Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

I don't know how to phrase it, really. Is 'opportunistic outrage' a thing?

Like, none of these things were ever an issue before, that interview came and went years ago and nobody cared or said anything about it at the time. It's actually quite hard to find, so lost in the avalanche of J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter ephemera that's come and gone on the Internet. It's only now, now that they've decided J.K. Rowling is the new Hitler, they've dug this up and thought, "Hmmm... We can use this."
 
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This is it. this is the thing that finally broke me. There cannot be people this fucking ignorant.
I don't know how to phrase it, really. Is 'opportunistic outrage' a thing?

Like, none of these things were ever an issue before, that interview came and went years ago and nobody cared or said anything about it at the time. It's actually quite hard to find, so lost in the avalanche of J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter ephemera that's come and gone on the Internet. It's only now, now that they've decided J.K. Rowling is the new Hitler, they've dug this up and thought, "Hmmm... We can use this."
Many of these people would have agreed with her at the time. As you say, it's entirely opportunistic. In either case, agree with her or not, it's obvious not one of these fuckers has read the book.
 
The tweet:

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JK is actually displaying many of the mental illness symptoms GC people accuse trans folk of having. At this point it is absolutely projection. I try to spread mental health literacy about BPD, I'm an advocate. Unfortunately you can't advocate for those who refuse to heal.

The author:
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It’s not mentally ill to have your dick surgically removed, but it is mentally ill to like a novel regarded as one of the greatest of all time. Troon logic, as she is played.
They’re getting desperate to fling some mud that will stick. I guess the holocaust denial angle didn’t work out. No one cares anymore. They wore out their welcome years ago. It doesn’t matter which ‘side’ of history they are on because the culture is moving on. At least people with embarrassing tattoos can wear long sleeves and forget about it. Enjoy the next twenty years dilating your unfashionable surgical wounds, boys.
 
Im just suprised Harry didnt end up with Luna Lovegood
given that Luna helped Harry numerous times and have interacted with Harry way more than Ginny by being plot relevant to many things
Luna doesn't end up doing anything massively plot important, she's just there to tell the heroes necessary info and worldbuilding, but receives a huge amount of character building for a character introduced as late as book five of a seven book series. I read her as a late-stage love interest because of this ... I thought that the scene when they go to her house and see that she's painted her friends' portraits on the ceiling was going to be the moment Harry realises that she really understands what it's like to be embedded in the wizarding world yet apart from it, really lonely and desperate for connection after a lifetime of being ostracised, ending up in a romance. She's sort of a second Hermione in that she is incredibly knowledgeable but not taken seriously because of where she comes from/who her parents are, and Harry had had way more chemistry/development with Hermione over Cho or Ginny by that point, but Hermione was also clearly going to end up with Ron. Should have been endgame!
Dolores is the most common spelling in the UK, if there's another more common latin american spelling why would she use that one instead when she's british? it also literally means sorrow/pain from 'our lady of the sorrows' spanish roman catholicism ... it's recalling the Inquisition. She's the Grand High Inquisitor in the series.
Lupin = sounds like Lupos and all other derived words for 'wolf', he's a werewolf. Also makes him sound kind of delicate because it's a flower and he's sick and frail looking all the time
Sybil = literally the ancient greek word for prophetess, she's the divination teacher and an actual fortune teller
Argus = ancient greek, name of the guardian that becomes the peacock with a thousand eyes. Filch is everywhere and always watching to rat students out
Sirius = ancient greek, the dog star, he turns into a dog
Nymphs are ancient greek mythology again. Elves are celtic mythology
Rufus and Rubeus describe a character with red hair and a red-faced / apple-cheeked character respectively. He also likes to drink which causes a red nose (how I originally interpreted it). Literally the only one that might be considered too much of a coincidental, but it's also just two ways of saying red.

JOANNE HOW DARE YOU DRAW ON THE SAME WESTERN CANON OF ANCIENT GREEK AND CELTIC MYTHOLOGIES WHEN NABOKOV DID IT FIRST, YOU BITCH

then she was a Holocaust denier
She also got accusations of Zionism after liking this tweet:
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Get yourself an author who can do both.
 
While we're calling out JK Rowling for the things which influenced her and which she referenced in Harry Potter, I for one would like to call her out for Man Turns Into Scotsman.
Intro said:
American Voice: (gently) It was a day like any other and Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Brainsample were a perfectly ordinary couple, leading perfectly ordinary lives - the sort of people to whom nothing extraordinary ever happened, and not the kind of people to be the centre of one of the most astounding incidents in the history of mankind ... So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man ... (camera pans off them; they both look disappointed; camera picks up instead a swan little business man, in bowler, briefcase and pinstripes) ... Harold Potter, gardener, and tax official, first victim of Creatures from another Planet.

(Weird electronic music. Sinister atmosphere. Follow him out of station. Cut-away to flying saucer, over day skyline. Back to Potter as he walks up suburban road. Back to flying saucer. It bleeps as if it has seen its prey and changes direction. Cut back to Potter just about to open his front gate. Shot from over the other side of the road. Cut to flying saucer sending down ray. Potter freezes . . . shivers and turns into a Scotsman with kilt, and red beard. His hand jerks out in front of him and he spins round and scuttles up road in fast motion, to the accompaniment of bagpipe music. Cut to close-up of newspaper with banner headline: 'Man turns into a Scotsman'.)
First of all, this is clearly an explicit endorsement of transracialism. Secondly, the evil aliens are making men wear dresses in order to weaken England? Sounds kind of fascist, Joann. Third point, I think that most of the women are played by cross-dressing males. Fourthly, the alien pudding creatures who don't talk and are bad at tennis are surely some kind of antisemitic stereotype somehow.

In conclusion, I've irrefutably proven that Rowling is a hypocrite on trans issues.
 
He's part of TeamFourStar, who used to make funny Abridged videos about Dragon Ball Z and Hellsing, but have since decided that they are the wokest woke and queer activists. So of course TRA's love them because they all used to watch their videos, filled with very politically incorrect jokes, religiously. The nerd edgelord to queer communist activist never stops astounding me. To be honest this guy just looks like someone who fried his brain with so much anime and porn that he became a chaser.
 
Nappa: "Vegeta what does the scouter say about his faggot level?
Vegeta: "It's over 9000!"
Nappa: "What 9000?! There's no way it could be that high!"
British gays and trans seem especially keen on trying to dunk Rowling. Dosen't matter how many bots like your tweets or how many hecking valid YouTube essays you site, you won't ever undo her success. Like JK is getting that Harry Potter show and they'll use her as an excuse to attack the child actors she casts.
 
That's because they're fucking retards. People who aren't retards can get over the fact their favorite books they read as children (or in this case manbabbies) were written by an asshole or, in this case, written by a person sane enough to recognize that women don't have cocks.
This reminded me of almost polar opposite situation. I really liked Percy Jackson book series by Riordan when I was a teenager but years later he started making new series with actual trannies as main characters saying lines like "I am transsexual and genderfluid. I am not here to educate you" and other extremely cringe woke crap. I recall some people commenting that anyone who complained about this simply suffers from internalized bigotry.

Now, I still have his old books even though I consider the author to have became a retarded faggot and simply didn't bother to read anything more from him. I don't get how intellectually handicapped one has to be to get so obsessed with their youth idol/favorite childhood franchise to sperg out daily about them fifteen years later and bitch about how they ruined 'muh childhood'.
 
This reminded me of almost polar opposite situation. I really liked Percy Jackson book series by Riordan when I was a teenager but years later he started making new series with actual trannies as main characters saying lines like "I am transsexual and genderfluid. I am not here to educate you" and other extremely cringe woke crap. I recall some people commenting that anyone who complained about this simply suffers from internalized bigotry.
Hell, it started right with the second series where one of the major characters is gay for Percy. It doesn't even really add much to the plot if I remember, though it's been quite some time since I read the books. I do remember him also yelling at the fans about Annabeth being blackwashed. It's kind of a shame, really, I had been tempted to read his new series after the Roman stuff, but now I just don't want to.
 
This reminded me of almost polar opposite situation. I really liked Percy Jackson book series by Riordan when I was a teenager but years later he started making new series with actual trannies as main characters saying lines like "I am transsexual and genderfluid. I am not here to educate you" and other extremely cringe woke crap. I recall some people commenting that anyone who complained about this simply suffers from internalized bigotry.

Now, I still have his old books even though I consider the author to have became a retarded faggot and simply didn't bother to read anything more from him. I don't get how intellectually handicapped one has to be to get so obsessed with their youth idol/favorite childhood franchise to sperg out daily about them fifteen years later and bitch about how they ruined 'muh childhood'.

Percy Jackson is not just a poor man's Harry Potter, it's a beggar man's Harry Potter.

The only people that read those books are retarded Tumblrinas afflicted with Rowling Derangement Syndrome who would like to read Harry Potter, but who read Percy Jackson instead because of how progressive and inclusive and tranny-friendly Tumblr said it was, enjoying the series in much the same way that a Shelbyville man might enjoy his lemon tree.

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Pretty big ratioing, I actually don't like Rowling that much overall and think she's gotten way too online and opens herself to this kind of retarded bickering that does her and the movement she supports no favours.

Either way, Kaiserneko is the worst part of the DBZA and none of those guys really know what to do after riding the wave of being kind of funny on a youtube series a decade ago.
 
Percy Jackson is not just a poor man's Harry Potter, it's a beggar man's Harry Potter.

The only people that read those books are retarded Tumblrinas afflicted with Rowling Derangement Syndrome who would like to read Harry Potter, but who read Percy Jackson instead because of how progressive and inclusive and tranny-friendly Tumblr said it was, enjoying the series in much the same way that a Shelbyville man might enjoy his lemon tree.

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the moment tumblr exodus happened
all of that concentrated autism spread throughout every corner of the internet and entertainment media.
 
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