Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Swole McPole]

Do you know how you can at least make this one of the best days of my life, any many others? Literally better than paying off mortgage, getting married, seeing the birth of one's first child, visiting some exotic location in Iceland or Antarctica, going on a date with a crush, I don't know

Some of these are a bit over the top. You don't get to accumulate any real wealth until you've paid your mortgage off. And the date with the crush? That could go either way. It depends whether sex is involved or not.

But I've been to Iceland. It's fantastic. It's like visiting the fucking moon. The landscape is outstanding. Everywhere you look there are waterfalls and volcanos and some of the most fantastic coastline that you've ever seen. It's a country the size of a smallish city. The capital is just a single main street. The women are all really hot. I'd really love to go back there.

But given a choice between going back to Iceland and hearing that Boogie has died. I'ma choosing dead Boogie, all day every day.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

most solana accounts on the "holders" list are 4 days old

Yep, a simple fact check and it looks like Boogie's claim about all the traders being cryptobro millionaires and nobody getting hurt is another big old fat lie. Instead he swindled a bunch of people that got excited because the funny fat man token rolled out and it was gonna shoot to the moon. And among that crowd was definitely more than just a few of the "You got dis Boogie!! " tards that wanted to follow their leader. Except this time Boogie got paid and you got stuck holding the bags while he filled you with his cockmeat. Welcome to the sub club!

 

[Helvetia]

coffee probably isn't going to double down, poor fucker's being sued by logan paul. of course the article is being sold as an NFT.

 

[AltisticRight]

Polycythemia is usually stable for decades when discovered early and treated properly. The chance of that turning into acute myeloid leukaemia when proper treatment is considered is incredibly low.
That's assuming this fat fuck blob lying lard isn't lying, which he is.

Most people don't deserve cancer, but cancer certainly doesn't deserve Boogie2988.

Some of these are a bit over the top. You don't get to accumulate any real wealth until you've paid your mortgage off. And the date with the crush? That could go either way. It depends whether sex is involved or not.

Antarctica was great, but the view could be improved by a pack of polar bears mauling Boogie2899 to death.

By the way, this is the type of people defending Boogie2988.

Exhibit A: Convicted sex criminal, revenge pornographer and useless deadbeat who's hiding in Mexico.


Exhibit B: A man that pretends to be a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus with a purple sparkly dildo.
He's also a nonce shield and Cuties connoisseur.


Great company you have there fat fuck. I guess the three of you do have something in common.
That the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"maybe if his wife would put out he wouldn't be this way"

I've been thinking of making a compendium of Boogie's worst quotes. That one is really up there. Talking about a man's wife in a sexual manner after getting called out for scamming, what the fuck? This is nasty. Boogie doesn't see women as people and I don't mean as in second class citizens. He doesn't view them as people at all.

Has Boogie ever actually had to face any consequences for his actions? He didn't follow his probation and recorded himself violating it multiple times, he only lost money, but he's wasted it in more retarded ways. Is there a single instance where Boogie has been held accountable for the way he behaves? (i guess him not going on his "podcast tour" and getting attention from Hassle incident is punishment to him)

ETA: this is one of his worst meltdowns. I've never seen him put out an essay like that before. He said at the bottom he is not sorry for what he is doing. All these gross comments about Dezi the past few days - now would be a really opportune time for him to explode. Such a scumbag.

Boogie is a fat misogynistic narcissist con artist. He hates women and hates men that have women that love them.
Boogie faces the consequences of being Boogie. Hell is real and he is living in it.
There's a Rick & Morty quote that sums up Boogie to a T, whatever else you may think of the show.
"You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive!"

 

[Musashi's Son]

This is nothing new. He does this all time (Lucy Foxx, Keemstar, Total Biscuit, Caleb Hammer, h3h3, I could go on).

Boogie when H3 is his friend: "KEEMSTAR MADE ME SUICIDAL. FUCK YOU KEEM"
Boogie when Keemstar makes a show for him: "KEEMSTAR WAS MY BEST FRIEND ALL ALONG. FUCK YOU ETHAN."

 

[HarrySachz]

The boogie checklist
[✓] It was a joke.
[✓] I didn't know it was wrong.
[✓] Double down on the stupid.
[✓] Actually, I did know and I don't care.
[✓] Suicide Baiting.
[✓] Make a meaningless effort to remedy the situation.
[ ] Blame it on someone else.
[ ] MUH mental Health
....

Was Keemstar involved in this pump and dump? Did he know beforehand? Buggy doesn't go to bathroom before asking master Keem. It's kinda sus that this fat retard was so emboldened to pursue it without his master giving the green light.
Keem seems to be the kind of guy who would go for it.

 

[Jacques Strap]

The boogie checklist
[✓] It was a joke.
[✓] I didn't know it was wrong.
[✓] Double down on the stupid.
[✓] Actually, I did know and I don't care.
[✓] Suicide Baiting.
[✓] Make a meaningless effort to remedy the situation.
[ ] Blame it on someone else.
[ ] MUH mental Health
....

Was Keemstar involved in this pump and dump? I mean, Buggy doesn't go to bathroom before asking master Keem. It's kinda sus that this fat retard was so emboldened to pursue it without his master giving the green light.
Keem seems to be the kind of guy who would go for it.

As for the first uncompleted step, he did take a couple of extremely passive-aggressive jabs at Coffeezilla, essentially insinuating that he didn't warn him soon enough

 

[AltisticRight]

He claims that he came dangerously close to giving up on youtube and deleting his channel.

He's claimed this how many times? His channel is as dead as he is. 99% are dead subscribers. His engagement metrics are poorer than clip channels of the already dead Sektur.

[✓] Blame it on someone else.
[✓] MUH mental Health

- He blamed it on Coffeezilla etc. He claimed they didn't want to see the coin succeed.
- He cried about this being "one of his worst days ever".
- He is fat.
- He should DIE.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Exhibit A: Convicted sex criminal, revenge pornographer and useless deadbeat who's hiding in Mexico.

Ethan on LCL: "FUCK YOU BOOGIE. DIE."
Ethan when Metokur shits on Boogie: "MEDICARE IS CRYING ABOUT BOOGIE. WHAT A LOSER."

Exhibit B: A man that pretends to be a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus with a purple sparkly dildo.
He's also a nonce shield and Cuties connoisseur.

Juju when Boogie scams people: "Lol, what a cry fest."
Juju when someone calls Vito a pedophile: "VIto should sue these motherfuckers".

 

[Devilish]

He's on Faddy Coin telegram voicechat right now sounding zoinked out of his mind.

He speaks through his teeth like he's on a big dose of benzodiazepine.

Very cute.

Link to chat: https://t.me/faddycoin

 

[Musashi's Son]

He's on Faddy Coin telegram voicechat right now sounding zoinked out of his mind.

Can you or someone else record him in the voice chat and post it here?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I think Boogie took the wrong attitude with his response. Instead of the usual oh gee golly gosh it was an honest mistake mistuh schtick, he should have owned it and went full supervillain. Come out covered in the cheapest costume jewelry you can buy and flex like:

"Yeah I scammed my fans, so what bish? I told them not to buy the coin and if they did, that's on them. They shouldn't be listening to fat losers on the internet. But guess what Coffeezilla, now I'm a winner. That 10 grand is going to buy me a lot of hooker puss. Also, let me make this clear. I grabbed the bull's BBC and I personally put it in my ex-wife, so it is actually ME that was filling her up with big black cockmeat and it's because of ME that she is getting the real fuck she deserves! Now kiss the ring and join the sub club faggot!"

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He's on Faddy Coin telegram voicechat right now sounding zoinked out of his mind.

He speaks through his teeth like he's on a big dose of benzodiazepine.

Very cute.

Link to chat: https://t.me/faddycoin

Oh hes poppin Benzo like crazy now i am sure.
Its great, take some more Boogie. I am sure your decisions will be MUCH wiser and thoughful benzoed the fuck out!
Just keep poppin them pills fatman!

 

[Musashi's Son]

The retard who registered faddieuniversity.com provided all of his PII without censoring it:

(A)
(A)
Registrant Name: Travis McMichael
Registrant Organization: The Green Keepers
Registrant Street: 522 N Central Ave #831
Registrant City: Phoenix
Registrant State/Province: AZ
Registrant Postal Code: 85004
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4159496022
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax:
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: faddyuniversity.com@wix-domains.com

EDIT:
(A)

(A)
info on The Green Keeps LLC. I have the Article of Organizations document of the LLC.

 

[AltisticRight]

The retard who registered faddieuniversity.com provided all of his PII without censoring it:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

It doesn't seem like a legitimate address at least, the #831 suggests to me that it's a mailbox.
There's a USPS right in the building.

 

[Windy Moors]

Things Boogie does not have:
Cancer
Autism
Integrity
Functional Penis
Adult sized testicles
Self awareness
Own teeth
Ability to see his feet
Real friends
A spine

Things Boogie does have:
Triple fupa
Moob curtain
Unwashed ass
Sociopathy
Rotting legs
Neglected dogs
Live in prostitute
Thousands of dollars worth of plastic tat
Actual retards for fans
Clogged arteries
Butter for blood
Receding hairline
Dez the speds ID
Dead youtube channel
Meme coin that tanked him

I sense a big medical emergency deflection shield about to be deployed.

 

[blooperbloopy]

The retard who registered faddieuniversity.com provided all of his PII without censoring it:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

https://www.facebook.com/tmcmichael3/

 

[R@B6t4eh^cnZD%]

I recorded the first hour of the telegram (with audio this time), I stopped recording after an hour and then he started talking about how Charlie and them only shit talk him because he is fat, so I started recording again (and after he said he didn't want it public and specified he didn't want the following recorded). So I have well over an hour, will try to get it uploaded for archival purposes as soon as I have a moment. (I doubt I can upload 1hr+ to KF directly).

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I don’t understand how hard it is for people that strike gold to just put it in a fund and watch it just build itself over a few years.

But they never ever do it.