Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Xarpho's Return]

What are the odds Riley never gets charged, with the DA just figuring a night in jail should be a clear enough message to even the biggest tard that he should stay out of Texas?

Not likely in my opinion. He already had a warrant out for stalking Eric. So they cant sit back and ignore it: Riley demonstrated he’s consistently willing to come here to Texas, break the law, and harass people here. And not just Eric July, but also innocent business owners and random people who like Eric.
Rile also admitted that people have called the police on him “hundreds of times.” A prosecutor conducting the review will take note of that, and not to Riley’s benefit.
He also mentioned this was all because he got flagged on twitter. This shows he’s a crazy person who’s willing to come to Texas and harass people over inane shit. That’s not going to weigh in his favor either. And that’s ignoring the possibility of those remarks sending the prosecutor down the rabbit hole to places like this thread.
On the other hand, I don’t see any factors weighing in favor of not charging him with something, trying to get a plea deal, and putting another win under the prosecutors belt so they can move out of the hell called misdemeanor court.

He got arrested in Collin County, which is not a blue county (occasional light blue at best). So betting on a DA that will just wave him off is not a sure thing. And crossing state lines to harass someone is not a good look no matter how you slice it.

Remember, even getting the police involved in a case like this is a rare event where you have to be basically a consistent problem. If he had left when Boozy Bird management asked him to and just called it a night, the police wouldn't have been involved. There were several times Riley made it worse for himself.

 

[thebigdream]

Half of this thread nowadays is people trying to work out why these losers have such a hate boner for Eric July, because this shit makes no sense outside of being an enormous gay op.

It's simple, everyone involved wants to be blacked and they hope by negging Eric he'll become their bull.

 

[Gorbus]

I'm still wagering that his patreon numbers are a way to launder the money from the crypto that Maddox alleges he made off with. It wasn't a huge amount of money to begin with so he's drip feeding it out to support his bum-ass lifestyle.

I dunno how anyone ever got taken in by this guy. He's visibly a malevolent retard. It's a shame he focused on comedy, because he'd be a perfect character actor for the stock 'guy who betrays everyone in a nonsensical and self-defeating way' who is in every zombie movie and tv show.

 

[Catspajamas7]

I never knew this guy was such a simp! What a fucking loser!!!

Its crazy believing this guy was anything other than Sean’s cumrag in high school let alone a king! !

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

This is merely a funny aside, but: Mocking Diddler Dax and TorPedo has officially bled into what is affectionately labelled as the "Chudhammer 40K" community. I'm curious to see if Bohemond will be rebuffed by ComicsGate-friendly members of the Chudhammer community.

[Dick's xeet] [Archive]
[Bohemond's Quotexeet]

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

The homecoming king shit is so baffling to me. Literally nobody remembers who won homecoming king for their senior class except the homecoming king.

Oh wow, you convinced kids from your high school to vote for you in a popularity contest. Bravo. Who cares?

What the hell does the Homecoming King even do? I gather it's a popularity contest of some kind, but that's where my knowledge ends.

 

[AnOminous]

What the hell does the Homecoming King even do? I gather it's a popularity contest of some kind, but that's where my knowledge ends.

He sucks dicks, if they're big enough, and he takes it up the ass while pretending to be a cow named Juju.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Now that I think about it I feel like Riley was summoning his inner Dax Herrera and thought he could smooth his way out of the situation of pressing his greasy hairy body up to the glass filming people enjoying themselves while talking to cops how it’s totally normal this stuff keeps happening to him. I wonder if we can get body cam footage of Riley at Eric July’s place which caught him the trespassing and stalking charges. I’m willingly to go all in and go bossmanjack bet it all that Riley tried the same stuff there. I can already see him mention to the officer he constantly gets called over people thinking he’s filming kids while talking about how Eric July totally invited him there in a YouTube video before rambling on about comic books and his Twitter account. The officer probably found the situation so bizarre he tossed on trespassing and stalking charges.

Dick is definitely charismatic and has used that ability to bullshit his way through life, but Riley, Ralph, et. al. don't have that. The other thing about Dick is that he won't engage with the cops unless absolutely necessary. There was no reason for Riley to be in the area after being asked to leave the bar. If Riley had been a bit more intelligent, again, he could've avoided everything.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

The other thing about Dick is that he won't engage with the cops unless absolutely necessary.

Unless someone spills a drink on his cuckquean. Then he calls the police, and when that leads to nothing, he sends his retard squad to call her "fat bitch" on twitter and facebook.

 

[AltisticRight]

What the hell does the Homecoming King even do? I gather it's a popularity contest of some kind, but that's where my knowledge ends.

He sucks various penises at Burning Man and gets fucked in the anus with a sparkly purple strap-on while he pretends to be a cow named Juju, as he's calling other people gay and defends paedophiles, with cuties playing in the background.

 

[gouffan]

Dax doesn't care about crypto rug pulls because he has tried to several. He peddled his retarded NFTS and tried to pump and dumb chainlink to his audience before.
He probably made money off of it because the people still listening are retarded.
When I stopped listening to the Dick Show, most of the audience hated Riley because he was retarded and bad at doing his job as "producer". Don't know why they like such a retarded micro penis shit eater now.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Dick's on Rekieta's stream right now. He just called Chris Chan a she.

I think he’s trying to placate the Magichan/Sonichu hybrid demon he’s invoked. If he cuddles up to the CPU “goddess” maybe he will be spared OMEGARAPE.

The video did answer the question. He said he had a light sensitivity, which is why he was wearing sunglasses at night. Probably an eye infection from being a gross goblin that eats a retard's shitty asshole.

I wonder if he’s such a weirdo goblin that he never goes out during the day… now that I think of it… I’ve never seen Riley out during the day.

He’s an actual dwarf who gained the “Underground adaptation” trait.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

If Riley had been a bit more intelligent, again, he could've avoided everything.

If Riley had been a bit more intelligent, he wouldn’t have driven to Dallas in the first place.

 

[Catspajamas7]

What the hell does the Homecoming King even do? I gather it's a popularity contest of some kind, but that's where my knowledge ends.

Now that I think about it, we decided as a class to vote the Down Syndrome kid as homecoming king so maybe he actually did win.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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He somehow manages to look like shit even wearing a suit.
A suit, even a cheap suit (as long as its not too shitty, or the wrong size, like Sargons Applebees suit), can normally make even the most slovenly person look more respectable, but he manages to look like dogshit no matter what.

 

[MeltyTW]

Don't know why they like such a retarded micro penis shit eater now.

You had a similar thing with Ralph where the people not jumping ship tend to like all the retarded gay shit that people leave for or complained about.

 

[Royal Reaper Wolf Prince]

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I requested and received the footage of Riley Mix being arrested at the Eric July Rippaverse event. The video is watermarked to annoy Juju (same with the thread). Texas footage is very cheap and I paid out of pocket; no Rekieta Bodycam footage money was spent on this. My treat.

Three officers responded: Finley, Jonhson, and Villagomez. Jonhson drove him to intake. The three bodycam feeds and the one cruiser dashcam is available on Rumble. I will upload them elsewhere later.

No footage is altered. 100% of available footage is delivered. There is some spots without sound. That's not me.

https://rumble.com/v54cz5c-riley-mix-arrest-june-8th-2024-finley-bodycam.html
https://rumble.com/v54do28-riley-mix-arrest-villagmez-bodycam-june-8th-2024.html
https://rumble.com/v54dirl-riley-mix-arrest-june-8th-2024-johnson-bodycam.html
https://rumble.com/v54dkx1-riley-mix-arrest-johnson-dashcam-june-8th-2024.html

My hope was to see him being peppersprayed. I still have no idea how his eyes got fucked up.

Holy shit! Hell yeah! Now that is a hell of a treat! Our dear feeder knows how to spoil us Kiwis! I'm going to make some popcorn and binge watch this footage!

Hey Riley, You reaped what you sowed you fat dwarf faggot! You will never be successful or as relevant as Eric July! You're fate is going to be either one of the following three: death by a firearm, getting shanked by a nigger or a wetback in prison or death by drug overdose! You will die young knowing you never had the chance to marry the retarded whore you groomed, pimped out, and stole from her family. You're faggotry & retardation is a embarrassment to your adopted family's name! You have no one to blame but yourself. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There's no turning back.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

He somehow manages to look like shit even wearing a suit.
A suit, even a cheap suit (as long as its not too shitty, or the wrong size, like Sargons Applebees suit, can normally make even the most slovenly person look more respectable, but he manages to look like dogshit no matter what.

He couldn't even bother to use a hair brush for 10 seconds. It's such a low bar to not look like you just got buttfucked in a beehive.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Don't know why they like such a retarded micro penis shit eater now.

Because he harasses Eric July, and whatever remains of Dax's audience eats that shit up.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Anyone got a highlight reel? Raw footage is pretty dull.