Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 782 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 456 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,424
Anisa now has "potatophobia". WTF!?

I didn't hear this from her yet.
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I mean I know we've seen pictures of her filthy house in the background of her OF pictures but it if she's got potatoes growing in her cupboard that must mean those filthy backgrounds are actually her version of clean 🤮
 
A woman who wants to "live off the land" in a commune is scared of a root vegetable sprouting... You can't make this level of retardation up, lmao.
the whole thing was just a meme to begin with

>make little villages in our cities and have communal farms
>in our cities
what kind of cities have wide open spaces of arable land for farming? it's retarded, there's no serious thought behind this at all.
 
the whole thing was just a meme to begin with

>make little villages in our cities and have communal farms
>in our cities
what kind of cities have wide open spaces of arable land for farming? it's retarded, there's no serious thought behind this at all.
Here in Euroland, in some countries there are actually plots of land in cities you can rent or buy to grow flowers or vegetables. You Amerifriends have even more space so I can see this as a possibility. Although Anisa has a fucking yard and she could grow vegetables and fruits if she wasn't a lazy bitch. But no, she needs a "commune" because she wants others to do the work for her.
 
Here in Euroland, in some countries there are actually plots of land in cities you can rent or buy to grow flowers or vegetables. You Amerifriends have even more space so I can see this as a possibility. Although Anisa has a fucking yard and she could grow vegetables and fruits if she wasn't a lazy bitch. But no, she needs a "commune" because she wants others to do the work for her.
i'm european too, and i have a garden myself with berry bushes and fruit trees.
but this is just a hobby, it doesn't make me a farmer. if i wanted to grow enough stuff here to actually feed myself (or even run a communal farm with multiple people) i'd need to take over half my neighborhood and turn it all into fields and pasture..

i guess what anisa had in mind was more like what these activist clowns were doing during the floyd riots in their shitty little "autonomous zone" gardening project
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Here in Euroland, in some countries there are actually plots of land in cities you can rent or buy to grow flowers or vegetables. You Amerifriends have even more space so I can see this as a possibility. Although Anisa has a fucking yard and she could grow vegetables and fruits if she wasn't a lazy bitch. But no, she needs a "commune" because she wants others to do the work for her.
I've seen many community gardens in American cities, Anisa just wants to bitch and moan about how bad America is
 
I've seen many community gardens in American cities, Anisa just wants to bitch and moan about how bad America is
Cool, so they exist. But she wouldn't know because you need to leave your house to see those things ig. And that's probably too much work for her. Or too scary, or something.

Come to think of it, I never see Anisa hang out with friends? If she had any you best believe she would be posting that shit online. Frindless husk of a human.
 
Cool, so they exist. But she wouldn't know because you need to leave your house to see those things ig. And that's probably too much work for her. Or too scary, or something.

Come to think of it, I never see Anisa hang out with friends? If she had any you best believe she would be posting that shit online. Frindless husk of a human.
I was curious and looked it up. The city of Seattle actually runs 91 community gardens that allow people to grow veggies and help feed the hungry

And I think as others have stated, she supposedly has a yard so plenty of garden space to get started. I think she just wants to complain about capitalism/ try to get into the breadtuber community without actually doing anything.
 
Anisa now has "potatophobia". WTF!?

I didn't hear this from her yet.
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Potatophobia is going to be the trypophobia. It's going to be the new quirky thing that makes you unique that everyone is going to claim to have so they can add it to their list of mental illnesses like a badge of honor. "
Twitters bios will read: "VBNMH, BLM, NONBINARY GENDERQUEER, POTATOPHOBIC, ACAB"
That will be Anisa's only contribution to the annals of history, spearheading the "potatophobia" trend.
 
Cold Ones recent podcast released 6days ago and has 1.6m views. The most recent SRMC podcast has 5k on yt. Why even bother at this point. Even MATI gets more and it's a niche podcast without 2 "youtube stars".
I don't know if Anisa ever considered herself a YouTuber but she did say during her weird spergout on Twitter in August of last year: "I was a successful content before I met Ian. That's HOW I met Ian. We were both content creators in the space."

Going back on Twitch Tracker, you can see that she did actually see a modicum of success, even if only because she was a titty streamer on Twitch during its rise. However, considering the only real article about her streaming is the one where her mom talks about moderating her chat, I doubt that she was really even all that remarkable at the time. Just a C-Tier streamer. Must've been enough for Ian, tho.
 
I mean I know we've seen pictures of her filthy house in the background of her OF pictures but it if she's got potatoes growing in her cupboard that must mean those filthy backgrounds are actually her version of clean 🤮
..why were potatoes being stored in the cupboard in the first place? Or is this a Canadian-ism for a pantry? I swear she tells lies like a middle schooler because there's always some glaring yet integral detail that makes no sense.
 
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I don't know if Anisa ever considered herself a YouTuber but she did say during her weird spergout on Twitter in August of last year: "I was a successful content before I met Ian. That's HOW I met Ian. We were both content creators in the space."

Going back on Twitch Tracker, you can see that she did actually see a modicum of success, even if only because she was a titty streamer on Twitch during its rise. However, considering the only real article about her streaming is the one where her mom talks about moderating her chat, I doubt that she was really even all that remarkable at the time. Just a C-Tier streamer. Must've been enough for Ian, tho.

These numbers are all over the place, a lot of time it would average 193 in 2017 then her next stream would average over 1000. The earliest this goes back is after she started dating Ian. I imagine the insane spikes of over 1000 viewer average is when he would make appearances on her stream. Is there any way to retrieve the numbers from 2014-2015 before she dated Ian?

She made a claim she used to stream to “like 5000 people” before she met Ian and she was more popular than he was in 2014-2015. Those are better than average Sam Hyde streaming numbers. I don’t believe that.
 
These numbers are all over the place, a lot of time it would average 193 in 2017 then her next stream would average over 1000. The earliest this goes back is after she started dating Ian. I imagine the insane spikes of over 1000 viewer average is when he would make appearances on her stream. Is there any way to retrieve the numbers from 2014-2015 before she dated Ian?

She made a claim she used to stream to “like 5000 people” before she met Ian and she was more popular than he was in 2014-2015. Those are better than average Sam Hyde streaming numbers. I don’t believe that.
Glad you brought that up because I've genuinely tried to find any mention that she reached those numbers since she said it on one of the more recent podcast episodes. I'd imagine that if she ever got views like that, she'd have mentioned it on some kind of social media platform. I know I would've. I figured Twitter would be a good place to start and so I got her old account which was made October 2014, so like around the same time frame that I was looking for. Using advanced search, I tried a bunch of different dates, tried inputting terms like stream, view, viewers, etc. and got no hits. Tried her Reddit, still nothing. I even went onto her YouTube channel and it was all boring drivel (though admittedly better than her staring at her phone while talking about her life for 2-3 hours.) One video stood out to me, which was a stream highlight video from 2016. That's the same year that she "chose to stop boobie streaming" so maybe it is possible that all those viewers did come from people that just wanted to see her tits. I still thought it was interesting enough to share here. You can see that the chat moves super fuckin' slow so if she really was more popular than Ian during those years, I really don't know what she could've done to lose that kind of viewership in like 1-2 years lmao.
 
I can’t reply to you @atrocious esteban but I agree, I think she would have bragged about viewership that high and if it was the norm, I think she would have been more known than she is without Ian. I had never heard of her before Venti’s first video on her even though I used to watch idubbbz.

I’m thinking maybe she hit 2000-3000 average viewers a handful of times before Ian (5000 seems like a stretch and she lies and exaggerates all the time) in late 2014 or 2015 when twitch wasn’t as saturated and maybe she had a bunch of pajeets or weirdos watching her.

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Can't quote but for now a (not so quick) timeline from my recollection.

If we do a powwow one day to thoroughly record Anisa-history I can find all the sources

>Pre-2015
Anisa did have upwards to 5000+ concurrent viewers. For once it wasn't an Anisa-exaggeration that her numbers rivaled Pokimane's. The difference here is that Pokimane successfully built an audience of parasocial fans whereas Anisa had a constant revolving door of horny Turkish viewers only there for a quick wank.

At the time of Twitch's conception until 2020, for a streamer to do this full time it would require a minimum of 500 subscribers(About 1,250$USD monthly). Even at the peak of her career, she only succeeded in getting 500 subs at most twice(one of them being post-idubbbz). How did she survive if she was barely making 1,250 a month? Rich middle eastern viewers would donate 1-10k often to her randomly. What does she do with this money? Like we saw in her OF launch, she immediately spent it on stupid shit: luxury items, purebred dogs, etc.

>Grossgore - 2015
Her numbers were already steadily declining. She decided to collab with up-and-coming streamer Grossgore. It seems like she was leading him on and he developed a bit of a crush on her. She turned him down which made him rant about her on stream. This led to the infamous Anisa WK debate. Anisa takes an impromptu half-year hiatus due to the backlash, ultimately accelerating her already declining viewership. During this time she started chatting up Akaadian and they start to date.

>Early 2016
She dates Pro league player- Akaadian and slowly returns to the streaming scene. She's dropped to the range of about 300-500 viewers. Around March 2016 she announces she no longer wants to show her tits. Initially she says it's because she's bored of it. Later she tries to say her boyfriend at the time didn't want her stripping on stream. THEN she says it's because her dad asked her to stop. I think the truth was the Boobie streamer market was over saturated at this point and even Anisa realized she couldn't compete.

>Idubbbz, October 2016
She meets idubbbz at Twitchcon, immediately dumps Akaadian. Her viewership jumped up to 1k viewers again on twitch but she realized Twitch was an unreliable source of income. She tried to use idubbbz' fame to kickstart her own Youtuber career. Killing the momentum idubbbz gave her, again.

When idubbbz' fangirls found out he was dating Anisa, her stats doubled overnight. What she had prior to idubbbz was like:
instagram: 5k followers
youtube: 11k subs

>Present Day
With all this streaming history, it's so disingenuous to see Anisa try to gaslight(unironically) idubbbz in real time. Her "career" did not fail because of him. Every opportunity Anisa got, she fucking squandered because she killed her own momentum by doing stupid shit.

It's so tragic that she was only capable of gaining attention due to her body. She wants so desperately for people to like her as a person, but internally she's such a nasty woman. Now that she's older, uglier, covered in tattoos - not only do people not want her as a person, they don't want her body either.

TL;DR
She's right but also overexaggerating and displacing blame
 
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>Early 2016
She dates Pro league player- Akaadian and slowly returns to the streaming scene. She's dropped to the range of about 300-500 viewers. Around March 2016 she announces she no longer wants to show her tits. Initially she says it's because she's bored of it. Later she tries to say her boyfriend at the time didn't want her stripping on stream. THEN she says it's because her dad asked her to stop. I think the truth was the Boobie streamer market was over saturated at this point and even Anisa realized she couldn't compete.
I heard the story that the sister snitched to the dad and then the dad put his foot down. Did that version of the story come from Anisa or someone else?
 
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