Larp as your avatar Thread - You can not resist!

It has come to my attention that we have visitors from a parallel universe in the building. There is no aperture science test facility here, this is a newspaper office. Smythe and his eggheads are working on a way to send you all back home, but in the meantime feel free to grab a copy of this morning's Bugle. If you decide to use one of those portal gizmos to bring down spider-man, there is a cash reward.
 
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My Villains Wiki hobbies section is a fucking embarrasment and the admins keep reverting my edits to it. I have more hobbies than "Chatting with my bodyguard" and "Having sex with prostitutes"!
 
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Pssst. Hey. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.

You were born in the wrong body. You need to change it to feel good about yourself and to live the life you were supposed to live. Nothing else matters. Burn your life to the ground so you can rise from the ashes as a beautiful phoenix. Get rid of your friends, your family, your spouse, anyone who doesn't support you. Don't wait. Start today. It'll be awesome and so worth it.
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
Pssst. Hey. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.

You were born in the wrong body. You need to change it to feel good about yourself and to live the life you were supposed to live. Nothing else matters. Burn your life to the ground so you can rise from the ashes as a beautiful phoenix. Get rid of your friends, your family, your spouse, anyone who doesn't support you. Don't wait. Start today. It'll be awesome and so worth it.
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BEGONE DEMON! I only have the heartless follow me due to their inherent mindlessness, you on the other hand can skirt back off to the Realm of Inferno where you belong.
 
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your landlady gave me the keys to your house and something to make you sleep a little harder than normal, im going to put it in your food and drink once ive kept you up and made you tired long enough, i want you to sleep deep for my revenge, so make sure to get in the habit of tuning out the noise and disturbances i do to wake you up when you have to go to work the next day
 
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If anyone fuck with my brother, Fujin. You defy us as a whole, and I will do a Fatality on you.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
If anyone fuck with my brother, Fujin. You defy us as a whole, and I will do a Fatality on you.
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Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence.
 
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I WILL RENDER YOUR FLESH INTO NAUGHT BUT ASH, LEAVING PUTRIFYING, NECROTIC BURNS FROM MY BITE AND CLAWS. RISE MY PACK, FOR WE FEAST ON MORTALS TO SUSTAIN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL THAT SUSTAIN OUR VERY BEING!
 
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AnsemSoD1 said:
Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence.
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There are fates worse than death.
 
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Flaming_Barghast said:
*Snarls* FALL AS THE OLD ONES DID BEFORE, YOUR PUNY GODS ARE NOTHING AGAINST MY MASTERS! FEED THE PITS OF FROZEN FIRE WITH YOUR FLESH, AS THAT IS ALL A MORTAL IS GOOD FOR!
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Do you need some help? Open your heart to the darkness and you can have all of that and more child.
 
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