11/11/2016 - Begging people to pray whilst sharing unrelated petitions. - Chris pushing his agenda whilst sharing something unrelated.

[Emmet]

But Chris, Trump's health care reforms look like they may greatly benefit people like your mother, who greatly needs her medicine...right?

"Remove barriers to entry into free markets for drug providers that offer safe, reliable and cheaper products. Congress will need the courage to step away from the special interests and do what is right for America. Though the pharmaceutical industry is in the private sector, drug companies provide a public service. Allowing consumers access to imported, safe and dependable drugs from overseas will bring more options to consumers."​

But we all know he really doesn't care about anything but himself and his legos.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I guess the Secret Service hasn't given him a stern talking to yet.
To everyone saying it probably won't happen, you legit don't know how seriously they take that shit.
Like, it's their entire job to protect the President and President elect, and opposition leader (I think) too.

They'll get to him.

There's... a lot of threats to sift through, apparently.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I would worry that Chris is going to be the next John Hinckley, but while he has the obsessive energy, Chris doesn't have the conviction or work ethic to see any assassination plot through. Unless some china was on the line. Maybe he'll think it would impress Megan?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Prayer doesn't work. There are people who pray that Chris would clean his clothes and wash his fucking hair, and that never works.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Prayer doesn't work. There are people who pray that Chris would clean his clothes and wash his fucking hair, and that never works.

Nah, prayer works. It's just that I've been praying for Chris to stay filthy, and God likes me better than you.

 

[Some JERK]

I would worry that Chris is going to be the next John Hinckley, but while he has the obsessive energy, Chris doesn't have the conviction or work ethic to see any assassination plot through. Unless some china was on the line. Maybe he'll think it would impress Megan?

Yeah, no. There is no universe in the multiverse where Chris is going to purchase, load, and employ a weapon successfully on the most protected human being on planet Earth.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

 

[Gunslinger]

This is the second time he has called for people to pray for their deaths. It seems like he is really desperate for them to die and the only thing that he can think will kill them is some act of god. Does he even know why he hates them so much?

Chris has probably been reading twitter and Facebook since the election and because he is autistic, he is taking all the hysterics and tantrums people are throwing as truth. There are women and LGBT people who seem to honestly believe they will have to go through aversion therapy or end up in some concentration camps because Trump won. The immigration website for Canada crashed the day after the election from so much traffic so he's not the only one who believes that bullshit. I'm really not surprised he's panicking considering he takes things so literally because autism. He the perfect target for the garbage the media spread through the the election.

 

[CWCchange]

Oh look, Chris Googled Mike Pence and realized he could affect his life.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

ok chris here you go

dear god and jesus, please make donald trump (or "pmurt" as i call him because it rhymes with "hurt" and that's what he'll do) have a goddamn heart attack right now now now now now NOW! also give me a boyfriend-free lesbian girl too. mm, yeah. amen.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

An Ungrateful and wicked autistic asks for a fuck from GodBear , but no fuck shall be given .

 

[Taint_fairy]

He seems really butthurt over Trump. But give it a day or two and he will be back stuffing legos up his rotten ass

 

[DragoonSierra]

merge thread request

 

[InTheSidePocket]

merge thread request

My thoughts exactly.

The Mega Chris Wants Pmurt Dead Thread.

 

[Florence]

I suspect Chris may have taken Trump's anti-China position a little too literally.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He's gonna need those donations once Trump starts slashing his tugboat like the fat 'tard slashed his own taint!

 

[QI 541]

If this is going to start being persistent behavior for Chris, he really might just end up in prison.

 

[Jack Awful]

The fact that Chris has gotten away with this shit for 3 days straight now is proof that the government needs to get its shit together.

 

[Cydonia]

ok chris here you go

dear god and jesus, please make donald trump (or "pmurt" as i call him because it rhymes with "hurt" and that's what he'll do) have a goddamn heart attack right now now now now now NOW! also give me a boyfriend-free lesbian girl too. mm, yeah. amen.

Also, donations still required.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Knowing Chris it'll be just like Sonichu of America. He'll make a proposition on Youtube enlisting the requirements he seeks for a hitman. Must be female, but he would be willing to accept a male too. He will want all creative control and 50% profit of whatever he intends to gain from it. He will also need a secretary for such a task that will also act as his boyfriend free sweetheart who will move in with him. And he will want his own office and to be able to come up with his own schedule and to be free to plan his own vacation times.

 

[bacterium]

I forgot they handle Treasury issues!

That is what the Secret Service was originally employed for..