Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[multiverse]

I have never in my life heard of even the slimiest slumlord banning tenants from having wifi. Why would that be a thing? It feels like there's more to that story than she's telling.

She likely means that the landlord doesn't pay for the cable company to come set wifi up at each room in their flop house. If any tenants want wifi, they probably have to phone the local provider, pay for the setup, and THEN even pay for the monthly service. How is all of that work and expense fair to Luna??

 

[TheSunSets]

….

 

[lottalove]

Cry all day because fat, carefully pose and don't show arms, outpatient clinic with Lurch.
Life's not fair. Why is she so fat!!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She likely means that the landlord doesn't pay for the cable company to come set wifi up at each room in their flop house. If any tenants want wifi, they probably have to phone the local provider, pay for the setup, and THEN even pay for the monthly service. How is all of that work and expense fair to Luna??

Right there’s not “free wifi” in her flop house. God only knows how this govt funded shelter is managed or tenancy is ascertained. I can’t see each tenant getting comcast to set-up individual services in each shitty room even if they could get an account.

The boarding house owner would probably have to pay for commercial grade internet service, like a hotel, to accommodate all the tenants who would be throttling the data limits to hell. Who would even want to deal with all the leeches whining about it being slow, network issues or not working? Nope. Just don’t bother. Wifi isn’t necessary like water or heating.

The other bonus of no wi-fi means it might get them out of the fucking rooms. Go to a library, to free public wifi spots, etc… Maybe they might get so damn bored they get a job.

However it seems Luna will choose rewatching Matlock reruns x10, eating pills and applying make-up over doing anything productive. She’s living like a 85 year old woman in a retirement home, except she waddles to the methadone clinic instead of dialysis treatment.

 

[Sniperwoof]

I have never in my life heard of even the slimiest slumlord banning tenants from having wifi. Why would that be a thing? It feels like there's more to that story than she's telling.

Lurch is one of the greasiest looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.

I Don't think he's a pedophile but if you didn't know anything about him you might look at him and think there's a non zero chance he might cause a 2 am SWAT raid.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I actually feel really bad for her after the description of her living conditions. I haven't heard details like that in modern day living situations. It's absolutely dismal.

It actually isn't, she's just catastrophizing for pity. She's a work-shy deadbeat, she's lucky she isn't rooming in an alleyway dumpster. If you want a better living situation, be an adult and work for it. Lurch, too. Shared housing can really suck, but I have a feeling the other tenants consider her and Lurch to be the grossest, shiftiest pair in the place. I bet Lurch checks other bedroom doors to see if they're unlocked.

Lurch has the look of a guy who'd rape a woman he found alone in the bathroom. I doubt his dick works anymore, though, good thing.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Many people have lived with Craigslist roommates over the years, and shared bathrooms with them. You know what the solution is

Getting a job.

Haven't they lived in this same situation for quite a long while now? I thought so. They didn't move while she was in the hospital.

I actually feel really bad for her after the description of her living conditions. I haven't heard details like that in modern day living situations. It's absolutely dismal.

I'm so lucky and grateful for what I have. She's very amusing to watch, but I feel damn bad for her right now.

Feel bad for her why? I mean, I actually do, but her situation is 100% one of her own making.

She has a roof and 4 walls and a lock on the door.

She doesn't work. Lurch doesn't work. And that's not "down on your luck/ disadvantaged" inability to get a job; that's "I chose and choose to do drugs; got a month's stay in a hospital for free and did nothing but bitch about it" refusal to work.

She would rather pilfer her way through cosmetics aisles than show up for work behind a cash register.

I don't even understand complaining about the rent being raised when you do nothing to earn your free money. Honest people working a billion hours a week get squeezed and screwed when inflation happens. Luna just bitches that her handouts haven't caught up with inflation - but so what; she steals half of what she has bc whatever money she's been handed is earmarked for getting and keeping her high.

Even my immense and often misguided empathy struggles to feel bad that she doesn't have wifi for her multiple devices that she only uses to go online* to post her shitty selfies and OF her way to some cash.

*here's news: you don't need internet to use a computer. You can create a budget, create a life plan, write a to-do list, or do any number of tasks on an offline computer. And then you can fucking walk to a coffee shop or whatever that offers you free wifi if you need to get online. You can even cut the drug budget minimally to print docs at a place that offers printing for a fee.

I feel bad for her in the abstract, but in reality she's just living the life she has chosen.

 

[General Disarray]

I can’t see each tenant getting comcast to set-up individual services in each shitty room even if they could get an account.

I lived in a rooming house where we couldn't even get cable Internet if we wanted to for ourselves, the only providers were either Dish or Spectrum and both involved installing shit. The building owner just wasn't going to deal with all that for a bunch of transients with substance abuse issues (as most all rooming houses are, including mine). Just LOL at expecting free wifi like a Motel 6, she really ought to know better.

What kind of shitty phone plan does she have that she can't use it as a hotspot? Mine is only 35 bucks a month for unlimited data and have used it during winter storms when the electric went, I streamed movies and played games no problem.

 

[Mike Hunt]

I actually feel really bad for her after the description of her living conditions. I haven't heard details like that in modern day living situations. It's absolutely dismal.

I suppose that's dismal for first-world standards, but considering how she contributes nothing to society and the economy, she and her dumb BF are pure leeches on society. She's too selfish and entitled to see it, but she's lucky to be in the US, especially NYC where she can continue to be a leech until she drops dead of an overdose or whatever (and where Lurch can continue to steal anything under a thousand bucks and not worry about any jail time at all). There's a huge social security net funded by everyone else that enables her laziness and entitlement.

If we're being honest, a lot (not all) of the illegals stuck in NYC are theoretically better for society than Tuna as they actually want to work. Only looking at willingness to work here, other aspects of the border issue is, of course, another thing altogether and off-topic here.

 

[ILikeYou]

I suppose that's dismal for first-world standards, but considering how she contributes nothing to society and the economy, she and her dumb BF are pure leeches on society. She's too selfish and entitled to see it, but she's lucky to be in the US, especially NYC where she can continue to be a leech until she drops dead of an overdose or whatever (and where Lurch can continue to steal anything under a thousand bucks and not worry about any jail time at all). There's a huge social security net funded by everyone else that enables her laziness and entitlement.

I guess so. I started re-thinking my pity after she posted her description of her living conditions w/ 'PLEASE READ' at the top of it. What is that supposed to mean? So, it's not like a diary entry, but has a specific purpose for her, like donations or pity? Gross.

Yeah, it really is not so bad for two people who don't work. There's a higher concentration of people in NYC who don't work, and yet have a lot of family wealth, than exists in many other places, and have everything they need and more. I know these two rub elbows literally w these ppl sometimes on the train and get big jealous!

I notice Luna posts pics of her and Lurch w/ captions like 'i love you i love you i love you' and 'god i love you.' Girl, he's right next to you, snoring, right? Say it to his face. And then she posts about self-harm. Aren't you supposed to be secretive and ashamed about that? Hm.

I have an idea: they both book a Medicaid-covered dentist and get their high butts over there for some dental treatment!!!! C'mon guys. You can do it!

 

[Dharma bump]

Luna won't grind in Animal Crossing she isn't going to work.

 

[stupid frog]

If we're being honest, a lot (not all) of the illegals stuck in NYC are theoretically better for society than Tuna as they actually want to work.

You've literally learned nothing, have you?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The extreme smoothing filter plus the giant forehead makes her look strikingly like Boss Baby.

I can see it. lol

 

[RoachDoggJR]

No your jokes funny because it’s true.

I wish I felt as relaxed as Luna’s left eye

For someone so obsessed with their appearance, it's strange how she doesn't notice her eye wandering in nearly every selfie but is able to manually apply the filter. Not really surprising since she's been going hard on the benzos though.

 

[Mike Hunt]

You've literally learned nothing, have you?

I did qualify my statement, focusing solely on just a pure willingness to work and not be a total drain to society. In retrospect, I do realize that it's a pretty charged statement in the current climate and unnecessary to this thread, so I apologize.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I've never drawn eyebrows on my face, but I am completely confident I am better than Luna.

 

[RoachDoggJR]

Jesus christ. She is so far gone, I take back my post about benzos. She's back on heroin. To think she looked almost normal in the hospital...


But at least she's feelin' herself!

Spoiler: Selfies, and a video from outpatient(?)

edit: nevermind, I don't think she's feeling herself at all actually.

 

[stupid frog]

God, she looks like a fat alien

 

[!Felid_Transmuter666!?]

Reminds me of Madonna.

 

[athousandrustynails]

I knew at least Lurch had to be back on it with that abscess on his wrist, it had the look of a re-accessed site, raised and kind of gaping.
Naturally she would not have enough autonomy to do anything different either. It can't have been very good if all she's done is bitch, complain and self harm through it. Fent must truly be nothing like heroin which does explain to me why she bounces into outpatient so quickly after a relapse. That was what, two weeks since leaving hospital? You'd think she'd fall off the wagon for longer.

I had my suspicions when she immediately started advertising saggy titty pics for sale. Even more depressing when you remember that she was doing it just a few days before leaving the hospital. Was this to set up money for her immediately getting a dose when she got out or was Lurch strung out with no cash? Also explains her sudden need for a phone she can talk on as it seems there was something up with her microphone. She was needing it for her disgusting phone sex sessions with scrotes that she referenced in that sex repulsed tumblr post recently. Can you imagine the caliber of men willing to speak to her to get off? She sounds like the nastiest 80 cigs a day hag.

I'm reasonably sure her and Lurch were using before she went into the hospital and that is probably why she ended up with the spinal infection. Either bog standard junkie filth pushed into the bloodstream or a bit of this new xylazine seasoning possibly. It would explain her vagueness about what happened and the diagnosis.

Oh well they are going to the same outpatient. Bet tunafish loves that, she can apply such a narrative to it. Two addicted lovers against the world, just like Kurt and Court, trying to get clean together lol. What a waste of resources.