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2a applies to muskets only, not modern assault rifles with high capacity magazines
just like 1a applies to pen and paper only, not modern assault computer keyboards with high capacity internet connection
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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just like 1a applies to pen and paper only, not modern assault computer keyboards with high capacity internet connection
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fucking hell i love the copypasta so much I'm dropping it
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I love how overnight he's gone from "debate doesn't matter nobody will remember" to "there was no debate, stalker child."
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Wonder what his opinion is on cops doing their jobs
Fat dementia arc when? I've heard obesity is a risk factor
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people like pat are the biggest danger to any political party. even die hard dems are having a moment “wow the emperor has no clothes” and pat is there to attack them for noticing reality.
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they don't execute all the true believers after the revolution because they're evil, or stupid - they do it because those people are a fucking problem
fatrick is the perfect example of how vooting can just melt your brain away, all that's left of him is a voot and he's not even anywhere close to rising to literal gibsmedat nigger-tier voting, which makes way doggam more sense than whatever the fuck he's doing.
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Patrick is a political firebrand. You might not realize it, but a man who's only job is being called a fat gay retard online is vital to our democracy.
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He's also blind to what I think is the biggest factor in what might allow Trump to win. I know at least in the right and left leaning circles I move in. There isn't really much sign that people think Trump should win, but there's a lot of people who want to see Biden lose. He can't see past orange man bad. He isn't looking at why people might vote for Trump Beyond assuming they are evil. I'm sure that if they swapped out the leader for the Democrat party this very moment and every moment that follows until election day, he would still immediately fall back in line behind the newest candidate while arguing that they shouldn't be replaced, just changing the name each time he types out those same tweets in support of the new name on the ballot.
I still don't think Trump won 2016 out of popularity. He has his fans, though the only ones I know personally are illegal immigrants from European nations who also happen to be self-hating gays. I'm at the point with the "if I had a nickel" copy pasta for that I'd be coming up on a dollar, I don't know what that demographic is doing for attracting genuine Trump support. What gave Trump 2016 and lost him 2020 is effectively the same thing. Trump's vote is made up of what looks to actually be a minority of hardcore Trump supporters, the standard Republican base who will vote for anyone wearing red that election since they always vote Republican or because they just hate the Democrats enough, and then there was the huge turnout of people who either don't usually vote or would normally vote for Democrat who really didn't want Hillary. That last group, the group that opposed Hillary, was so much more important to the Trump victory than Trump's personal popularity. Likewise, the Anti-Trump legions were what killed him 2020. The question is if those legions have turned sufficiently against Biden or not. And most Democrat I think can see that. I'm pretty sure most Republicans can see that. It's why the Democrats are looking for someone new, and the Republicans are looking to defame Biden.
I refuse to call this upcoming election because, frankly, I'm seeing so many Anti-Trump Republicans and Anti-Biden Democrats that this entire election is a toss-up to me. Parties are less united than at any point I have seen in my life to top it off. The Republicans are ready to split down the middle, and I've been seeing growing discontent and disalignment with Republican voter beliefs and priorities and the Republican party platform anytime I try to make sense of what the voters are wanting and what the parties are promising them. The same is happening with the Democrats. Toss on to the fact that it doesn't matter who wins this election, it is almost certainly the last election for either of them as Joe is already senile and would be incapable of being dragged out for a third round of election, and Trump isn't that young either. Constantly being onto campaign path is stressful. We've seen little bits of Trump being nibbled at at the very edges of his mind for the last 8 years or so. I wouldn't say he's incapable, so long as he does all of his work in the morning I believe he could go for another 4 years without issue which I can't say about Biden, but I would say that in 4 years he will be. Then whichever one wins is going to be on their second term. Neither of them can run for 2028.
I think their current situation can be best summarized in the following statement: Of all of the controversy I have heard concerning these last two presidents who are now going head-to-head after we have one term from each of them has primarily been about the scandals of their sons. It hasn't been about what good or ill. These respective presidents have already had a chance to do for their country.
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He is probably one of the most retarded posters on X that I’ve seen. It’s to the point that I suspect Chris Chan has better political takes.
If he hates Trump so much, he should be BEGGING for a New Democrat candidate. This is coping and seething on a new level, because he could never concede that he has been wrong about anything ever. Stupid fatass.
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Watching Pat play mind games *with himself* is hilarious.
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I like how reading from a teleprompter or a piece of paper is somehow considered a more respectable skill by these retards than being able to debate with someone and come up with facts and arguments off the fly using logic, reason and mental acuity. It's like saying a WWE wrestler is more athletic because it's rehearsed and performative compared to a UFC fighter because it's in the fucking moment real fighting.
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An even more apt comparison would be using stuntmen for you being more respectable than UFC.
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*mfw when the implications of this xeet from the pig man sink in*
Guys I we need to start evacuating niggers from Wisconsin IMMIDIATELY......even if we hate them we cannot allow them to suffer a fate like this....
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Patrick with his 1.2GPA has never seen an actual debate or knows what one is. Debate clubs don't let his kind in.
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This Andrea Junker is referring to the minie ball, invented in 1846, not 1847, but there were precursors to it in the preceding decades. Rifles existed before the American Revolution. Rifles were used during the American Revolution by a small number of combatants, but the rifles were very slow to load. E.g. the Kentucky Long Rifle. Stupid is as stupid tweets. Ah, there were pistols too. She'd have a better argument, although not much better, if she stated the 2A applies to black powder weapons and not smokeless powder weapons. I'm certain there are other logical fallacies in her tweet. Not worth exploring.
Welp, about the homeless, perhaps Patso should make A Modest Proposal for dealing with the homeless. Given his pepperoni making, it seems like a nice business opportunity for him.
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Ah the debate. Disgraced Dan Rather called them joint campaign appearances. For once, an accurate assessment for a journo-slime. Best outcome as of now: Trump selects a decent VP, wins the election and shortly after his inauguration, dies of natural causes. He is old after all, and his expiration date is coming up fast. His VP is then President. Also, we get a thoroughly unhinged Piggy from November until Trump croaks. Biden's victory means we have to hope he survives his full term, because a Cumslut Kamala presidency would be the worst outcome. She is as incoherent as Joe, but lacks the excuse of age related mind rot. She's just an idiot.
Welp, about the homeless, perhaps Patso should make A Modest Proposal for dealing with the homeless. Given his pepperoni making, it seems like a nice business opportunity for him.
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Ah the debate. Disgraced Dan Rather called them joint campaign appearances. For once, an accurate assessment for a journo-slime. Best outcome as of now: Trump selects a decent VP, wins the election and shortly after his inauguration, dies of natural causes. He is old after all, and his expiration date is coming up fast. His VP is then President. Also, we get a thoroughly unhinged Piggy from November until Trump croaks. Biden's victory means we have to hope he survives his full term, because a Cumslut Kamala presidency would be the worst outcome. She is as incoherent as Joe, but lacks the excuse of age related mind rot. She's just an idiot.
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There probably hasn't been a genuine debate since Nixon-Kennedy.
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Presidents should not give speeches that turn the tide of public opinion and they should not debate world leaders. Okay there Patrick. Keep on coping.
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What they want is for you, the people, to force your local governor to change the laws. Convince everyone that the law needs to be changed so the homeless are not ticketed. The court is saying the local government can enforce the law. This isn't hard.
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Wrong as always, child. The stress of the idiots potentially winning and democracy being erased for all time means Patrick will be eating and drinking a lot more than normal. His grocery bills will increase as quickly as his waistline measurement. This is why your life is far better than his. Enjoy not being a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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Oh....my....god.....
Yall remember the previous thread symposium on the tomlinson phenotype and my regular asides about the fatrick multiverse which contains an endless array of divergent pig men?
Well....last twenny minutes I have been half watching half listening to a shitty youtube "TOP 71 SPOOKIEST KILLERS WHO DID THINGS THAT WILL SHOCK YOU" video and when I clicked back to change to something less generic during a droning monologue about some britbong serial killer my heart stopped as I saw this
Not seeing it? Well let me make it easier
Upon further googling I found to my horror I had discovered that which was formerly thought to terrible to exist
BRITBONG FATRICK
A fat, ugly, and sweaty manchild with the same doughball head and queer hair tuft, who like fat-prime was obsessed with getting media attention and becoming famous, was violently abusive to the woman pregnant with his child to the point she miscarried, and much like one of fatrick's less discussed deficiencies, used ownership of reptiles as a personality prop to make himself look more interesting
But what really clinches this is the nature of his crimes....for he was a literal fucking cannibal who literally chopped up and ate his victims
I genuinely feel we need to create an international agency to find and monitor members of the Fatrick subspecies (Homo Obesus) to avoid such crimes happening again. God only fucking knows what Pajeet fatrick is doing right now beyond arguing with his sidewalk on whatsapp
Yall remember the previous thread symposium on the tomlinson phenotype and my regular asides about the fatrick multiverse which contains an endless array of divergent pig men?
Well....last twenny minutes I have been half watching half listening to a shitty youtube "TOP 71 SPOOKIEST KILLERS WHO DID THINGS THAT WILL SHOCK YOU" video and when I clicked back to change to something less generic during a droning monologue about some britbong serial killer my heart stopped as I saw this
Not seeing it? Well let me make it easier
Upon further googling I found to my horror I had discovered that which was formerly thought to terrible to exist
BRITBONG FATRICK
A fat, ugly, and sweaty manchild with the same doughball head and queer hair tuft, who like fat-prime was obsessed with getting media attention and becoming famous, was violently abusive to the woman pregnant with his child to the point she miscarried, and much like one of fatrick's less discussed deficiencies, used ownership of reptiles as a personality prop to make himself look more interesting
But what really clinches this is the nature of his crimes....for he was a literal fucking cannibal who literally chopped up and ate his victims
I genuinely feel we need to create an international agency to find and monitor members of the Fatrick subspecies (Homo Obesus) to avoid such crimes happening again. God only fucking knows what Pajeet fatrick is doing right now beyond arguing with his sidewalk on whatsapp
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