Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Allah willing this is the first step fat takes towards full Sovereign Citizen batshittery because it would be so unfathomably fucking funny if he tried that freepig on the land thing the next time the cops rolled up on him
 
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grapeshark77 said:
His whole fantasy world has now expanded to the Supreme Court.
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The Power of the Stalker Childs grows. The Supreme Court is now in our grasp. Soon, the Stalker Childs will achieve Final Victory. In the final days, we need not fear prison...for the prison will fear us indeed!
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
surely someone would have noticed before!
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Unless he's become so fat that light can no longer escape his gravitational pull, so we can't notice it, thus become Schrodinger's FFWBT, simultaneously a big fat fuck, and not obese by any medical standard, until someone finds a way to successfully observe his corpulence to prove it one way or another.


Judge Holden said:
Ya know this does raise the question.....exactly what court in the land will be putting the stalkerchilds on trial after the as of yet undisclosed government agency drags them all into custody in chains so that fatrick can denounce them in court? Because apparently the literal and actual supreme court is fuckin beneath him now
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There is only one court that can deal with such terroristic stalker childs such as us. Clearly we're going to be sent to Guantanamo and have a military tribunal like the 9/11 dudes.
 
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East_Clintwood said:
Clearly we're going to be sent to Guantanamo and have a military tribunal like the 9/11 dudes.
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Wrong again, silly Child, for I do not recognize the existence of such concepts as "military", "Guantanamo", and "United States of America". Therefore, I hold, howest, my dear Stalker friends, howest may I be charged in a military tribunal for my many acts of criminality against Sir Patrick; the Commissar of Twitter, if I do not recognize the party of the chargings? Dear Stalker Childs, behold my brilliance, for I indeed have avoided prisons.

In these days, where we Stalkers are of the utmost power, how can mere agents of the rotund destroy us?
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ya know this does raise the question.....exactly what court in the land will be putting the stalkerchilds on trial after the as of yet undisclosed government agency drags them all into custody in chains so that fatrick can denounce them in court? Because apparently the literal and actual supreme court is fuckin beneath him now
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general fatton will revive the nuremburg kangaroo court and arrange big show trials for all the stalkers.
the only verdict: guilty.
the only sentence: prison, child. followed by execution.
 
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bortherman said:
This was when he had 7 or so officers already around him.
He knew nikki was filming and was looking to provoke a physical situation.
The "punch" had his fist raised above his shoulder and behind his head in the most dramatic fashion for him to be instantly restrained by officers while Lyndon walks away shaking his head at the special needs guy.

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My favorite Patrick thing is that he has a close relative that:
  1. Looks exactly like him
  2. Has done every though guy thing he actually thinks he did or claims to be
  3. Has a loving family and a pretty wife
  4. Doesn't live in a nigger infested mudhole
  5. Is actually fit and knows how to handle a gun
  6. Can probably afford a brand new mustang and triumph bike if he ever chooses to
It's too perfect, it's like God is mocking him or something, it's like how every cop or social worker in rekietas case has names like: Judge Jim Felt, CPS Ms. Sweep, Officer Joshua Monson. :story:
 
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Booby Jones said:
Surely it's not impossible that someone has enough of his smarmy attitude and bedroom cameras, then calls him fatrick or mentions his tits, thus making his schizo brain go wild and assume it's the death cult in his own home. I'd give anything to see his attempt at incapacitation of a stalker child.
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It will be much simpler. Lightbulb goes out in Air BnB. Guest knocks on the Tomlinson door:
"Uh, hi, sorry to bother you Pat but the light in the bathroom went out. Do you have a new one?"
"My name is not Pat, stalker child", rage flailing commences, guests wife calls the cops, whole thing caught on security cam etc.
 
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Someone who wasn’t as insanely, malignantly narcissistic as Pat would perhaps pause and consider the possibility that he doesn’t understand the legal system as much as he thinks he does.

Somehow, despite multiple disastrous legal undertakings to his name, that thought never occurs to him.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
I CAN'T BELIEVE PAT WOULD DO THIS
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Slight aside, but I love that thing Pat does on these crank calls where he spazzes out and starts making retard noises to imitate the person calling him because he gets too angry to form words whenever he gets made fun of. He does it in the Josiah tapes too, if I remember correctly, and it never stops being funny. Dude is a giant baby.
 
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