Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[This ruined Sonic]

Also, is it just me, or does his attempt at an American voice sound like Contra's voice?

Not sure about that but it's sounds very wooden and fake.

 

[scathefire]

I’m guessing “Val” is supposed to be a female version of “Hal”? As in Hal9000. That’s actually a great role for him because as said above he’s gotta be as wooden as possible. It’s the only way he can adequately play a role that’s not a 5-second bit part.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Holy shit. This is some of the most amateur filmmaking I've seen in my fucking life. Shots are boring, back-and-forth cuts, forget the effects even just by basics it feels lifeless. They told me kino was back on the menu but turns out the chef wasn't serving cunt, but wet, hot shit.

How do you manage to make something that looks like you stitched three different photos taken with two different cameras with Photoshop and feel proud enough about it to use it as a teaser?

When he puts his hands on the male actor’s shoulders it feels so unnatural and lacking in chemistry that it sends my creep sensor going off the charts.

Then when he does his robo choob it is comical, almost sounds like a dalek or something.

 

[Midwest Midwit]

Olly said he wants to be an actor who just happens to be trans and yet everything I've seen him in seems to be a camped up rainbow-circus. This latest thing looks like Richard O'Brien's pantomine version of Black Mirror.

 

[The Jackal]

I’m guessing “Val” is supposed to be a female version of “Hal”?

I think you've managed to figure out the subtle filmic allusion Jessie Gender was going for there, yes.

Olly said he wants to be an actor who just happens to be trans and yet everything I've seen him in seems to be a camped up rainbow-circus. This latest thing looks like Richard O'Brien's pantomine version of Black Mirror.

Realistically, the only reason he'll ever get any role is either rainbow-pandering or as the butt of a joke, like in that Steve Coogan thing.

 

[Midwest Midwit]

They look like a gay couple who kidnapped a child. Disgusting! In no way does the tranny monster look like a woman. There are no other movie characters for him but supernatural creatures/aliens and trannies. So the bottom of the barrel "Hollywood" movies. He probably thinks he is going to be a famous movie star but he will always be the weird tranny and with no mass market appeal.

I'm not sure if it's the low bugets, the poor acting or the poorer writing but it all reminds me a little bit of Andy Millman's dabble with the sci-fi genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J63HrYEFAbI

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Holy shit. This is some of the most amateur filmmaking I've seen in my fucking life. Shots are boring, back-and-forth cuts, forget the effects even just by basics it feels lifeless. They told me kino was back on the menu but turns out the chef wasn't serving cunt, but wet, hot shit.

This is exactly how Jesse Gender shoots his fifty hour anti-TERF videos. And I presume his Star Trek videos. There's this very deliberate rigid structure that attempts to feel natural but only becomes unbearably lifeless all while the content has no appreciable thesis. I assume his popularity is related to dragging his neurotic viewers into submission through absolute boredom and nothing that upsets them ever.

It wasn't until I read his Twitter account one day that I realized this shit is actually supposed to be revolutionary intellectual art that will undermine capitalism by awakening us to transcendental realities. I thought he was just chopping up single takes of rambles like lots of lazy YouTubers do.

 

[Dromedary]

Holy shit. This is some of the most amateur filmmaking I've seen in my fucking life. Shots are boring, back-and-forth cuts,

Yeah. And very slow. Static. Shots that should be 4 seconds tops stretched out to 10. Like they want you to soak in the dull dated effects and boring set. Really monotonous, a junkyard of stolen ideas + tropes.
Choob sounds so nasally, affected and unpleasant but they want you to think the AI HAL ripoff he plays was a programmed choice, - who could stand to listen to that?

 

[Shotgun Badger]

"I have a cute little mole on my tummy hee hee hee"

Do you think any actual women have ever mentioned to him that this strained 'girl talk' is kind of insulting?

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's weird how his "getting buff" apparently did nothing for his flabby man stomach? Either that or he's just pigged out to fuck again.
That's one of his less bad looks but the gross white punch with stretched male belly button really sours it.
Like when a dog turns over and their tum is white and bare.

And the idiotic visual lack of shoes.
Either own the fact you're a big tall man (cos you are) or don't make excuses for when you fail in pretending not to be.

 

[The Jackal]

It's weird how his "getting buff" apparently did nothing for his flabby man stomach? Either that or he's just pigged out to fuck again.
That's one of his less bad looks but the gross white punch with stretched male belly button really sours it.
Like when a dog turns over and their tum is white and bare.
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And the idiotic visual lack of shoes.
Either own the fact you're a big tall man (cos you are) or don't make excuses for when you fail in pretending not to be.

I guess he was aiming to get a bit muscular without being too muscular (because it would make him look extra manly). That and perhaps the hormones are giving him a castrato physique.

 

[AfghanBlue]

That and perhaps the hormones are giving him a castrato physique.

Got to be that. The stomach is about the quickest place you can make a visual change. A few crunches and whatever. Perhaps that's different as a man though, the way the flab sits on the lack of defined waist.
Seems weird to have muscular arms and a flabby belly though..

Idk, maybe he's just got a boatload of flab left from being a fatty.

@Shotgun Badger he'd have to know any women in order to have someone even vaguely close enough to care/ brave the tranny wrath of telling him his "gir talk" is grating, at best. And he doesn't.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm not sure if it's the low bugets, the poor acting or the poorer writing but it all reminds me a little bit of Andy Millman's dabble with the sci-fi genre.

Chubby little loser,
Dressed in women's clothing,
(No wait. Not chubby little loser...)

Enormous strapping posh boy,
Wearing women's clothing,
The troon that no one fancies,
They all just wish he'd die

He's so depressed at being hated
Chooby takes his own life,
Blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Fetish clothes and wigs and the jokes are lame,
He's never gonna pass because he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his enormous face,
Huge, huge, huge, huge,
See that enormous face
Huge, huge, huge, huge,
He's got a great big enormous face,
Huge, huge, huge, huge,
It's a great big horrendous face,
Yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge...

 

[The Jackal]

Chubby little loser,
Dressed in women's clothing,
(No wait. Not chubby little loser...)

Enormous strapping posh boy,
Wearing women's clothing,
The troon that no one fancies,
They all just wish he'd die

He's so depressed at being hated
Chooby takes his own life,
Blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Fetish clothes and wigs and the jokes are lame,
He's never gonna pass because he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his enormous face,
Huge, huge, huge, huge,
See that enormous face
Huge, huge, huge, huge,
He's got a great big enormous face,
Huge, huge, huge, huge,
It's a great big horrendous face,
Yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge...

Thanks for reminding me of this. One of the greatest sitcom scenes of all time.

 

[Dromedary]

I hate this guy.

Fan weirdo calls him "bro" . Sure Olly loves that.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Dipping in to the Olly thread again at risk of approaching ad nauseam as I cannot help but reiterate how deeply and pathologically faaaaaake this pretender truly is. FAKE woman, FAKE actor, FAKE working class geordie boy, FAKE kinship with regular human people. Where are your meaningful friendships, Olly? You should have earned them by now.

 

[scathefire]

Do you think any actual women have ever mentioned to him that this strained 'girl talk' is kind of insulting?

His entire mentality and mode of being are insulting.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hate this guy.

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You can't get arrested for trying to live on public property in the UK?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

You can't get arrested for trying to live on public property in the UK?

The way it’s framed is really disingenuous too. They’re being punished for being homeless and heckin having nowhere else to go!!!

No, homeless encampments on sidewalks and underpasses can present a serious danger to the public. For example there have cases of homeless people literally building makeshift houses and then causing fires. The state actually needs some power or ability to remove these people and structures. And often times there is shelter space (or other support) available , some homeless just prefer not to live in them because they may come with more rules or supervision.

 

[The Jackal]

The way it’s framed is really disingenuous too. They’re being punished for being homeless and heckin having nowhere else to go!!!

No, homeless encampments on sidewalks and underpasses can present a serious danger to the public. For example there have cases of homeless people literally building makeshift houses and then causing fires. The state actually needs some power or ability to remove these people and structures. And often times there is shelter space (or other support) available , some homeless just prefer not to live in them because they may come with more rules or supervision.

It's amazing the way these people always inadvertently advocate for the exact opposite of what they're nominally trying to achieve. Homeless people are suffering? Shall we try and get them off the streets? No, let's keep them in shanty towns in the centre of our cities so they can overdose on opioids and defecate on the sidewalks in peace!

"Trans children" are receiving an inadequate standard of medical care? Shall we hold the medical profession to account? No, let's just call everyone transphobic until they shut up!

Etc, etc.


May as well post some more while I'm here.

It's interesting the way the word 'brave' has become a synonym for 'attention-seeking':


Really making the most of his time abroad:


Olly might be most the most humourless person I've ever come across:


Perhaps acknowledging that no one else will ever care enough to do it themselves, Jessie Gender has analysed his own film in excruciating detail. It makes the finished result seem even worse knowing he put this much thought into something so boring and vapid:

Spoiler: Mansplaining

Deep.


Apparently good, evil, men and women are all 'Western concepts'.


The token black character.




Because straight couples never touch hands.




No it isn't.


Yeah, if I were a troon I'd be terrified of mirrors too.








'We'?

Olly's response?


Classic Choob.