Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[GenociderSyo]

She has been very active in comments I don't think it's done yet because of that. I do think she pre-recorded this shit because that's what she does with everything. She also does love to lie and exaggerate.

 

[Gay Mouth]

So infuriating she's calling Jon her "friend". He's your servant, your slave, your employed ass wiper. Calling him your FRIEND while you fly him to LA to get your fat manhandled is so tragic. This all but proves he's going to be the handler responsible for getting her compression garments on and off.

What is wrong with that guy? Anna is stinky and obnoxious and constantly in a state of nakedness. The money can't be that good, can it? Is he just that lazy and mediocre that he can't make a living off of hustling gigs, the steady paycheck is too alluring? His wife is a loser for allowing him to basically be a rent-a-husband for Anna, flying all over the place and holding a camera while she bends over to show him where the sun don't shine.

 

[Bogliacci]

What's more likely, 0 noticeable difference in how she looks after the surgeries, or horrific results that scar the eyes?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It's part of an entire suite of decisions that go directly against what the surgeon has told her to do. She can't have a neutral, opaque black thong; it has to be pink! She can't be practical and drop $20 on a box of puppy pads; she's got to have a new blanket that she likes, even if it (and the hotel mattress) is just going to end up gross from her leaking fluids! She can't buy real medical-grade compression garments; she'd rather have athletic compression socks that are nowhere near supportive enough!

She's been given specific instructions regarding what she will need pre- and post-op, by experts who know firsthand what works and why, but as always, Anna knows better than anybody, and if she wants something different, she's going to have it. Everybody else involved will just have to suck up, deal with it, and cheerfully do whatever is necessary to solve whatever problems arise, without suggesting Anna is in any way to blame—because of course nothing is ever her fault.

It's maddening enough to make me wish a world of misery and disappointment on her.

If she can't even comply with something as simple as "wear this color of underwear for photos," then she is definitely not going to comply with aftercare.

This is going to end so badly. Maybe not "die on the table from shock" bad, but not much better either.

What's more likely, 0 noticeable difference in how she looks after the surgeries, or horrific results that scar the eyes?

Her candy juicy thighs already scar the eyes, sooo...

...Yes?

 

[Jizzrag]

I hope the surgery will produce a lot of milk, cause when this is over, get ready for the most obnoxious bragging “health journey” ever.

It’ll be 10 times worse than the latest ‘runner and protein girl’ health journey.
This time, Anna has beaten all odds, and defeated her illness! Even sharing the experience online. She was so brave, so vulnerable.
Now that she got help with her lipedemia, she’s able to do whatever she wants! She could barely move her arms above her head a few weeks ago, but now, she can dance! While being so brave and dealing with her (totally not self imposed) lipedimia.
It’s just so inspiring!

 

[multiverse]

Anna bitches Every. Single. Time. she is at the airport and on a plane

Anna quite enjoyed flying up until 2018-2019 or so, when she could still fit into a first class seat on United.

Anna has Million Miler status on United Airlines courtesy first of her father (who does business in China), then Sprinklr. You pretty much always get free first class upgrades when you have Million Mile status, and family can share the status.

Anna wouldn't easily give up first class seats if she could still fit into them. Unlike economy seating, the arm rests in first class cannot be moved -and on international flights, you have a private pod with plastic walls all around and a very narrow entry space.

So she now hates flying, because she has to hurple her way down the cattle class aisle and heft her six hundy el bees into a whole row of economy seats. No free champagne and movies for Anna; no pampering and pillows and hot towels galore. She outgrew her level of luxury travel and can't afford the next step up (private), so now every flight is torture for both her and anyone around her.

 

[NoExcuses1]

You know the unattractive sow hasn’t thought through the aftercare. I doubt she wears support hose on any flight. Reference that extremely unattractive photo of her sprawling across several seats. Eye bleach required. Normal sized people who wear support hose, for whatever reason, know they are challenging to get on. A deathfat, like dear Anna, who most likely cannot sit and reach her feet, cross her legs, etc, will never be able to put them on. Doubtlessly, after her operation, while she is unconscious and/or numbed up, a lucky nurse will do the job. You really, really have to wonder if Jon gets paid enough to do it. Trying to wrestle those things on a 600 pounder, flaying about in pain and screaching. Tears and snot running down her face.

Actually, visualizing that performance makes me all warm and fuzzy…….

 

[Barbarella]

She is going to have to hire a private nurse. Jon might not be above pulling a zipper up the last inch but I don’t think he’s going to wipe her candy juice, change her leaky pads or pull on compression garments. Anna will have two choices-not do it, or hire someone.

Both are in the realm of Anna possibility. If she hires a nurse she’ll never admit it.

 

[cybercybe]

A

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

candy juicy thighs

The phrase 'candy juicy thighs' in the current context of 'leaking fluid' is now forever fucked in my subconscious. Like a vile mixture of tainted, ghastly, and abhorrent pungent bile collecting at the back of your throat and nose. Gross

I hope the surgery will produce a lot of milk

+&&+

horrific results that scar the eyes

I honestly hope it goes absolutely well with the best of wishes. I really want to see what that would look like post-first op, it would have to be somewhat close to an obese goat standing on it's skinny hind-legs

(artists depiction)

All jokes aside, couldn't happen to a more deserving person

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

If she ever loses a foot due to diabetes, she could just sew one of her weird, spindly-thin, hands on her ankle stump & she’d barely know the difference

 

[GenociderSyo]

THIS DUDES MORE OF A QUACK THEN DR PLAYDOH!

THE DOCTOR IS A DERMATOLOGIST! HE ISN'T EVEN A LIPEDEMA SURGEON!


So far I've run into at least 3 malpractice suits against him.

Here is his own info about the process of beinga patient. You skype him you pay him he cuts you is pretty much how it goes.

Hidden in his Q&A he admits this won't change things unless they diet and exercise.


HE is full of negative reviews for tricking people into his surgery with no change. Some who had thigh liposculpting were LARGER after surgery.


Anna is being sponsored BY THE CENTER DOING HER SURGERY! It is not playdoh doc sadly.

This doc may be even more of a quack he does "subcutaneous liposcuplture" with local anethesia. The before and after pictures show no differences at all and he discusses mainly how he is a part of "The Doctors" Some reviews state he refuses to sedate his patients because "he does not like it."


This is a before and after picture.

 

[Gutter Twin]

Honestly, I don't think Anna's gonna make it, Kiwisisters. We're talking about an alcoholic, stressed out, 40-year-old woman in the 700-pound range who's undergoing surgery that she can't even be assed to prep for properly. Factor in a nutcase doctor who has only performed this procedure on patients under 300 pounds, and I'm giving her two months post-op at best. At the very least, I think this surgery will cripple her more than she and some users here think it will.

I don't feel bad for Anna, really. While she is already making her way to death's door quicker than average by being an omega fatty, the thought of her dying in agony from an easily avoidable surgery makes me squirm. The worst things she does are promote obesity and be a general nuisance on-and-offline. Compared to the pedos, animal-torturers, criminals, trannies, and other reprehensible creeps documented here, though, she's a harmless cow.

I like to laugh at Anna. Her delusions are bafflingly hilarious and the edits people make of her are gold. I don't get a bad aftertaste from her like I do with the groups mentioned above. If she dies, it's one less innocuous cow left in the world.

I'll take the 'tism stickers.
I've just been thinking about this a lot, especially with how Anna is one of the few cows left who hasn't been co-opted in any way by weird political drama, whether it be trannies or right-wing shit or whatever.

edit:
Holy shit that video of her with all the doctors' staff is so unbelievably cringe. If I ever saw my doctor involved with anything like that, I would nope the fuck out of there so fast. Who is brain-rotted enough to see that ad and want those people's services? Oh yeah, it's the fatties who are as crazy as Anna and would rather spend thousands of dollars on a hack job surgery than lay off the carbs and sugar.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Omigod, this lipedema lipo arc is going to be an even bigger drama-filled shitshow even more awesome than I imagined.

I'm totally here for it.

 

[Trombonista]

She has been very active in comments I don't think it's done yet because of that. I do think she pre-recorded this shit because that's what she does with everything. She also does love to lie and exaggerate.
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"endorchonologisy?" "dermological suregoen?" How wasted is she?

 

[I call shenanigans]

Omigod, this lipedema lipo arc is going to be an even bigger drama-filled shitshow even more awesome than I imagined.

I had decided to do a “Dry July”. Two days in, with this latest revelation, and I’m cancelling that. Dry August doesn’t sound as good, but it will have to do.

ETA:

Holy shit that video of her with all the doctors' staff is so unbelievably cringe.

From memory, she done something similar before with a nurse. TBH, I’m surprised this child didn’t insist the nurses wear unicorn scrubs.

For all the KFs out there, never let a doctor who is not a fully qualified and registered Plastic Surgeon perform lipo or plastic surgery on you. I really hope that Dr Anthony Youn does a react after she posts her surgery vlogs.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

THE DOCTOR IS A DERMATOLOGIST! HE ISN'T EVEN A LIPEDEMA SURGEON!

Okay what little optimism I had about her surviving has evaporated. This has a real “back alley” vibe to it. It felt dirty from the start and just gets worse. Add Anna being non compliant in general because she’s a consumerist and so quirky, y’all…

She is now (temporarily) my death pool pick. If she survives the hack job, it goes back to J, with her still not far behind.

 

[Freetimbit]

Oh I recognise the doctor! He worked on an overweight tiktok dancer (Allison Jacobs) with very underwhelming results.
Article about her surgery

A lot of comments ask about which one is the before and after lol.

Spoiler: Video about the procedure

 

[Breadbear]

Oh sweet Jesus.
This is going to be a lot more dramatic than I thought.

 

[-Jack-]

Oh I recognise the doctor! He worked on an overweight tiktok dancer (Allison Jacobs) with very underwhelming results.
Article about her surgery
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A lot of comments ask about which one is the before and after lol.

Spoiler: Video about the procedure

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Was that suppose to be a before and after?

IF Anna makes it out fine, she's going to be incredibly pissed (and drunk) that she didn't get the results she wanted and thus further boost her victim mentality mindset..