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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aristides said:
Update on the AB/Xavier interactions: AB has sicced Xavier on Tai after he asked him what he should do. So get ready for Tai content, I guess. The audience score says he should go for Letty, and Xavier seemed to agree initially, but AB said no so here we are. Let's hope Tai delivers.

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I think this is a bad decision. Choosing tai might result in some content, but he’s not very versatile. He just does as he’s told with little variation, sticking to his usual comedic shtick of talking weird and being blunt. Remember when Sam had to tell him how to act like a zombie? Tai’s lack of commitment to his team can be a detriment. It would be far more interesting to watch Letty struggle with choosing a side than watching Tai mindlessly follow orders. Ab is retarded.
 
I think Vance's only chance at being interesting is to go fully into RP as a character like he did with schizo Vance. Xavier could maybe get that out of him. Probably the least likely option with the lowest success chance but would also be interesting to see.
 
this fit goes hard
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So is it basically confirmed that they didn't tell Jon about the cash prize for the good ending? If true, I wonder if it was because he wasn't gonna be offered anything but money he earned/initial offer or to trick him into not giving a shit about helping fully.
 
skrod said:
I think Vance's only chance at being interesting is to go fully into RP as a character like he did with schizo Vance. Xavier could maybe get that out of him. Probably the least likely option with the lowest success chance but would also be interesting to see.
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Update: Vance has been selected as Xavier's first target. He is now a bard, and has to sing some sort of anime theme song to karaoke in a battle of words against Ravenblood.
 
skrod said:
Update: Vance has been selected as Xavier's first target. He is now a bard, and has to sing some sort of anime theme song to karaoke in a battle of words against Ravenblood.
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Vance is singing Cruel Angel's Thesis despite not knowing any japanese and I assume not even knowing the song. It was fucking horrendous as you can imagine, but everyone including Xavier said he had the HEART for the song.

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Now Blacksmith's wife is singing and holy shit. Incredible voice. She knows the song.
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After Blacksmith's wife slaughtered the track, Xavier said it was his turn. He stepped up to sing his own theme song! Not some 'anime garbage'. BUT FIRST... Before singing he chugged 3 charisma potions and turned on the video. HATERS will say it's not real. HATERS will say he just did meme dances while a song played that already had vocals in it, but personally I think that's just what his voice sounds like after 3 charisma potions. Also the vocals ended after a minute or so, and for the rest of the time he just danced to synth instruments and dubstep type beats.
 
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Xavier is having another 'scripted fight scene', this time involving Vance, the wolf, and Letty (along with Jimmy too who wants attention).
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Jet came out and told them that Vance is scripted to win and look like a hero, so to be flashy with his attacks because he's in no real danger. He also explains they can use powers they don't really have as long as they make sound effects with their mouths. They have to have a fun fight to add some action to the day, along with progressing the plot by showing that Xavier is 'fucking less with the vampires and more with wolves and stuff'. Letty is allowed to join in, but she has to let Vance get the majority of the glory. Jimmy just forces himself in toward the end because I assume it looked like they were having too much fun without him. I didn't have time to get many clips, but highlights include Vance swiping someone's legs with a sword, stabbing them into the ground, then Xavier loudly yelling "I MUST ELBOW DROP HIM. HMMMIIGGAAAAH!" before elbow dropping him to death. Xavier passed Vance his 'gunblade' at one point to high effect. Vance also used a LOT of lightening magic that came out from the tip of his swords. There was also a good bit where Xavier held a vampire still from behind while Vance pummeled his stomach with sword blows. Good fight. Also The Wolf pounced a downed vampire at one point to 'tear his throat out'.
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Forgot to mention, Xavier was WOUNDED by his own gunblade that a vampire stole, but was revived using only the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
 
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