Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Jewel of the Nile]

He's right. He really has way too many subs and viewers not to have a dollar to his name. What's so fascinating is how he can't for a moment consider putting some of the money away. If he saved like 5% of every payment he got he'd have some good money put aside by now and 5% is low enough to barely even feel it when you have absolutely no expenses other than weed, crack and gamba.

He can very comfortably put aside 100bucks 4 times a week when he gets his $2000, that's like what around $1600 a month.
Of course a normal person in his position would save much much more but even Austin should be able to save 5% of 2k.

You forgot to mention how we're supposed to help the poor guy and give him a helping hand and keep him accountable because he deserves better.
Which is, of course, a retarded take that someone has to repeat every couple pages.

 

[AnOminous]

And his parents have every right to kick him out. He doesn't have a gun to their head. The fact they haven't already is more on them than him.

They probably know he's completely helpless and would be dead in a year.

Tongue of rage almost fully out as he smashes his mouse.

He's going to bite it off one of these days.

 

[Kees H]

You forgot to mention how we're supposed to help the poor guy and give him a helping hand

 

[MadStan]

If the alcoholic would only drink a fraction of the volume he drinks daily he wouldn't face life ruining consequences continuosly. - You, dumb

I'm fucking tired of reading this retarded "if only he saved some" take over and over and over again. Grab a pen, make some notes: Austin Curtis Peterson is a gambling addict! The whole definition of that very term (which also has been laid out ad nauseam) is that he is not in control of his spending towards his habbit!

For the love of god, everyone daring to bring this up again, go read up on the issue or watch some fucking youtube video on the matter ... I don't care.

Keep your uncalled for wisdom to yourself and enjoy the titty shitballs fucking groundhog day.

I have to agree. And the subject of taxes for BMj and statisticians telling us the odds of a coin flip.

They think BMJ is on here because he’s a gambling addict, but there are lots of those around…BMJ is an exceptional & remarkable degenerate addict.

 

[draggs]

I have to agree. And the subject of taxes for BMj and statisticians telling us the odds of a coin flip.

They think BMJ is on here because he’s a gambling addict, but there are lots of those around…BMJ is an exceptional & remarkable degenerate addict.

No he isn't

Bossman is neither exceptionally nor remarkably degenerate for an addict

Not even close

He's just a retard wigger addicted to crack who chimps out and cries and does other funny things in front of a webcam and in chat

 

[lol cow supreme]

I have to

I have to agree. And the subject of taxes for BMj and statisticians telling us the odds of a coin flip.

They think BMJ is on here because he’s a gambling addict, but there are lots of those around…BMJ is an exceptional & remarkable degenerate addict.

I have to agree. and the subject of people being tired of seeing other people enjoy themselves talking about other subjects. LIke those faggots think that if they say "I personally am tired of having this discussion" everyone else will just stop? Thats like telling a gambling addict if he just saved some of his money and didnt bet it all. I bet he'd be able to square up his taxes too. With the odds ofcoinflip being basically 50/50 is why shuffle wont put it on their site.

 

[MadStan]

No he isn't

Bossman is neither exceptionally nor remarkably degenerate for an addict

Not even close

He's just a retard wigger addicted to crack who chimps out and cries and does other funny things in front of a webcam and in chat

Oh fuck off with the "Not even close" speech,. gimme a break with your high-horse "You think that's a scar...this is a scar!" speech. You just march yourself right on into any casino in LV and tell me how many people you watch burn through $30,000 in 60 seconds or put $8,000 on a coin flip. And then suicide bait you at the bar for a chip. If he had the keys to the families mortgage deeds or bank accounts the entire family windfall would be gone in 4 days with the royalties to their mineral rights sold off at 4am to get more money.

I've known gamblers all the first 3/4's of my life and BMJ is as bad as a degenerate gambler can pretty much get.

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[draggs]

Oh fuck off with the "Not even close" speech,. gimme a break with your high-horse "You think that's a scar...this is a scar!" speech. You just march yourself right on into any casino in LV and tell me how many people you watch burn through $30,000 in 60 seconds or put $8,000 on a coin flip. And then suicide bait you at the bar for a chip. If he had the keys to the families mortgage deeds or bank accounts the entire family windfall would be gone in 4 days with the royalties to their mineral rights sold off at 4am to get more money.

I've known gamblers all the first 3/4's of my life and BMJ is as bad as a degenerate gambler can pretty much get.

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Maybe you're right for a gamba addict

For a drug addict it's not even close

 

[Justtocheck]

They probably know he's completely helpless and would be dead in a year.

Given his current deterioration rate, he doesn't seem that much better. I do honestly worry about a near-future heart attack. Hell, I'm even more worried about a winning streak. No joke, the dopamine and cortisol hits he gets from winning in gamba seem worse than the parts. No shit, I legit think a hitting a $5 x1000 plinko ball at the wrong time might make him drop-dead on the spot from the rush. I don't think he's joking when he goes "I can't breathe, guys" when he wins while under the crackarooski.

Edit: Reposting how a gamba dopamine overload looked during the epic climb.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

He can very comfortably put aside 100bucks 4 times a week when he gets his $2000, that's like what around $1600 a month.
Of course a normcal person in his position would save much much more but even Austin should be able to save 5% of 2k.

You're right, and it may be possible that Bossman has tried to save a little bit of money many times. But consider this:

There is a kind of Flow when you're deep in a gamba sesh, not too different from the state of Flow and artist or a programmer feels. But instead of a positive feeling of satisfaction as the artist watching his painting come together or the programmer keeps solving the bugs in his code, the gambler gets an increasing sinking feeling in his stomach, similar to that horrible feeling when a girl breaks up with you or when you lose your wallet. That 10k or 100K was in your hands a moment before, imagine the crack civic you could have bought...

So you say, "I made that 100k from 100 bucks, damnit, and I can do it again! Shit, my budget's over...fuck it, I'll just skim my savings just a bit. When I make that money back, I'll store double the savings!"

And maybe you do make it again. And then you keep going because maybe Eddie forgot to flip the lose lever, maybe I can get 200K! And so on, until you get felted again.

And then you think, "I made that 100K from 100 bucks, damnit, and I can do it again! I'll just skim a little more..."

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe you're right for a gamba addict

For a drug addict it's not even close

He's hooked through the gills on gamba. He'd rather gamba than crack, to the point he'll gamba his crack money away while the dealer is on the way.

 

[draggs]

He's hooked through the gills on gamba. He'd rather gamba than crack, to the point he'll gamba his crack money away while the dealer is on the way.

He did freak out, and beg to get juiced for the money to pay Derrick

Admittedly, not as hard as he freaks out over gamba, or tantrum beg like he does to get juice for more gamba

 

[troonshine]

 

[Gooby]

He's hooked through the gills on gamba. He'd rather gamba than crack, to the point he'll gamba his crack money away while the dealer is on the way.

It's not like he actively has a choice, he's an addict. If it had been a while since he had the rock, and he had the ability to insert the rock into his computer to turn it into gambling money, he'd still smoke a new rock as soon as he gets it because it feeds the addiction he's currently jonesing for.

There's an experiment where you put a marshmellow in front of a kid and tell them if they don't touch it they can have 2 marshmellows. A lot of them don't have the patience to go for the best outcome. It's not an exact parallel but I think you get where I'm going with it. If you tell Bossman he can feed 1 addiction this moment or wait and maybe feed a different addiction later, the 1st addiction doesn't go away just because the 2nd is there too, even if the 2nd addiction is going to have much worse withdrawals.

 

[Kees H]

Austin complaining Shuffle took 10 BANDEROOSKIS, 10 THOUS off him, after Wheel took it all. It's around 190k more, Austin.

Spoiler: Full screen

 

[Alerion]

Good god, the way he sloshes his drink around in his mouth like mouthwash is so nasty

 

[Fruttasecca]

lmao chatting with his handler on stream and bashing a tranny

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Austin showed his sperg-out history with his handler

Spoiler: Spergout

 

[MadStan]

Maybe you're right for a gamba addict

For a drug addict it's not even close

Oh sure - if we're talking his drug use then yes, he's not even on the radar.

 

[draggs]

Why don't none of these casinkos understand that Bossman deserves to win? When he doubles or quadruples his bet, he deserves to win that bet. When he halves his bet, he deserves to win that bet. Any time he smashes that gamba button, HE DESERVES TO WIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THIS IS NOT RIGHT THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT FUCK MY LIFE