Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

>Conscious thought is typing messages to minors but subconscious thought is shooting niggers as soon as possible so they'll shut you down neurolink racial sensitivity training it's an episode of black mirror except it's white mirror but Pfizer Chinese American yuan
What the fuck.

I'm out. God bless the clippers.

 

[TexOffender]

Styxhexenhammer has the same Rumble block thing and he has no contract with them.

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I know, just making fun of him schmoozing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nicky the Nose is back on the powder, boys!

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: Now he's ranting about social workers, bruh this dude is cooked.

Social workers (mostly) suck but if it weren't for worthless assholes like Nick we wouldn't need them in the first place.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

That rosacea on his neck is getting crazy.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nicky the Nose is back on the powder, boys!

I hope Nick snorts a million lines of coke

Now that his kids aren't in the house he can do whatever he wants.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

At this rate the chatroom is becoming more worth watching than he is. First time tuning in and it's hilarious how many people in chat unironically think Barnes is right and calling people "haters".


Then right as I say that he starts making weird comparisons using fucking baby rape and manchurian candidates and sperms ships. Well...okay.

 

[JCDenthog]

Nick has successfully turtled by making his nontent as boring and unwatchable as humanly possible. I'm sure given enough time he'll experience another embarrassing spectacle but until then it's like marching though the desert.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Nick has successfully turtled by making his nontent as boring and unwatchable as humanly possible. I'm sure given enough time he'll experience another embarrassing spectacle but until then it's like marching though the desert.

With enticing guests like Dick Masterson and Ty Beard to boot. We need some Megan Fox and we could have the unfunny Triumvirate ready to support Nick in making this desert even less hospitable.

 

[Puboid]

This is shockingly boring, is this what his streams were like before he really started drunk streaming and became incomprehensible?
With the cokestream and the arrest and everything I feel so spoiled for content. Why can't he just implode already?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He sounds so fucking excited about his kids not being there, talking about how he will soon have time to do daytime trial coverage.

”The horizon is looking sweet!”

Fucking neck yourself.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

This is shockingly boring, is this what his streams were like before he really started drunk streaming and became incomprehensible?
With the cokestream and the arrest and everything I feel so spoiled for content. Why can't he just implode already?

Sort of. Before the Balldoman era he could invite entertaining and/or knowledgeable people to go through these dry types of content.

Now he is in his "post"-coke failed comedian era soloing this shit

 

[Twinkletard]

This is shockingly boring, is this what his streams were like before he really started drunk streaming and became incomprehensible?
With the cokestream and the arrest and everything I feel so spoiled for content. Why can't he just implode already?

He was less tweaked out bitd

 

[Fear and Bullets]

This is shockingly boring, is this what his streams were like before he really started drunk streaming and became incomprehensible?
With the cokestream and the arrest and everything I feel so spoiled for content. Why can't he just implode already?

Dude it's painfully slow. The nose doesn't even have to explode it's just like, do something, do a funny. He is now trying to cope with why he's answering hate comments. He yet again referenced Kevin fucking spacey. Anybody else curious what the hell he's drinking? Looks clear and I don't trust the balldo enough to think it's water. Should be interesting to see if he stays lucid.
Edit: someone in chat says he claimed it was "a late night cup of tea" towards the start of the stream I missed. Still don't necessarily buy it.

 

[Puboid]

Dude it's painfully slow. The nose doesn't even have to explode it's just like, do something, do a funny. He is now trying to cope with why he's answering hate comments. He yet again referenced Kevin fucking spacey. Anybody else curious what the hell he's drinking? Looks clear and I don't trust the balldo enough to think it's water. Should be interesting to see if he stays lucid.

Yeah I caught the Spacey thing, took me a second to remember the American Beauty connection lol.
Way way too boring for me, just spewing word salad that ultimately means nothing.
Gonna go to sleep and read the highlights tomorrow. God bless the clippers!

 

[Lemondale]

Im just waiting for nick to od on coke, good riddance!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This isn’t drunkenness. He’s on some kind of speed, Adderall or some other upper. It could just be white vein kratom since Kayla outed them for having that in their repertoire on her crying breakdown appearance on his show years ago. But he’d be more wobbly if it was alcohol.

 

[Dingus Egg]

Looks clear and I don't trust the balldo enough to think it's water

Milo's sweet tea I think. I'm like 90% sure he's sober right now. Doesn't seem drunk or like he's on uppers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Doesn't seem drunk or like he's on uppers.

He’s talking a mile a minute at midnight and leapfrogging from topic to topic like he’s getting paid per tangent. Was he ever like this sober on his show back in the day?

 

[Dingus Egg]

He’s talking a mile a minute at midnight and leapfrogging from topic to topic like he’s getting paid per tangent. Was he ever like this sober on his show back in the day?

Absolutely. I stopped watching because he was constantly fucked up, aside from clips of him doing retarded shit while fucked up. You could load up any pre-Vic stream of him going over a case or something and he'd sound about the same.

*pre-vic era, or most of the vic era ones too honestly.