Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

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I wonder how easily they could be motivated to go to the homes of electors to protest and scream fascism.
 
"I (Native American, female, Narwhal-kin [Nar,Nars,Narself]) was innocently walking to the local drugstore to purchase some cough syrup to process into illicit drugs and blue hair dye when suddenly I was jumped by a pickup truck full of white cis het males wearing Trump hats, accompanied by a live alligator (they said they were from Florida.) They said they knew I got fired from my previous job at the zoo for filming penguins doing gay stuff, and that I should go back to where I came from (here.) Suddenly, the ring leader of the group starting grunting like he was constipated. A golden light surrounded him, and his hair turned an Aryan blond. HE WAS GOING SUPER SAIYAN! I braced for impact as he launched a kamehamehah at me, obliterating the drug store behind me and sending me flying in the wreckage of pills, cheap candy, and uids. I slowly, LITERALLY SHAKING, lifted my bloodied face from the wreckage. 'THIS IS HOW WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, BETCH!' He said. Then he pulled his shirt off to display the finely-chiseled abs of his TOXIC CIS HET MASCULINITY and the air filled with so much testosterone that all the children sprouted beards. Reaching for the guns and bibles in his back pocket, he handed them to me and said, 'Here. BITTERLY CLING TO THESE.' Suddenly, I realized that I must take back the Holy Land from the Saracens. Looking down, I noticed that my braids had been turned blonde, and that I was wearing a Donald Trump t-shirt. The men (including the one with the great abs) grabbed their alligator which everyone from Florida has as a pet, jumped in the back of the pickup truck, and drove off, waving a confederate flag and a copy of vintage Playboy. But it didn't matter. I had overcome myself. I loved Donald Trump."
 
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