Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Boggy B]

lol dick has a small face

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

So, at some point between the last video and his mugshot something really funny happened.

 

[WelperHelper99]

HE JUST TOLD THE 3D MODEL BULLSHIT TO THE COPS. MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

 

[Null]

So, at some point between the last video and his mugshot something really funny happened.

The footage ends at him being checked into the jail, which is where his mugshot is taken.

Oddly, the footage had to be approved by the Attorney General of Texas. I don't know if they withheld something that happened immediately after.

 

[SpellforceFan]

How is a fat retard like him sounding so squeaky? There are limits of what high-cholesterol, low-testosterone can do to a man's(?) voice. He genuinely sounds like he's moderating roblox servers.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Lmfao that sperg Riley tried to explain to the cops that black comicbook man's book is bad because it uses 3D models.

Edit: Jesus Christ he also told the cops that people call the police on him for filming their kids in the park.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I didn't expect this would be dropping this soon. It's interesting to see how fat he is up close, but he did seem to comply with the officers once arrested.

 

[genericwhitemale]

How is a fat retard like him sounding so squeaky? There are limits of what high-cholesterol, low-testosterone can do to a man's(?) voice. He genuinely sounds like he's moderating roblox servers.

Low test also explains his micropeen

 

[Tablet County]

How is a fat retard like him sounding so squeaky? There are limits of what high-cholesterol, low-testosterone can do to a man's(?) voice. He genuinely sounds like he's moderating roblox servers.

This may help in explaining:

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

"One of the managers just invited me in for a drink tomorrow"

Riley got his lying skills from Daxipad.

The footage ends at him being checked into the jail, which is where his mugshot is taken.

Oddly, the footage had to be approved by the Attorney General of Texas. I don't know if they withheld something that happened immediately after.

I'm assuming it was just the office of the Texas Attorney General, but the idea that Ken Paxton personally watched this is my new IRL headcanon.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Low test also explains his micropeen

Every benis is a micropenis on a lardbeast. Chanterelle or king oyster, you're looking for it in between cushions of a lightly shat, brown leather chair.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm assuming it was just the office of the Texas Attorney General, but the idea that Ken Paxton personally watched this is my new IRL headcanon

I mean a state level foia request is unusual. He MIGHT have been required to.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

"Yeah I left him superchat money but in real life and he got mad."

imagine saying that to a cop with no hint of irony

 

[WelperHelper99]

He told Mint to record him getting arrested without any hint of shame. My skin crawled.

 

[Locker Boy]

Mint can't even answer basic questions like her name. I had a realization of how retarded she truly is and that juju and riley need to suffer for their tard abuse.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hahaha, what a fat crack baby with bitch tits.

 

[Billy Bong]

He told Mint to record him getting arrested without any hint of shame. My skin crawled.

He asked the officer if he could get video'd getting handuffed and arrested. I guess Juju told him that would be a win.
You reap what you sow.

 

[Meiwaku]

what in the fit check is this outfit mint...... winter hat in the middle of summer, long sleeves in DALLAS tucked into a lime green shorts with leggings crops underneath and high socks. This is a nightmare.

 

[Swole McPole]

Maybe he just had pink-eye from going near MintSalad's unwiped behind.

Caught the pink-eye from MintSalad's brown eye?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

How much money did you dropped just to annoy Juju?