Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

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That doesn't even make sense coming from a mushbrain.

I think he's trying to be clever.

Is he watching nightmare before christmas again?

Actually that makes more sense. And it's also a Halloween movie.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is he watching nightmare before christmas again?

It's summer in Tennessee, everything about that is normal besides his choice of movie.

 

[mil0]

fatty can’t watch his cartoons anymore because of the blacks.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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fatty can’t watch his cartoons anymore because of the blacks.

Apparently having a black protagonist is a political statement?

Also why is Jack this irate about a show for children. None of his kids are in the target demographic for this show and Jack has tried to put on a tough guy act so he won’t be humble enough to admit he enjoys watching cartoons for young people.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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fatty can’t watch his cartoons anymore because of the blacks.

WTF, really Jack? It's a show for 6-10 year olds. And why as a good Christian would you be watching a show about fairies? Go back to Paw Patrol, that's more your (retarded) speed.

 

[lindsayfan]

wait'll he finds out the Veggie Tales reboot has a new character, Niño Niña the non-binary nopal...

 

[AltisticRight]

Why is this pig whining about a show for literal children? Oh they have a Black character now, so what boohoo don't like don't watch. Quit the whinging. This is even more pathetic because apparently it's a totally new show with new characters, unlike the Netflix/Disney type of turning established characters Balck (I also don't care). Such a pathetic fat faggot. Just pick up a hood already, but I'm guessing he'd need one that's the size of a circus tent.

 

[lindsayfan]

only the special stroked-out retard magic of scalfatty could make a bunch of kiwifarmers advocate adding Black people to cartoons.
jack, you are god's mightiest mostly-dead miracle

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Why is this pig whining about a show for literal children? Oh they have a Black character now, so what boohoo don't like don't watch. Quit the whinging. This is even more pathetic because apparently it's a totally new show with new characters, unlike the Netflix/Disney type of turning established characters Balck (I also don't care). Such a pathetic fat faggot. Just pick up a hood already, but I'm guessing he'd need one that's the size of a circus tent.

This guy has always tried to pretend he was a lot younger than he actually is. Same reason why he wears flat rimmed caps.

 

[Whaler]

I bet Jack is less upset over the new kid being black and more over the fact that it's one less bright color to gawk at. I highly doubt he can look at a TV and see defined shapes anymore.

 

[Tiresome]

Guys, guys, let's have a little sympathy for Jack's viewpoint. He was born in the late 60s, a time when there were absolutely no black people in America. It's just so hard for him to comprehend that they exist.

 

[Crex Crex]

Guys, guys, let's have a little sympathy for Jack's viewpoint. He was born in the late 60s, a time when there were absolutely no black people in America. It's just so hard for him to comprehend that they exist.

The wendigo strokebrain finds it hard to comprehend that anything exists (anything outside of meat, that is).

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Jack's superficial and absolutely lukewarm take is, much like the man uttering it, brain-dead.

There is a argument to be made about black protagonists being a political statement, sure. But we all know that Jack isn't actually considering DEI or ESG or anything like that. He is far too stupid to process such logic.

Then there is the fact that in this case it doesn't seem to be that, but like it was said Jack doesn't care or understand.

This take in fact is super outdated already, this shit was revealed months ago. People already heard about the Oddparents remake with the black child and rolled their eyes at it. I guess he couldn't be bothered and just saw it today on a youtube thumbnail and regurgitated his take onto his useless page to feed his own narcissism that anyone cares about his takes.

 

[ddlloo]

Jack's superficial and absolutely lukewarm take is, much like the man uttering it, brain-dead.

There is a argument to be made about black protagonists being a political statement, sure. But we all know that Jack isn't actually considering DEI or ESG or anything like that. He is far too stupid to process such logic.

Then there is the fact that in this case it doesn't seem to be that, but like it was said Jack doesn't care or understand.

This take in fact is super outdated already, this shit was revealed months ago. People already heard about the Oddparents remake with the black child and rolled their eyes at it. I guess he couldn't be bothered and just saw it today on a youtube thumbnail and regurgitated his take onto his useless page to feed his own narcissism that anyone cares about his takes.

Is it actually a remake? I thought it was just a new story.

FWIW I do believe he sits around watching cartoons half the day. Tammymummy probably puts on the Disney channel for him and leaves a huge bag of slop within arms reach of him, while she goes and works. Jack then sits their soyjacking and stuffing his face with god knows whats for hours at a time.

 

[Goatchoker]

Is it actually a remake? I thought it was just a new story.

FWIW I do believe he sits around watching cartoons half the day. Tammymummy probably puts on the Disney channel for him and leaves a huge bag of slop within arms reach of him, while she goes and works. Jack then sits their soyjacking and stuffing his face with god knows whats for hours at a time.

I assume it’s just a reboot with a new character.
If we’re going by time, Timmy turner is an adult and doesn’t need them anymore

Yes I still watch the fairly odd parents, but my children are young lol. Why’s he so mad about the black character? If it’s the same voices and shenanigans it doesn’t matter.

ETA: watched the new trailer, animation sucks and the voices are wrong. I take it all back. Let the show die.

 

[VenomPlug]

Stroke-O-Vision

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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fatty can’t watch his cartoons anymore because of the blacks.

this guy is complaining about a fuckin' kids' cartoon now? really? I know he's a downie, but I didn't believe he has a mental age of a five year old. christ, jack, go back to watching blue's clues. oh, wait, the salt and pepper are a mixed race couple....never mind

Apparently having a black protagonist is a political statement?

Also why is Jack this irate about a show for children. None of his kids are in the target demographic for this show and Jack has tried to put on a tough guy act so he won’t be humble enough to admit he enjoys watching cartoons for young people.

jack seems like the guy who goes to Walt Disney world and screams about a black princesses and make all the kids around him cry. He's a man child, but not the common type.

 

[Gentlebastard]

As much as it pains me to say so, Sievebrain is partially correct (and for the wrong reason). The sequel has been touched by current day bullshit, and has a genderspecial character: the protagonist's best friend is a non-binary 10 year old with they/them pronouns, if I'm not mistaken; there was a thread about it on A&N a few months ago.

If that's what's being divulged in the promotional material, there will probably be some horrors lurking in the cartoon itself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just pick up a hood already, but I'm guessing he'd need one that's the size of a circus tent.

I would like to watch a video of someone getting their Klan robes caught in the axle of their mobility scooter. Ideally they end up veering into the burning crosses and cause a domino effect.

If you already have such a video, please speed it up and add "Yakety Sax" before you upload it.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Is it actually a remake? I thought it was just a new story.

FWIW I do believe he sits around watching cartoons half the day. Tammymummy probably puts on the Disney channel for him and leaves a huge bag of slop within arms reach of him, while she goes and works. Jack then sits their soyjacking and stuffing his face with god knows whats for hours at a time.

I think you're being generous by saying half the day. If it's not cartoons, it's bottom of the barrel shit like Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men, maybe some Fox News thrown in.