Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Last night:

I have never heard of having to fast for a blood test, even for ones to check hormones. Is this actually a thing?

Today:


How much blood did they fucking take? I think her dizziness is more about not being able to stuff her face. She missed a bus that saves her walking for over a mile. Over a mile is nothing. Also, you stopped 'slaying thousands of men' a long time ago when your womb got yeeted.

The dizziness didn't stop her from slapfighting today, though. It continued from a slapfight last night.

'I'm not even attracted to adults'



Offering to show a stranger her genitals. You fucking dirty bitch. Even if she took a photo of her vag then there is nothing there to prove anything. Hang on... She was wearing no underwear.


The only people who have mistaken you for male have been strangers online who see 'he' in your bio and go with that.

Are you ready for this absolutely brainless joke?

You have basically admitted you're a pedo. Granted, it's under the cover of a shit joke, but still.


Excuse me Mr Not Fun, you're off by a year.


Clumsiness + bug infestation = Loki booty call.


#me in succubus mode. I think that looks like her default blob mode.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I have never heard of having to fast for a blood test, even for ones to check hormones. Is this actually a thing?

Which blood tests require you to fast?​

Not all blood tests will require you to fast beforehand. Blood tests that you will likely need to fast for include:

• blood glucose test
• liver function test
• iron level blood test
• basic metabolic panel
• renal function panel

Some lipid profile tests may also require you to fast for 9–12 hours, but research suggests this may not be necessary. Such tests include:

• cholesterol test
• triglyceride level test
• high-density lipoprotein (HDL) level test
• low-density lipoprotein (LDL) level test
• lipoprotein panel (which includes all of the above tests)

Some tests, such as a fecal occult blood test, don’t require fasting but do limit certain foods. Red meat, broccoli, and some medications may cause a false positive test.

https://www.healthline.com/health/fasting-before-blood-test

Nothing involving hormones directly. I guess they could be checking if she screwed up her liver?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have never heard of having to fast for a blood test, even for ones to check hormones. Is this actually a thing?

Yeah, probably if by "test before my HRT appointment" she means "lipid panel to see how badly I'm doing between testosterone and my horrible diet." Guidance is slowly going away from fasting if you aren't taking a statin, but that's going to vary lab-to-lab and doc-to-doc. Depending on how diligent her hormone plug is, they're probably ordering a few labs, but lipids are the ones that trigger fasting.

There is no way she's "dizzy from blood loss" from a couple of tubes taken, and it's the least metal brag in the book. That's a standard grandma whine. Bring a snack in your purse. Stephanie's soulmate Lou Gagliardi e-begs so he can go out for fast food afterward.

How was she menstruating all these years with no vagina? Mysterious.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Clumsiness + bug infestation = Loki booty call.

Is she implying Loki did COVID-19 because I really hope that is what she’s implying.

edit:
also lmao at “vertigo from blood loss and fasting“
if you’re that uneasy after fasting and minute blood vials taken (probably 2-3 at most), I’m sure the office would give you a juice or something to bring your sugar up…

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph you fat moron. You're supposed to stand up when the bus comes, so they know you are wanting to board and aren't just waiting for another bus, so they don't stop unnessecarily.
If sitting on your fat arse has worked previously, that is because you were fortunate that someone else happened to need to get off at your stop.

Enjoy that free advice to take along on your adventures in not-getting-chaufered-everywhere-by-aging parents, I guess cos they want nothing to do with this hormone mess.
And fucking it up because of the slight independent attempt.

 

[oishii desu]

#me in succubus mode. I think that looks like her default blob mode.

Breaks my heart to see a bxy have to use the female-coded succubus to express their otherkin identity and sexuality... if only there was a masculine alternative...

 

[Aunt Carol]

Staph you fat moron. You're supposed to stand up when the bus comes, so they know you are wanting to board and aren't just waiting for another bus, so they don't stop unnessecarily.
If sitting on your fat arse has worked previously, that is because you were fortunate that someone else happened to need to get off at your stop.

Once again, actual gimps and speds are better at life than Stephanie, the noveau tarde.

If you can't/don't wanna stand up for the bus, you need to raise your hand and wave as it approaches. Some dedicated bus commuters have a little flashlight for dawn/dusk, just the kind with a signal/flash setting.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Mx. Master's Degree doesn't know how the bus works. Mein sides

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"I need to go to bed and try not to eat anything between now and morning"

Uh, yeah? That is how sleep usually works and why most people schedule their fasting labs at like 6am, then just eat breakfast after. Implying she usually wakes up to stuff food down her gullet has me shaking my damn head. Unbelievable, by which I mean very believable because she is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[moorhen]

Staph you fat moron. You're supposed to stand up when the bus comes, so they know you are wanting to board and aren't just waiting for another bus, so they don't stop unnessecarily.
If sitting on your fat arse has worked previously, that is because you were fortunate that someone else happened to need to get off at your stop.

Enjoy that free advice to take along on your adventures in not-getting-chaufered-everywhere-by-aging parents, I guess cos they want nothing to do with this hormone mess.
And fucking it up because of the slight independent attempt.

She says she was sitting by a sign, and assuming that it’s a bus shelter style shop, (since she was sat down) I bet she was sat behind the massive advertisement where the driver couldn’t even see her.

The fact that she thinks walking a mile is terribly hard work is hilarious. Fat.

"I need to go to bed and try not to eat anything between now and morning"

Uh, yeah? That is how sleep usually works and why most people schedule their fasting labs at like 6am, then just eat breakfast after. Implying she usually wakes up to stuff food down her gullet has me shaking my damn head. Unbelievable, by which I mean very believable because she is fat and I would not have sex with her.

She’s posted before that she wakes up multiple times a night to eat snacks. Imagine being so fat you can’t even sleep without getting hungry.

 

[glass_houses]

also lmao at “vertigo from blood loss and fasting“
if you’re that uneasy after fasting and minute blood vials taken (probably 2-3 at most), I’m sure the office would give you a juice or something to bring your sugar up…

Honestly, she just comes out with the craziest shit without even trying. You'd think that all the larping she does is enough to make your mind boggle, but the closer she gets to irl the larger the gaps in her processing. She goes on huge walks all the time, but she can't walk a couple clicks to the pathology centre. She goes on vision quests on multiple occasions, something that is frequently associated with fasting, but delaying breakfast is almost lethal for her. She's a warrior for the rights of marginalised people, but losing less than 10mL of blood puts her on death's door.

Diabetes arc when, I guess.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

She’s posted before that she wakes up multiple times a night to eat snacks. Imagine being so fat you can’t even sleep without getting hungry.

She must sleep like absolute shit too. Can't imagine why.

 

[a feel]

She must sleep like absolute shit too. Can't imagine why.

It's purely anecdotal, and maybe a medkiwi can shed some light, but it might be hormonal to a degree. The women I know who have PCOS (and are without exception very fat) claim they wake up ravenous for sweets at night, similar to some (most?) women who will face an unbearable urge to eat sweets when on their periods. People with thyroid problems often claim the same, which again links it to some hormonal issue.

That said, it's probably just coincidence because fat people will stuff their faces and blame hormonal imbalances all the time. I certainly wouldn't put up with having to snack at night and see a doctor about it, unless I secretly enjoyed being a fat pig....

 

[glass_houses]

She must sleep like absolute shit too. Can't imagine why.

I wonder if she has sleep apnoea by now. She's got enough weight on her ribcage for it to be a distinct possibility.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She can't sleep because she stares at her screen and slapfights before bed, so she over stimulates her sped brain. What does a fatass do when they can't sleep? Eat. She also talks about not being able to sleep because of GERD. If you get up in the night and eat then lay down, then it will set off GERD. It would cause even some normies to get heartburn.

Basically, Staph: turn off your phone for at least an hour before bed, read one of your druid books in bed and you'll drift off. If you wake up, then don't reach for food or your phone. Read your druid book again.

Speaking of which:

Why you would want the world to know that, only Staph knows.

 

[Poonocchio]

How much blood did they fucking take? I think her dizziness is more about not being able to stuff her face.

Hahaha she's such a fucking hysterical hypochondriac. "Blood loss". If she can't overnight fast without feeling dIzZy she's either lying (yes) or needs more than her hormones checking. Man up, Yarrow jfc.

Eta:

@Pee Your Pants She can't sleep because she stares at her screen and slapfights before bed, so she over stimulates her sped brain. What does a fatass do when they can't sleep? Eat. She also talks about not being able to sleep because of GERD. If you get up in the night and eat then lay down, then it will set off GERD. It would cause even some normies to get heartburn

Exactly. One of my pet peeves is people continuously complaining about things, usually health related, and especially using it as an excuse not to be able to do something, whilst simultaneously not doing  anything to help it infact mostly exacerbating it. People complaining about insomnia/fatigue while they don't follow basic sleep hygiene, or chronic pain when they're fat as fuck and over eat like shit really grinds my gears. Stupid retarded people.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Making excuses for her absolutely terrible and lazy fashion sense. Her insistence about being a 'punk' will never not tickle me.


Maybe this explains why she keeps forgetting if she has a vagina or not.


Then this question doesn't concern you. She got existential dread at the end because of the presidential debate.


What the hell is that image quality. It's like she painted it.


Bu-bu-but what about the queers...?


Because Norse myths are myths involving magical powers in a world that is not our own. Loki is the only bit in Norse mythology that trannies fixate on.


Yeah, go and do something helpful, Staph.


Horror fan gets triggered by a cat dying in a horror film. Ridiculous.
(The cat death in Smile was so fucking absurd that it was hilarious, and that's coming from someone who has mourned many pet cats.)


Staph wrote to David Berkowitz. I don't know if we knew that.


And what animal head are you planning on using, Staph? Don't stink out your apartment (more) with a pig's head or something.


LOL. YOU PROBABLY ARE.


I don't think you sound 12 years old. You sound 82. If she gets her T upped to lower her voice then maybe the balding arc will begin.


Cat sits on something you're doing: as weird as an orange cat. Staph really has not spent much time around cats at all.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Because Norse myths are myths involving magical powers in a world that is not our own. Loki is the only bit in Norse mythology that trannies fixate on.

And even in the myths, Loki isn't a good guy. He's Odin's sworn brother, which was probably a bad decision on Odin's part, all he does is cause problems but they can't kill him because of that, and he's going to lead the forces of destruction at the end of the world. Stephanie et. al. just got distracted by Tom Hiddleston.

 

[AfghanBlue]

"I need to go to bed and try not to eat anything between now and morning"

Uh, yeah? That is how sleep usually works and why most people schedule their fasting labs at like 6am, then just eat breakfast after. Implying she usually wakes up to stuff food down her gullet has me shaking my damn head. Unbelievable, by which I mean very believable because she is fat and I would not have sex with her.

She also has mentioned that when the cat wakes her up at night she has a snack. Eating in the middle of a sleep is like, fat person on TV for being fat on a show about being medically assisted to be less fat levels of fat.


Also staph, we will give u a clue..



Also the terrible image quality of siggy in that "close up" is because it's zoomed in from way far away, because the cat won't go near her lmao.

And damn. Snubbed by a killer, who wasn't very intelligent, and has nothing on his hands but time. Couldn't even get a write back from him?
Low.

 

[Chromeo]

I have never heard of having to fast for a blood test, even for ones to check hormones. Is this actually a thing?

I think when you're pre-diabetic (fat, lazy, family history of diabetes) they take your fasting blood sugar to see if you have high blood sugar levels. The doctor could totally be trying to see if Stephanie, who's had serious weight gain lately, has diabetes.