I’ve been priming a friend for BMJ content for months. Drip-feeding him lore and giving him short updates when appropriate. He seemed genuinely interested in the retarded crackhead cow of the Century, so when I got the live notification and saw the 2:34 long VOD I thought that today would be the day. I was finally going to show him some actual content.
Anyway, I excitedly fired up the VOD and was met with like half a minute of crack-fueled crying. Now my friend thinks I’m a monster for laughing at an obviously mentally ill dewd who’s having a crisis. It took me twenty minutes to explain that, yes, he does cry sometimes, but no, this level of unhinged is not a common occurrence - and no, I am not an actual demon who sustain himself on human suffering.
Thanks a lot, Austin. Great timing, you fucking rat.