Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

All coffee roasters follow the same model - buy bulk coffee beans from the hundreds of different sub-species - these are grown in different regions but all sourced through wholesalers.
Then you can roast them to whatever level, which greatly affects the flavour, and then blend these to create any number of custom coffees, which your wannabe gourmet coffee brand guy just has to choose from.

Coffee roasting requires way more thermal energy than you might expect. I helped set up the gas lines for a shop that was going to roast their own coffee beans we were just barely shy of the BTU output that would have required us to be certified to work on boilers.

Counter point. The average American drinks their coffee with so much sugar, flavoring, and various creams that for all intents and purposes, the coffee serves to just slightly ting the color tan.

I don't know why people aren't satisfied with coffee that just has milk added.

Aeneas founding Rome isn't even in the Iliad, that's the entirely separate fanfic Virgil wrote 800 years later!

State sponsored fan fiction!

I usually choose something more high-brow, but maybe that is me?

I am an unironic enjoyer of shitty space marine schlock and will recommend the book where a discount Death Star swings into low orbit to have a shooting match with Ukraine. (The Doom Star series by Vaughn Heppner)

 

[Farsided]

I deeply believe it will have the opposite effect and will only reinforce the harmful notion that they've always been an anchor around their father's neck dragging him down.

If only they could have squeezed instead of applying downward force.

You and Lidl Drip are right about the littles ones, but for the teen ones ? Depends on how sheltered they were.
I'm going on what I did as a teen. I didn't blame myself for my dad's fuckups (and boi there were many.) Not Rekieta level, he didn't give me coke the cheap bastard.

 

[Lubby Smith]

(correct me if I am wrong but if I read the report correctly they were not placed with family)

There's a 99% chance that the kids were placed with a relative and spent no time with random foster parents.

Under the Minnesota rules, CPS can immediately place kids with relatives as the foster parents as long as the relative agrees to get certified and undergo a home check within a certain amount of time. The language in the order is entirely consistent with a kinship placement, and CPS policy strongly favors keeping kids with family.

So it's possible all the relatives who live locally came together and announced to CPS "fuck them kids, give those little shits to some strangers," but that's pretty much the only way they were placed outside the family.

 

[RodgerDodger]

There's been conflicting information. The CPS report said they've been placed into foster care, whereas others like Yellowflash and Aaron, the Liar are claiming they're with the grandparents.

Not that either option is much better in regards to your underlying point. The kids know their father is a Youtube livestreamer and at least some of them are watching his livestreams to see their dad only to see him acting happier than ever before. The psychological damage that must inflict is disturbing.

They've gotta be blaming themselves in one way or another. Either blaming themselves for drawing the attention which led to the warrant or blaming themselves for their dad's decision to start abusing cocaine in the first place. Children are irrational. Children blame themselves even in the most ideal situations where everyone is doing their part to reunite the family and assure them that they're not the ones responsible; it's all but guaranteed that their father going out of his way to keep them away is giving them the impression they're the catalyst for everything.

It's not conflicting information. State Law requires that CPS make every rational effort to place with family. Kayla's family are already licensed foster care providers. There are provisions that allow Nick's family to take the kids and quickly get licensed and up to speed.

"The kids are in Foster Care" does not mean the kids are not with family. CPS cannot say who the kids are with. Just "Foster Care". Under the management and monitoring of the CPS Foster Care system. But they are almost certainly with the Grandparents. We just don't know which?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

>I am removing alcohol as a motif of the show
>Has the Johnny Depp painting where he’s asked what a Megapint is

It looks like Depp is asking Rekieta if he wants a mega pint.

Also, Chris O’Neil/ OneyNG might be aware of Rekieta due to a ceiling cat reference in a recent video.

The funny thing about removing alcohol is that it was part or his brand styling from the very start*. It would be like Lockpicking Lawyer stopping talking about locks.

Also, seeing how well Nick has managed his brand pivot from NEVER A LAW CHANNEL**, to... whatever he was between late-October 2022 until February 2024, I am not confident he can manage it...

There are very few people who have successfully managed a total image change and business focus shift. Nick is not set to join their ranks.

*See the channel descritption clip and the first 50 seconds of his forst stream I posted a few pages back

**See the well-known clip of this rant and the clips referenced in the first footnote

If only they could have squeezed instead of applying downward force.

You and Lidl Drip are right about the littles ones, but for the teen ones ? Depends on how sheltered they were.
I'm going on what I did as a teen. I didn't blame myself for my dad's fuckups (and boi there were many.) Not Rekieta level, he didn't give me coke the cheap bastard.

I think most of us are more concerned for the children's well-being--if not due to Nick and Kayla's future actions, but due to the results of what they have already done. I hope they don't blame themselves and are insulated from the situation Nick and Kayla have put them through.

I recall Nick's indignation with Sean, 'THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS!' No, Nick, they have reason to hate you due to the passive hardships they have already undergone. We don't need to lambasted you for active harm, you've drug them down with you in your own spiral. You've already done enough.

ETA: footnotes

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick and Dax are playing with dark and overwhelming powers.

Sonichu Medallion: The Harbinger of our Destruction​

 

[Harm]

It's not conflicting information.

Fair, I should've said conflicting interpretations or theories, although the "placed with strangers" theory has had fewer people "in the know" iterating that possibility.

 

[DuranceVile]

The "THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS SEAN!" line during the struggle session was a cute bit of sophistry on Nick's part. He hammered on that - something I don't remember anyone seriously suggesting - and ignored the proven stuff at the time like the Hedonism II visit and the locals lewdposting.

I doubt current Nick could even muster that level of low cunning.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu

He had a theme song about how he’s a whisky drinking lawyer who’ll explain the law because his trad wife takes care of the kids in order to allow him to lawsplain the iNTERNET.

That’s the funniest thing and chief point of hypocrisy.

 

[IDF]

is it possible that she got buccal fat removal?

Of course it could be just from general weight loss and becoming older, but it does look there was a lot lost there.

I think it's age and weight loss. That was the 2nd thing I noticed after I lost a bunch of weight as an adult. First was my waist, I was like hell fucking yeah. But after a few months I noticed my face and thought, damn I looked so much more youthful when I was fat. I think the age component hits women even harder since they have less collagen and what not to begin with.

 

[RotPockets]

Saw this posted on /v/, is it from this thread?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If only Nick told Vic to ignore Monica & Jamie.

By the way, where are ethe 3 collector knives he promised to auction off to help with Vic's legal fees?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

>I am removing alcohol as a motif of the show
>Has the Johnny Depp painting where he’s asked what a Megapint is

It looks like Depp is asking Rekieta if he wants a mega pint.

Also, Chris O’Neil/ OneyNG might be aware of Rekieta due to a ceiling cat reference in a recent video.

Would you torture a tiny Rekieta clone?

 

[AnOminous]

I recall Nick's indignation with Sean, 'THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS!'

I remember thinking it was WEIRD and FUNNY that he told that lie, when nobody had even accused him of that. Knowing what we know now, I wonder why he decided to go that particular direction, considering what he actually did was worse.

Imagine the Dumb and Lunacy stickers someone would have got if they'd said "Nick gives his kids cocaine."

 

[KMFDM Sucks]

Knowing what we know now, I wonder why he decided to go that particular direction, considering what he actually did was worse.

It's the one thing he probably didn't do, it's as simple as that.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I don't know why people aren't satisfied with coffee that just has milk added.

Coffee with milk is the best way to have it. I never understood all those coffee creamers, half and half, and flavored nonsense.

 

[AltisticRight]

Saw this posted on /v/, is it from this thread?
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Yeah, I have seen it here before.

I remember thinking it was WEIRD and FUNNY that he told that lie, when nobody had even accused him of that. Knowing what we know now, I wonder why he decided to go that particular direction, considering what he actually did was worse.

Imagine the Dumb and Lunacy stickers someone would have got if they'd said "Nick gives his kids cocaine."

I remember seeing many hallmarks of cocaine use from his mid-2023 streams and onwards, I chose to not post about it because I thought I'm just seeing things, it's confirmation bias, I was just being crazy and maybe too much of an a-log. I resorted to snidely making remarks about it instead. I'll give myself a sticker for gaslighting myself.

Now fast forward to today, where we know one of his kids tested positive for cocaine use on the level of recreational consumption. If anyone made this claim last year, they'd be lumped in with TIC.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Coffee with milk is the best way to have it. I never understood all those coffee creamers, half and half, and flavored nonsense.

What’s hard to understand about people liking different things than you do?

Does this sound like anyone we know?



Before people start sperging, I’m not saying Nick is a serial killer. He doesn’t have the gumption, smarts or work ethic for it. But he sure does have many of the major signs of psychopathy. (This book is an excellent page-turner, so clear your schedule to read it in one sitting.)

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

I may be a few pages late but for people speculating on how a nerd like Nick could get connects and find coke, it really isn't difficult. As a white person all you have to do is go to a super ghetto mostly black area and drive around. In Detroit within minutes at intersections you'll have dudes noticing you and motioning for you to roll your window down just to yell, "Aye, Aye! Girl or boy?? (Crack or heroin) Take my number! Take a tester! It's good shit! It's good shit! Follow me to the next block!!" I'm sure it's similar in every big city's shit areas.

And if he didn't do that then I'm sure he found hookups via the prostitutes, which is even funnier because that means he was being super over charged and probably having them skim off the bag/cut it down as well lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

within minutes at intersections you'll have dudes noticing you and motioning for you to roll your window down just to yell, "Aye, Aye! Girl or boy?? (Crack or heroin) Take my number! Take a tester! It's good shit! It's good shit! Follow me to the next block!!"

I pray this asshole is buying from street dealers. One step closer to the fentanyl nap he’s earned.