know the whole story. This is all an Aaron's plan gone wrong. Relevant picture:
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(I jest)
 
That clip of the superchat for Ty made me somewhat MATI. These two motherfuckers were happy to run their mouths for hours during the court case while raking in donos to line Ty’s pockets, but now seize the fuck up when it comes to saying one fucking word to express regret or remorse about the outcome.

What a couple of dickless cowards.
 
That clip of the superchat for Ty made me somewhat MATI. These two motherfuckers were happy to run their mouths for hours during the court case while raking in donos to line Ty’s pockets, but now seize the fuck up when it comes to saying one fucking word to express regret or remorse about the outcome.

What a couple of dickless cowards.
More should be made of the fact Rekieta set up a fundraiser, got $100,000, and funnelled it to his friend who was a deeply incompetent lawyer with no experience in the area of law at hand. Nick got criticism back in the day, but snaked his way out of it by insisting he didn’t get the money. Fans defended him. But Ty got all of that money, leaving Vic in the dust with a $300,000+ bill due to his incompetence as an attorney.

It‘s not fraud but it feels like it.

edit: I got the numbers wrong it’s actually worse lol
 
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