Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

More new art that I think I once saw on a bottle of hand soap.



Polissa also reacted to the first presidential debate by restating her endorsement for RFK Jr. Her main reasonings are that Trump is a felon, Biden is demented, and both are too old.

 

[Aunt Carol]

and are just mindlessly repeating shit they are vaguely aware Type 1 diabetics might have happen despite not even being on insulin (yet) most of the time. Fat T2s like to conflate their condition with T1s all the fucking time.

It's stolen valor, and it's the reason that uppity Type Is and LADAs are trying to shoehorn in "autoimmune diabetes."

More new art that I think I once saw on a bottle of hand soap.

I'm confused by the construction of these hand fans. Are they a new thing or a Southern thing? I'm aware of the folding paper fans that come in a metal case that turns into the handle, and advertising fans that are just paper stapled to a piece of wood.

edit: answered my own question. They're still folding fans, but they pop out like a folding laundry basket or a self-erecting tent. Given the folding synthetic fabric, I question whether Polissa's paint job will flake off.

 

[FatalTater]

It's stolen valor, and it's the reason that uppity Type Is and LADAs are trying to shoehorn in "autoimmune diabetes."

I really wish fatties would stop doing that. It makes it harder on the rest of us with actual low blood sugar problems.

Spoiler: I am snowflake no1curr

When I was in elementary school I would get the most awful headaches around mid-morning. All I could do was put my head down on my desk and be as still as possible. After this happened several times the teacher noticed, called my parents who took me to the doctor for tests. Turns out, hypoglycemia.

Over the years (decades now? Oh lawdy) I have learned how to care for this condition on my own, because the amount of folks who have either never heard of it, or who think I'm just another loser wanting a junk food binge is legion.

Once I was feeling a familiar horrible feeling while at a medical appointment for something unrelated and I asked the nurse if she could check my blood sugar. She did, and cheerily assured me it was fine, everything was just fine. Except I looked over her shoulder at the number on the machine.
It said 40.
Luckily I had glucose tabs with me, and some snacks in the car.

In public around strangers, if I started getting woozy I explain it as having an insulin reaction. It was more likely to be understood and had similar treatment.
Trying to explain low blood sugar would often get a smug smirk, an eyeroll, and maybe even some unsolicited diet advice.
(My morning fasting levels are always 60-70 and I'll feel fine unless I try to do too many things before food, if anyone's curious. Sucks because my stomach does not wake up at the same time as the rest of me and will complain if presented with food.)

Low glucose levels can be a thing, just not the way they act like it is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I really wish fatties would stop doing that. It makes it harder on the rest of us with actual low blood sugar problems.

I have a copy of the 6th Edition Joslin Diabetic Manual (1937), and it has a nice note along those lines (page 66):

Success in Treatment. -- Never forget that if you make a success of your own case, you are aiding some other diabetic and indirectly helping all diabetics to secure or retain their jobs. And, furthermore, each diabetic who wins a prize protects and advances the reputation of the whole group. Unfortunately the reverse is also true. Therefore, always be alert, and never expose yourself to a reaction in public. Obey all laws and traffic rules.​

The spoonies can use their spoons to eat shit: chronic illness education should remind people "don't fuck things up for everyone else with the same disease." You're part of a group you didn't get to choose: don't drive your car into a building, don't whine, don't molest anyone (that part's for the troons mostly).

 

[Terfatron]

The "A" in Polissa stands for "anachan".
She needed nutrition for her body and ️soul️

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa is currently crying and begging for hotel room money because she is essentially homeless tonight.

Spoiler: No AC came

Whoever has a direct link to the man upstairs, or whoever you wanna call for the creator of the universe, or any of those things... Could you please ask him or her or whoever it is to stop crapping on my life?! Because right now, I can't take anymore!

Between the loss of my brother in law at the beginning of the month, the worst birthday of my life a few days ago, and now I haven't been able to stay at my house for over a month because I don't have AC to keep me cool! And I get very sick when I get hot! Now the place that I've been crap-- couch surfing? The AC is out there and the thermostat is reading 84 degrees! I am extremely heat intolerant! I get very sick when I get too hot!

I cannot catch a break! My check does not come until next Wednesday! I have no money! Cause what I had for money got used at the beginning of the month to get my husband down to Florida to say goodbye to his twin brother! I have not recouped it! Only $100 of that cost since the beginning of the month!

I need help! I need the universe to stop! Just stop! At this rate, I'm going to lose my mind! I am literally on the urge [edge] of losing my mind! How much can one person go through before they just snap?! Because I'm there!

*lots of sniffling* So anyways! Tiktok, if you wanna help, I have links in my bio! Greatly appreciate it! Would be nice to have a place to stay tonight, at a hotel for a night or two! Just to bring my mind back in one spot! I've been sleeping on the couch for weeks now! My body hurts! My mind is reeling! And I have no resources! So! *heavy sigh* Yeah! There's all that! So, TikTok! Help me! Do your thing!

 

[stupid frog]

THE WORST BIRTHDAY OF MY LIFE
I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STAY HOME FOR A MONTH CAUSE NO AC
THE PLACE IM STAYING AT HAS NO AC
IM SICK IM HOT
NO CHECK TILL NEXT WEDNESDAY
NO MONEY
USED MY MONEY TO GO TO FLORIDA
I ONLY GOT $100 BACK FROM WHAT I SPENT
IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND
IVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A COUCH FOR WEEKS NOW
I HAVE NO RESOURCES

Move to Florida, bitch.

 

[Breadbear]

Polissa is currently crying and begging for hotel room money because she is essentially homeless tonight. Transcript following shortly


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Spoiler: No AC came

Whoever has a direct link to the man upstairs, or whoever you wanna call for the creator of the universe, or any of those things... Could you please ask him or her or whoever it is to stop crapping on my life?! Because right now, I can't take anymore!

Between the loss of my brother in law at the beginning of the month, the worst birthday of my life a few days ago, and now I haven't been able to stay at my house for over a month because I don't have AC to keep me cool! And I get very sick when I get hot! Now the place that I've been crap-- couch surfing? The AC is out there and the thermostat is reading 84 degrees! I am extremely heat intolerant! I get very sick when I get too hot!

I cannot catch a break! My check does not come until next Wednesday! I have no money! Cause what I had for money got used at the beginning of the month to get my husband down to Florida to say goodbye to his twin brother! I have not recouped it! Only $100 of that cost since the beginning of the month!

I need help! I need the universe to stop! Just stop! At this rate, I'm going to lose my mind! I am literally on the urge [edge] of losing my mind! How much can one person go through before they just snap?! Because I'm there!

*lots of sniffling* So anyways! Tiktok, if you wanna help, I have links in my bio! Greatly appreciate it! Would be nice to have a place to stay tonight, at a hotel for a night or two! Just to bring my mind back in one spot! I've been sleeping on the couch for weeks now! My body hurts! My mind is reeling! And I have no resources! So! *heavy sigh* Yeah! There's all that! So, TikTok! Help me! Do you think?

 

[Octopi]

Wow, something truly traumatising must have happened for this birthday to be worse than the one where she got two cakes and a meal out.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Wow, something truly traumatising must have happened for this birthday to be worse than the one where she got two cakes and a meal out.

No help [to move to Florida] came.

 

[Muskcarpone]

 

[I call shenanigans]

THE WORST BIRTHDAY OF MY LIFE
I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STAY HOME FOR A MONTH CAUSE NO AC
THE PLACE IM STAYING AT HAS NO AC
IM SICK IM HOT
NO CHECK TILL NEXT WEDNESDAY
NO MONEY

Whoever she is freeloading off of is likely to be as cash challenged as her. They probably pulled the fuse off their A/C so she couldn’t abuse their electricity. I know I would, because I have done it when fat fucks have decided to set down roots in my home.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The worst birthday ever? Worse than her big 4-0 last year, when she had just moved into a filthy, dilapidated trailer with no running water, no central AC, and a hoard of stressed, housesoiling cats; nobody threw her the traditional big 4-0 party she assumed she'd get as her birthright; plus her family all went on a beach vacation without inviting her along. When she finally did get treated to a birthday dinner (after weeks of complaining about it on social media) it was after a relative's funeral, Polissa and her extended family were at a restaurant, and her mom basically said, "Oh, hey, I guess this is your make-up birthday dinner" because she was the one paying for it.

Was this year's birthday worse than that, Polissa? (And if so, could you please elaborate, because it's probably fucking hilarious?)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

THE WORST BIRTHDAY OF MY LIFE
I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STAY HOME FOR A MONTH CAUSE NO AC
THE PLACE IM STAYING AT HAS NO AC
IM SICK IM HOT
NO CHECK TILL NEXT WEDNESDAY
NO MONEY
USED MY MONEY TO GO TO FLORIDA
I ONLY GOT $100 BACK FROM WHAT I SPENT
IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND
IVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A COUCH FOR WEEKS NOW
I HAVE NO RESOURCES

Move to Florida, bitch.

If she thinks that 85 degrees during summer is that intolerable after living in north Alabama for her entire life, then she would absolutely hate Florida where it's regularly that temperature most of the year. She should get her wish of moving to the Sunshine State. It would be like La Casa 2.0, especially with the weather. Not just the daily heat and humidity- imagine Polissa during hurricane season.

Whoever she is freeloading off of is likely to be as cash challenged as her. They probably pulled the fuse off their A/C so she couldn’t abuse their electricity. I know I would, because I have done it when fat fucks have decided to set down roots in my home.

Polissa is also the type to run it at the highest intensity 24/7 until it breaks down because she cannot handle the slightest bit of discomfort. The fuse theory is definitely plausible (and funny) too. There is a non zero chance that there is at least one floor fan in that house, but that’s not up to Polly’s high standards.

Wow, something truly traumatising must have happened for this birthday to be worse than the one where she got two cakes and a meal out.

And she got a confetti birthday cannon this year to make up for the lack of car balloons that she cited as a reason for her "worst birthday ever" last year. I really want to know what she cites as the reasons for this year to be the absolute worst ever.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Polissa is also the type to run it at the highest intensity 24/7 until it breaks down because she cannot handle the slightest bit of discomfort. The fuse theory is definitely plausible (and funny) too. There is a non zero chance that there is at least one floor fan in that house, but that’s not up to Polly’s high standards.

To be fair to myself, I do wait three days before the A/C circuit breaker gets turned off. I don’t know how the rest of the world works, but in Australia we can access daily electricity readings, so if anyone staying with me is doubling my bill because even in summer they have to sleep with a quilt, so need the A/C running all night, I’m going to make their couch surfing as uncomfortable as I can.

 

[often puzzled]

The AC is out there and the thermostat is reading 84 degrees! I am extremely heat intolerant! I get very sick when I get too hot!

If she thinks that 85 degrees during summer is that intolerable after living in north Alabama for her entire life, then she would absolutely hate Florida where it's regularly that temperature most of the year.

It's also been brutally hot in the south, hot enough to make the news (or at least the non-TikTok news)-- there's a heat wave there. There's only so much you can do to keep yourself and your home cool when it's that hot out.

When it gets hot enough, the AC can't really pull it down any more than 20 degrees lower than what it is outside. AC that actually is working might still only be keeping a residence at 84 when it's especially miserable outside, particularly if the house has older windows, no attic fan, so on and so forth. Maybe the AC isn't working, maybe it's working inefficiently, or maybe Polissa is just a big fat earless drama queen.

I do like how she's begging for the hotel room for herself and doesn't even pretend to include the friend whose house is currently hot-- the same friend who's been letting her crash on their couch.

All this to say: she should definitely move to Florida, which is famous for its pleasant climate, soothing breezes, and distinct lack of humidity.

 

[User Account Samsara]

Polissa is live, eating a sandwich and being fat. She just dropped Josh off at work and felt light headed so she did the responsible thing and pulled over and got a large meal from Jack's. In this clip she talks about going to produce stands. I don't believe she's ever eaten a vegetable that wasn't deep fried or processed.

We get more ear action too lol.
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>talking about two different kinds of food (barbecue and produce) over mouthfuls of fast food
do we know how she got so fat? I'm assuming it's glandular? genetics, maybe?

 

[Banana Cat]

Maybe it's because I'm Australian but she's complaining about 85°? (That's about 29-30°c right?) I mean inside it's not great but it seriously isn't that fucking bad maybe lose some of your extra body weight which is like built in insulation and it won't be so bad Pissa.

 

[FatalTater]

Speaking of pitiful creatures in less than ideal living conditions that need help, HOW ARE THE ANIMALS BACK ON ~THE FAMILY LAND~ FARING?
Has she ever mentioned them?
I have concerns.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It's also been brutally hot in the south, hot enough to make the news (or at least the non-TikTok news)-- there's a heat wave there. There's only so much you can do to keep yourself and your home cool when it's that hot out.

When it gets hot enough, the AC can't really pull it down any more than 20 degrees lower than what it is outside. AC that actually is working might still only be keeping a residence at 84 when it's especially miserable outside, particularly if the house has older windows, no attic fan, so on and so forth. Maybe the AC isn't working, maybe it's working inefficiently, or maybe Polissa is just a big fat earless drama queen.

I do like how she's begging for the hotel room for herself and doesn't even pretend to include the friend whose house is currently hot-- the same friend who's been letting her crash on their couch.

All this to say: she should definitely move to Florida, which is famous for its pleasant climate, soothing breezes, and distinct lack of humidity.

Maybe it's because I'm Australian but she's complaining about 85°? (That's about 29-30°c right?) I mean inside it's not great but it seriously isn't that fucking bad maybe lose some of your extra body weight which is like built in insulation and it won't be so bad Pissa.

Alabama is currently in a heat advisory due to highs of 36 C (98 F). 85 F (29 C) is hot, especially at night, but still cooler compared to 36 C, or even as high as 40 C that the region experiences during the Dog Days of Summer. Polissa is 41 years old and has lived in the South her entire life. She should know ways to cool down or endure 85 degrees that are not AC by now. It may not be super comfy, especially while trying to sleep, but it’s doable.

“Heat intolerance” is also a munchie favorite so I’ll just assume that she’s passing out (if at all) due to extreme gluttony and sloth or just hates the slightest bit of discomfort until proven otherwise.

She posted that TikTok around 3 AM Central Time. Wonder where she ended up sleeping if she voluntarily abandoned shelter? Did she waddle back to the friend’s in defeat or did Robin pay for a hotel? If she hated couch surfing that much, then I can’t see a car seat being an improvement.

Speaking of pitiful creatures in less than ideal living conditions that need help, HOW ARE THE ANIMALS BACK ON ~THE FAMILY LAND~ FARING?
Has she ever mentioned them?
I have concerns.

She mentioned wanting to get rid of most of them and to cram a remaining handful into a tiny house with her and Joh in Florida. Otherwise, it appears that she has more or less abandoned all of them at La Casa. I’ve only seen Dobby recently because he’s the favorite Polly’s emotional support dog