Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[that_monika]

If bossman ever gets tired of getting his cheeks clapped by online gambling sites, he could probably have a successful career streaming Project Zomboid CDDA runs.

That sounds random and stupid but if you've ever played that shit you'd know it's basically the same as bossman's gambling cycle. Get shit on for a while -> get a good run -> lose everything you built up through your own stupidity/recklessness -> rage quit -> consider suicide -> return a couple hours later and repeat the cycle

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

whats this? i think its his Shuffle messages with his host

 

[Barsik]

whats this? i think its his Shuffle messages with his host
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Nah, those are all just regular support convos. Hosts usually through Telegram or Discord.

 

[Claude Sigma]

Let's ask the real question. How does he know this? Did it come to him in a dream that he's impotent?

Lots of young men believe they have issues because of porn. Remember all the times Austin talked about his penis that's not the size he sees in porn?
I've heard stories of dudes that believed they were infertile because they didn't produce as much semen as the guys in porn. The normal cum amount is like 3-5ml, which is way below the average in porn.
Same with the shooting. Lots of men do not shoot but instead dripple, often because of lack of muscle tension or weak prostate. This has no impact on fertility whatsoever but when you are in your teens and see dudes with huge dicks shooting half a liter of pearl white sperm and you are dripping a few drops, you become convinced you're infertile.

I highly doubt Austin ever went to a clinic to give his sperm and have it analyzed for sperm amount. What would be fun though is if someone sent him an at home sperm magnifier so that we could have a sequel story to his reproductive issues.



The other thing to that info is that since he believes he is infertile, that means that he probably wouldn't use a condom to have sex. To keep in mind if he ever gets a crack gf, they would probably have a crack baby.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Nah, those are all just regular support convos. Hosts usually through Telegram or Discord.

yep looks like you are right!
hes contacting them again as well lol asking for more VIP lossback

edit:
LOL it worked LFG!!!!!!

 

[W00K #17]

I actually spoke to this guy in the GemsOnVHS discord, he is an absolute asshole. Can't even listen to his music anymore. Anyway learning an instrument would require doing something more than clicking the bing bing wahoo button, so that's a no go for THE BOSS.

That's a bummer to hear. I've seen him live several times but never spoken with him, most of his sets were really solid but one time he was obviously nodding TF out and it was really disappointing. Lost Dog was fantastic that night though.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Bossmom and Ratdad paid for a back alley vasectomy while he was in a xannie coma 10 years ago. Absolutely based. My respect for them just went through the roof.

Literally just pictured Bossman waking up from a Crack binger to find a cone around his neck and his balls missing.

 

[Chuck Chudjak]

Fuck that gay rat ass nigga @Null telling us not to gamble when it gives us better odds than day trading. look at all the big wins bossman gets man fuck i could get even bigger wins because im not nuts and do not have an addictive personality and don't start doing that gay hater rat ass shit and tell me im wrong.


GET IT TWISTED GO NUTS AND GAMBLE BIG AND MAKE MONEY YOU ARE SMARTER THAN BOSSMAN!!!

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Lots of young men believe they have issues because of porn. Remember all the times Austin talked about his penis that's not the size he sees in porn?
I've heard stories of dudes that believed they were infertile because they didn't produce as much semen as the guys in porn. The normal cum amount is like 3-5ml, which is way below the average in porn.
Same with the shooting. Lots of men do not shoot but instead dripple, often because of lack of muscle tension or weak prostate. This has no impact on fertility whatsoever but when you are in your teens and see dudes with huge dicks shooting half a liter of pearl white sperm and you are dripping a few drops, you become convinced you're infertile.

I highly doubt Austin ever went to a clinic to give his sperm and have it analyzed for sperm amount. What would be fun though is if someone sent him an at home sperm magnifier so that we could have a sequel story to his reproductive issues.

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The other thing to that info is that since he believes he is infertile, that means that he probably wouldn't use a condom to have sex. To keep in mind if he ever gets a crack gf, they would probably have a crack baby.

umm what about the snapchat bed video?

 

[Scuttlefuck]

That's a bummer to hear. I've seen him live several times but never spoken with him, most of his sets were really solid but one time he was obviously nodding TF out and it was really disappointing. Lost Dog was fantastic that night though.

Genuinely doing my best not to derail the thread here, but yeah - Lost Dog has always gone hard, and honestly, was probably the rock that GemsOnVHS built their success on. However; Devil has always been a faggot, and is probably more akin to the bossman than you might realize. Pretty much ask anyone.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Genuinely doing my best not to derail the thread here by continuing to derail the thread with stupid bullshit in NO way related to BMJ in any way, shape or form.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Scuttlefuck]

Fixed it for you.

I say this, and I do this.

 

[draggs]

Fuck that gay rat ass nigga @Null telling us not to gamble when it gives us better odds than day trading. look at all the big wins bossman gets man fuck i could get even bigger wins because im not nuts and do not have an addictive personality and don't start doing that gay hater rat ass shit and tell me im wrong.


GET IT TWISTED GO NUTS AND GAMBLE BIG AND MAKE MONEY YOU ARE SMARTER THAN BOSSMAN!!!View attachment 6142466

Literally 99% of day traders quit just before they hit it big, smdh

Bossman should start day trading, make that market SQUIRT. Triple chuck those Amalgamated Tinfoil and United Baking Soda shorts, Boss

 

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Higher res clip if anyone needs it for editing (shoutout @Kees H for his kick restream):

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I didn't know austin was part gondola.

 

[Det. Sipovich]

Literally 99% of day traders quit just before they hit it big, smdh

Bossman should start day trading, make that market SQUIRT. Triple chuck those Amalgamated Tinfoil and United Baking Soda shorts, Boss

I really, really want to see Bossman screaming at candlestick charts.

 

[Kees H]

I swear to God, I didn't edit this. Austin's stream just got a thou percent more niggery.

He hasn't noticed, his chat has complained about it, and they get ignored. Austin is now a true nigga. CHIRP

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

CHIRP

I'm tired boss.

 

[Null]

please god give me a ratdad fixing smoke detector on stream

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Considering ratdad can't even take 2 minutes to install door hinges, that are already measured and gauged, I doubt he can replace a battery. It's already chirped for multiple days.

 

[Swiss46]

Have we considered that every chirp is actually sonically sending melanin to Bossman's skin and that's why his hands are turning black?