Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

In a residential area like Spicer MN you'll go to jail for discharging a firearm even if it's to dispatch a pest.

Nick doesn't live inside city limits

 

[thebigdream]

It's like people in this thread forgot that 90% of his streams before coke were usually boring as shit, which is why I had a habit of putting them on in the background at work. Occasionally there's be something interesting but it was always slow-paced when trials weren't going on.

I wasn't a consistent Nick listener in the before-times so people can correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel that the main difference between then and now is the extremity of his tangents. Before it was kind of amusing or even endearing when he'd go off-script, but now he's liable to throw in non-sequiturs about murdering negros and anally raping Kevin Spacey before completely lucidly returning back to the subject. Something's gone fucky in his brain that wasn't as bad before.

 

[TexOffender]

So no more "whiskey drinking lawyer" outro music. Need to have that band do a booger sugar lawyer song to upgrade.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

Wow, maybe that's because you are guilty. "I feel guilty and it is the government's fault". Actually it is entirely your fault you swine.

 

[anionfarflung]

I wasn't a consistent Nick listener in the before-times

Two of my favorites that got me to keep watching:

Shane Holmberg

Tonkasaw

(I didn't even know who Warski and Tonkasaw were at the time and thought it was funny.)

/sigh the good ol' days

PS I haven't gone back to look for signs in these videos yet. Let me have some magic nostalgia

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Well. That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. I guess balldo intends on being as boring as humanly possible in hopes everyone will forget. Nothing noteworthy happened.

 

[Chibitzen]

Nothing say's, "I'm sotally tober guys!", like streaming in the middle of the night on weeknights. Nick totally cares about getting his deadbeats kids back.

How dare you! Nick is a narcolepsy survivor, Mister Turd Burger. At least he actually woke up. He's been through sooo much.

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

Nick, the reason your entire town looks at you funny is you got your fuckin nine year old coked up. Your charges, true or not, are fucking despicable. You are a white dindu nuffin. I can imagine "It's draining, it's cumbersome, it's soul crushing " Good. I wish Nicky rackets a million felonies.

I'm sure his poor driving habits and a license plate that reads "Lawpope" goes well with his felony indictment in the general public. More like "Lawdope".

 

[Male Idiot]

I don't think there will be a divorce unless his trust fund is taken away by his parents.

Shared wife is a druggie slut. She has her startreks, her pills and drugs, and they are cucks so she can have the bulls too. The level of simping for her here is unreal.

Kids are with CPS, and Nick is paying for her. Shr has no reason to leave the source of her cocaine. Nick trying to upgrade to a tighter April Imholte the Human Fleshlight is a more likely option, but again Balldo can have both and the bulls in his polycuck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You use an FN FAL and a x95 just for boar hunting? And I thought I was mister fancy keeping a ps90 and a white carbine kriss vector (Imagine breaking into someones house only to die to a guy cosplaying as a stormtrooper, just look at the white version, you'll understand) just for home defense...

I use them for 3 Gun and Open too I just like to get use out of them. I take the X95 lamping because its the only one Ive got a can on and its fun from the back of a pick up.
The FAL and the Marlin are the ones I normally use.

 

[daffodils]

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

1:06:30 till about 1:14. Talks about how he consciously changed his mindset from "what did they do" to "what is the state accusing them of"; "Don't think about me in this!"; "Go listen to Robert Barnes talk about the system."; brings up suicide; talks about not feeling guilty during traffic stops anymore; and family always comes first, of course.

Best comedy in the whole stream.

He sounds so fucking excited about his kids not being there, talking about how he will soon have time to do daytime trial coverage.

To be fair, he's been saying the same thing for a year. It's probably automatic by now.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

So if niggers

We're hitting levels of mutt's law that shouldn't be possible

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

We're hitting levels of mutt's law that shouldn't be possible

The tard was saying it doesn't matter what you do to people as long as you kill them when you're done. He needs to think about his mother getting fucked by niggers until he's thought about things properly.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

He needs to think about his mother getting fucked by niggers

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think you're a little late to the party...

 

[newuser131]

is there a nick rekieta stream sniper? i don't want to give rekieta the views.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Some people in this thread have probably earned graduate degrees in Balldo Studies by this point.

...do the credits transfer to anything useful?

Nicky the Nose is back on the powder, boys!

He never got off it.

So no more "whiskey drinking lawyer" outro music. Need to have that band do a booger sugar lawyer song to upgrade.

How much do you want to bet that the band that did that told him he can't use that any more?

 

[Swole McPole]

I didn't even know who Warski and Tonkasaw were at the time

Wasn't he Andy 'Race' Warski back then?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

He sounds so fucking excited about his kids not being there, talking about how he will soon have time to do daytime trial coverage.

”The horizon is looking sweet!”

His kids haven't been there for a while and he hasn't done any trial streams, he's not working at the home school co-op anymore, he's not working as a practicing lawyer, he doesn't have to drive anyone around, all he has to do is sit himself down in front of a camera and do the whole lawyer react thing, he just doesn't want to.
The only Trial streams I've heard him specifically mention wanting to do was the Courtney Clenney Trial, an only fans whore who murdered her boyfriend, likely because it gives Nick an excuse to be a degenerate on stream and talk about his favourite subject, porn.

and family always comes first, of course.

They won't even do drug tests for CPS to get their family back, family comes at least second after Drugs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

is there a nick rekieta stream sniper? i don't want to give rekieta the views.

He's so boring I don't think people are even bothering to snipe anymore.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Kayla is under Kayla Diane Woltjer not Kayla Diane Rekieta

Fantastic post, thank you for all the work!
One small nitpick though, Kayla’s middle name is Christine. April’s middle name is Diane.

 

[AltisticRight]

I was looking forward to his stream. When he started, it was nothing but the most unfunny tryhard bullshit jokes that makes little to no sense. YouTube recommendations was filled with racoons being menaces, that was far more entertaining than Balldo's screed. Supposedly these coons not only invaded a bank in Canada, Toronto spent $31,000,000 to make "coon proof garbage bins", just for the enigma to be solved by coons the very next week. They'll knock the bins over and open that supposedly sophisticated latch mechanism. Yet another Coony W. Humans still haven't figured that maybe the rubbish bin can be brought out in the morning instead, when these coons are less active.

Cope and seethe skeleton man. Enjoy a million rabies.