Fanfiction Horrors

[Chandelier]

I want to get around to "finishing" the Arcane Baby Daddy fic, before moving on to another baby daddy fic and a few more Pooner Soaps and Viktor fics. The ride truly never ends.

Spoiler: Chapter 15

Haha, get it? A God of War reference! Too bad he couldn't use his money to hire Kratos and kill Singed.

What I do not get about this story is that Singed has friends everywhere - but Jayce seemingly doesn't. He never once uses Caitlin and her connections, or his money to bribe others. He doesn't even ask Mel. He just lets these things go and the author expects us to forget everything that happened beforehand.

You're a doctor, you kinda are if you deal with patients that are brought there by cops. Or if you work in the Undercity.

But one thing I will give him this, though: the author, despite her attempt to make him appear as a villain, does give him some form of redemption in his lines. He asks Jayce if his love is genuine, and as far as the textual evidence gives us, it really isn't. He only loves Viktor for the fetuses, not for Viktor himself (despite aggressively saying otherwise). Proof is in the pudding.

Silco is not one to forgive shit like that easily, if at all. Singed is written as someone who had so many connections that he could shut down credible accusations against him like he was Harvey Weinstein. Despite this being in an era of social media, there was no #MeToo movement in this fic. So Singed will never get his dues - and you'll never guess why.

This admission could have let to a much more drawn out interaction, had the fic been plotted properly. As it turns out, Singed is admitting this because...wait for it...he's fucking dying.

Yes, just like how easily Jayce's criminal record was 'expunged', the Big Bad gets written off in one chapter. What a fic.

And that is the issue: Jayce's desires override Viktor's motivations and personality. We read Viktor doing these things, but we never actually see him do them. He is only a reactive agent to those around him; helpless and pregnant, he's a slave to his emotions and all he is good for is giving someone else their designer babies. Very progressive.

And here comes the big twist:

That's right: the rapist/not rapist is fucking dying, putting an end to all this drama. No consequences will be met for him fucking an underage student, threatening a pregnant 'man', and plying a then-minor with opiates. He's dying and that's the way she fucking goes, boys.

No shit. Plying someone with drugs, and then that person saying they were never really raped is a telltale sign of grooming. You are never fully consenting when you are that much of an addict. Plus, no care was made at all for the fetuses - who by default are going to be exposed to those drugs, too. CPS, anyone?

There's no need for an adequate plot or villain, we just need a bunch of chapters of grown men crying because we need that salt for something.

That's right: Viktor's apartment was such a shithole it had every right to be condemned, and he kept living in it. But the twists keep getting better: someone was paying for him to be there.

I once again have to wonder why Caitlin wasn't Jayce's ace in the hold to blackmail Singed. She has the means and drive to get dirt on him, and she's the third party for Silco to keep his hands clean. Look at that, I'm drafting a better story than the author!


That's right: Viktor left because he felt he was too much of a burden...even while he has no steady job, income or place to live while being pregnant. The guy is absolutely retarded.

That's fucking right: THE TOKEN BLACK CHICK was the one who 'paid' for him to live in that absolute shithole, and never did a single thing about it. She 'cares so deeply' she never suspected why someone as brilliant as Viktor would take a shitty job in a dead end café and didn't think to talk to Jayce about it. She also was so great as a friend she overlooked Viktor going into opioids again and getting fucked up his ass vagina so he could get pregnant. I'm nearly fucking done with how stupid this shit is.


IF HE HAD JUST FUCKING WAITED - ERGH, I'M SO FUCKING DONE

Nah, you used him because he had something you wanted. There was no 'love' here. If there was love, you would've put him in your apartment when you first discovered something was wrong. Jayce may be a bit of a dork but he's not that dumb.

Great, when's the asteroid strike?

Spoiler: Chapter 16

You are not going to believe what fucking happens in this chapter.


I am not fucking kidding. Viktor ran away, went to his old phone sex operator job, earning a significantly higher wage at that than he was working at the café. Makes you wonder why he didn't stick to it - it may not be preferable, but it definitely pays the bills.

I dunno, you're the author. You wrote this shit. Tell me why Viktor wasn't a smexy sugar baby from the get-go with a voice to die for. I would've happily bought it over this fucking shit.


This should've been crack. It would've been actually funny. This is unironically funny because the author is trying to be so serious. Avoid the drama next time.

I - *Angry sighs* GET A GODDAMN SMARTPHONE, YOU CAN USE A VPN FOR FUCK'S SAKE

This makes me wonder if Viktor knew if Singed was dying at all. Viktor is the type to research things that intrigue him, so he'd probably figure it out sooner or later. This Viktor is too busy being pregnant, so of course he doesn't know.


Ah yes, the pregnant belly from the magical uterus. That we have no explanation for to this day.

Typical. And yes, it is his fault. Think of the fetuses.

"You are NOT the father!"


Yeah, it is. Both of your faults. Don't go outside in the middle of the night, dumbass. At least not without protection.

Annnnnd that's that. If it sounds like this shitfic is coming to an end, at least plot wise, it is. The rest is just filler at this point.


So self-aware she never once helped Jayce on his projects, and instead asked really inappropriate questions to Viktor. Funny how that got passed over.

Yes, the rap sheet that was conveniently forgotten. Remember that plot point?

Louboutins are still expensive; unless they're custom made they're just cheaply made Chinese shit. Don't even bother.


Remember when he fell down three flights of stairs? I 'member.
Remember when Viktor allegedly had all these friends and acquaintances and they didn't do jack shit to help his living conditions? I 'member.
Remember when he didn't seek out a clinic because he was afraid or some shit, and waiting until he was 13 weeks to visit a 'free clinic', despite having ready access to the Internet? I 'member.

I ran out of tissue boxes a long time ago. Not from using them, but to wipe up the cringe. Eugh.

The author now cannot decide whether she wants to keep Viktor as a magical pregnant man, or as a pooner.

Spoiler: Chapter 17

Mostly filler. You can skip these screenshots if you so choose.

You should, because Viktor has acted like an idiot this entire time. Note Ekko never was mentioned until Chapter 16; it would have fit the plot had he been introduced earlier.


And it took until Chapter 17 to mention this. Viktor has always been written as helpless until it conveniently gets mentioned he does, indeed, have contacts, so one has to wonder why he put off on help for so long. Stubbornness? No. Just stupidity.


And yet...he never got that record expunged, never used Cait's connections, never actually dealt with Singed or figured out Viktor was raped until it was explicitly stated in the text. Boy couldn't figure out a hint if he was dragged through it by the hand.


Don't worry, it gets interesting. We have car sex!


This is where the author decides to retcon Viktor as male. She doesn't fully commit to the bit, mind you, but a pooner Viktor at least makes some sense for 'male pregnancy', rather than a magical anal uterus. Remember, the author isn't even aware of her own timeline.


Because the shitty plot took over and Viktor had to run away and do some phone sex calls, duh. With that money he could've lived in a e-thot apartment vs the shithole he had.

"I don't know why"

You were addicted to opioids, that's why. And you 'willingly' fucked your dealer, who choked you out and bruised you, and tried to sue for custody. The whole thing is a mess; don't try to make something logical out of it. Viktor would be a 'real human being' if he started acting like one.

This guy fell down three flights of stairs, never went to a hospital until he was 13 weeks along, and thought a cardboard box could be a bed frame. Guy is really trying to deletus those fetuses.

Glad the adoption plot hole has reared its ugly head again! Maybe you should've proposed a sham-marriage to begin with? That would've worked.


Took until Chapter 17 to propose this. Jesus Christ. Maybe it would've been nice to propose this way earlier on, even if it was a shotgun wedding and you didn't love each other. You'd have an easier time with custody. But what the fuck do I know? Criticism is for "real" books, not fanfics.

Yeah, that sums up my reaction: wow, fucking wow. I think I'm done with this shit fest because all the major plot points have been cleared up and it'll just be the birth and wedding afterwards. The cringe is enough to kill me, so I'm taking a break.

An interesting premise, from the same author who complained about 'TERF essays'.

Interesting how MTF fics always involve fetishes like shitting in diapers and having massive tits, while with pooners it's always about getting bred by the biggest dicks. Fascinating. They say they are True and Honest Men, but this keeps happening!

 

[Aunt Carol]

The author now cannot decide whether she wants to keep Viktor as a magical pregnant man, or as a pooner.

"Life has taken off in a great way" = author is pregnant?

 

[Weirder Feet]

Walls of text and atrocious grammar. My favorite phrase is "harassing his nipples".

 

[Anondorf]

Found some Putin yaoi:

Link

Full thing for those who don't have an AO3 account:

Spoiler: putin seggs

A late night at the Kremlin​

IHaveALotOfFreetime​

Summary:​

Dmitry Medvedev was called in for a meeting by Vladimir Putin... I wonder were this story will lead

Notes:​

If they were gay they would make the perfect couple and be so cute together. (fangirl screams) Also this is my first time writing anything like this so sorry if its not that good, and don't worry I will be adding more chapters.
Edit: Sorry I have not added the second chapter yet I will add it by the end of the month though so don't worry guys

Chapter 1​

Chapter Text​

Moscow, Russia, 2008.
Dmitry Medvedev was just coming from a meeting in which he discussed relations with Ukraine. When he came out he ran into Arkady Dvorkovich.
“Oh hey Arkady.”
“Hi Dmitry.”
“What are you doing here?”
“Oh I'm just picking up some documents, but I have time to talk.”
“Sorry I'm really busy right now, we can hang out later, how about 6 PM at the bar.”
“Sure, that's fine with me.”
…

When Dmitry got to the bar he saw Arkady sitting down waiting for him, saving him a seat.
“There you are Dmitry.”
“Sorry I'm late Arkady.”
“It's fine, so anyways anything new happen?”
“Well as you know I was elected as prime minister.”
“Ya that was really surprising, I thought you were joking when you said you were going to run. And look at how far you have come.”
Arkady smiled.
“I thought so too but then I gave it some thought and I decided that I was up for it.”
“Well, anyways have you heard the rumors going around? People are calling you Vladimir's puppet.”
“I have, I just try to ignore them there just stupid rumors.”
“I know right-.”
“Hold on, I'm getting a call.”
“Who is it?”
“Let me see, it's Vladimir.”
“That's weird, why is he calling you this late? Well you better answer it.”
“Hello.”
“Hello Dmitry. I'm just calling you to tell you to meet me at my office at 10 PM tonight. It's urgent.”
“What happened!?”
“I can't tell you over the phone just don't be late.”
Vladimir hung up the phone.
“What was that all about?”
“It was Vladimir telling me to come to his office tonight at 10 PM.”
“That's really late, I wonder what he wanted to tell you.”
“He said it was very important and he could not tell me over the phone.”
“Huh I hope everything is alright, anyways you seem very nervous. What's wrong, are you scared of him?”
“Oh I'm not scared of him, it's just…”
“Do you have a crush on him or something?”
“No, why would you say that?”
“It seems possible since you're gay and all.”
“Shh keep it down, someone might hear you.”
“So is it true?”
“Well… okay it is just dont tell anybody okay!”
“I wont I wont.”
…
It is exactly 10 PM and Dmitry has been waiting outside of his bosses office for the past 20 minutes looking at his watch. Dmitry hesitantly knocks on Vladimir's office door, no one is left in the Kremlin except the two of them.
“Come in.”
Dmitry slowly opens the door. When he enters the room he sees Vladimir sitting at his mahogany desk. The lights were dimmed.
“You said you wanted to see me Volodya?”
“Yes Dima, sit down.”
Dmitry carefully walked over to Vladimir's desk and sat down in the chair he had put out for him.
“So what did you want to talk about? Is it about the meeting we had with Yanukovych, I think it went really well we were able to-
Vladimir chuckles under his breath, those things don't go unnoticed by him.
“Look Dima, this meeting we are having has nothing to do with foreign affairs, or anything of the sorts. The reason you're here is because…”
Vladimir gets up from his chair and makes his way towards Dmitry with a small grin on this face. He walks close enough to him for there is only 5 cm between the two men. Dmitry gulps, a small but obvious blush growing on his face.
“Volodya what are you-”
Within half a second not giving Dmirty any time to process what's going on, gets pulled to his feet by Vladimir grabbing his shirt collar. Dmitry gasps, unable to comprehend the motives of the man above him. Then Vladimir kissed him. The kiss was short but passionate and Dmitry loved every second of it. It was merely seconds but felt like hours to the shorter man when the other finally broke away.
“Why.” Dmitry asked.
“Did you not like it?”
“It's not that, I just want to know why you did it, Vova.”
There was a silence that only lasted seconds but felt like an eternity.
“Because Dima… I love you, I have since the first time I laid eyes on you. I worked in the KGB for many years. It was easy for me to tell that those feelings I was having also happened to be mutual. And all I had to do was to find the right time to make a move and I think I have timed it perfectly.”
“I love you, Vova.”
Then this time Dmitry initiated the kiss.

Chapter 2: Smut time ​

Summary:​

I have never wrote smut before but I tried my best hope you guys enjoy

Notes:​

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text​

This time the kiss was long and passionate, tongues entangled one another fighting for dominance. Dimitry was pushed violently against the wall, quickly losing the battle. Vladimir slowly went down the other man's neck biting at the tender flesh, it’s sure to leave marks. Dmitry Moaned. Vladimir took off Dmitry's tie. Then off came his suit jacket. Dimitry followed up by taking the other man's tie off followed by his suit jacket. Vladimir ripped off Dmitry's shirt buttons hitting the ground, Dmitry gasped. Vladimir removed his shirt. Now both men were half naked.
“Should I lock the door Vova, there might still be some maids here.”
“No, we will be fine, trust me Dima.”
Dmitry went to his knees and started to unbuckle Vladimir's pants, hands shaky. He pulled down the man's pants. He could see the big bulge that was right in front of him. He looked up at Vladimir who gave him a reassuring nod. Dmitry then hesitantly pulled down the boxers of the man standing in front of him. Dmitry gasped at the thick long cock sprang out of his underwear. He looked at it for a few seconds, eyes I’m awe. He then gave it an experimental lick. And then submerged the entire length in his mouth, gagging. He took the massive length out, but Vladimir pushed his head back down. After a little while he came into Dmitry's mouth, he swallowed it all.
In a matter of a few seconds Vladimir leaned him over his desk.
“Be gentle please”
“Don’t worry Dima I will”
Vladimir got the lube out of his desk drawer and put some on his hand and rubbed it on his fingers seductively, Dmitry looking back at him. His member getting harder which at this point he didn’t think was possible. Then Vladimir pulled off Dmitry's pants along with his underwear exposing his dick to the cool air of the office. Dmitry shuddered at the sensation. Vladimir slowly stuck one of his digits into the ring of flesh. Getting a moan from the man under him. Vladimir then started to thrust into him, even though it’s only his finger Dmitry was withering underneath him. Another finger.
“Please…”
“Are you sure you're ready Dima?”
“Yes!”
Vladimir slowly removed his fingers, and got some more lube in his hand and rubbed it on his cock. He then lined himself up with Dmitry and went in.

“Ahhh… Vova!”
On the first thrust Vladimir already hit his prostate resulting in a High pitched moan from Dmitry. Within about 5 minutes both men was close to the edge.
“I’m close Vova!”
“Me to Dima”
Vladimir started to thrust into Dmitry harder and faster, and in a few seconds Dmitry came first
“Fuck…!”
Dmitry shot his load onto the desk he was being fucked hard on. Then Vladimir came into Dmitrys tight hole.
Vladimir smirked.
“I bred you well”
“S-shut up…”

Notes:​

Sorry it took so long to write but I finally got it out for you guys

 

[Chandelier]

Before I go back to that atrocious CoD fic where the author lectures us about BDSM, I decided to take a dive into the Trans Viktor fandom. It appears that a good chunk of it - at least a fourth - is written by only a few authors. One of these is lemonmangosorbet, a fat they/them pooner who made a comic about wanting to stab TERFs. That comic is below:


She is friends with MGCraig, mentioned above, but unlike Craig, who, despite her God awful progshit politics, actually writes good smut (at least for her Arcane shit; it is somewhat believable, despite pooner Viktor). Today, we'll be looking at one of her longer fics, a two chapter fic where both Jayce and Viktor are OnlyFans models. Archive here. I will be catalouging more of her work because she's just that much of an arrogant, fat bitch that she could use a slow roast. She also likes using the word 'front hole', because reasons.

I might have gotten ahead of myself with these posts. Spoilered because these are long as fuck.

Spoiler

You can't have these fics without some form of Catholic guilt. Oddly enough, I never see Muslim guilt, Jewish guilt or even Orthodox guilt used. It's likely because Jayce is supposed to be Cuban. In any case, it's a cliché and it makes me roll my eyes. Get another schtick.

Nah bud, it's because you're ashamed of being outed. Maybe not for being a cocksucker, but because you might lose your job. You'll find out how bad he is at opsec later on.

The guilt was so strong you made multiple videos of you jerking off and fucking other guys - without lube, might I add! - and got a large enough following for you to make a popular OnlyFans. Collabs are few because you aren't trying hard enough, rube.

'Adidas' should be capitalized because it's a brand, as should Twitter. Socks with sandals is also a Godawful fashion statement, and if that didn't out Viktor as a pooner, it'd out him as a wigger.

No shit. You're working a 9-5 job without opsec, and you don't get collabs despite making a decent amount of money to make better videos. Get better software programs and learn from YouTube! C'mon man!



If you have a paywall, you better have good content. Otherwise people will pirate your shit and find out your real name. Never doubt the Internet, friendo.


Later on, Jayce expresses shock that someone is talking to him about the terms and conditions:


He's been at this for six months, mind you. He doesn't know what the fuck dirty talk is.

You might not think you might be doxxed, but remember our dear Keffals got doxxed by the reflection in his eyes. Do not doubt Internet autists, especially stalker fans.

That's a problem. If you're fucking dudes, or jerking them off or whatever, you should have a talk on what you want with them, especially if you are monetizing that content. It's basic business acumen. Jayce is acting like a dumb e-thot who thinks his tits sell - and they might for the first few months, until the novelty wears off. And yes, you are very naive and stupid.

I like to think these fics get beta read. 'Tmeselves'?

Yes, Jayce - talking to your partner about a scene is a standard practice. What you're doing is just basic bitch Grindr. Wew, lad.

You should be, you're a fucking noob.

> Knows what safe words are
> Doesn't know what dirty talk is
> The fuck



It gets better, I assure you. So far, you can almost think Viktor is actually a male.


> Knows what shibari is
> Does not know what dirty talk is
> Yes, it is that stupid, yes he is that dumb


"Sex work is work, TERF! Now let me fumble shit up by making this character even more retarded!"



*Per se, you fucking English rube. It's your mother tongue, you should know how to speak and use it.


1. You should if you're penetrating someone.
2. We're doing the 365 Days thing again, aren't we? Although I'll admit Viktor pulls it off way better than Massimo ever did.

"Oh God...Oh man...Oh GOD OH MAN"


So far this is pretty vanilla for a BDSM scene. Maybe the second chapter will be filled with the porn the author promised.


Oh no...he doesn't know Viktor doesn't actually have a dick. Or does he? Scotty doesn't know...so don't tell Scotty...Scotty doesn't know~~

Also, 'cum as lube' isn't really lube. Even for fingering what I assume is an anal virgin. This isn't Dylan Mulvaney.

I'm impressed. Most men have a poor refractory period. But hey, this IS fiction, so suspension of disbelief takes effect first.

I cannot think of a sentence that makes smut unsexy than that. For something who is friends with MGCraig, this is one of the most boring, eye-rolling smut I've read in a while - until the second chapter comes along, that is. We'll see how that goes in time.

I'm completely fucked out of my mind, too, but I'm still doing this. Why? For entertainment.

Eh, I've read much more depraved things - both better written and worse. This was tame. Professional, even.


Of course the pooner doesn't eat meat sans cock. Rather fitting, don't you think?



I'll say. There isn't even chemistry in the smut for a professional shoot.


And now for Chapter 2.

Spoiler: Chapter 2

"Oh God what if I'm getting a boner at the person I'm working with?" - I don't fucking know, jack off? This is bad comedy.

Funny, it never read like he was being 'fucked into oblivion'. He just had a dildo shoved up his ass and that's it. No focus on the size, girth, or feeling. It was the most clinical description of it I've ever read. So much for being treated 'like a slut'.

Where'd that 'Catholic guilt' go? Did it disappear along with the consistency? Hmm.

"The heart wants what it wants" and dogs will eat their own shit unprompted. Get a new line.

1. Is that Vaush?
2. That's a nice way to get doxxed, bro.

I don't know, because you're a broke ass bitch? I should also note that Jayce doesn't even MAKE new content FOR SIX MONTHS while he's with Viktor. The fuck is he getting his money?

You kinda are. You have no income, buckwheat.

Yeah, but you didn't. He just fondled and fingered you. You didn't actually fuck. There isn't even any chemistry to the sex, so...it's a case of 'tell, not show'.

I wouldn't worry about Catholic guilt when your mother might have her career and life ruined because her son is a slut. Opsec is a necessity here. If you want to be a slut, fine - but you better be making escort money so she can at least go on vacations.


Mostly filler, we'll get to the good shit soon.




Nice! But you've only worked a few times in...*checks notes* six months. You're even less committed than Anisa Jomha.


No shit. If you want to be a whore...better make good money. And good content. Otherwise, you'll be living with the shame and the sad fact you'll be a broke ass bitch selling asshole pics for $4.

And where is he getting the money? Who knows, the author just wants you to watch them fuck.

You should. You're such a hard worker you can't produce content in half a year? My guy. Gambling addicts put out more content.

You'll see a lot of little tells like this, I assure you.

How? He only did one photoshoot. How much money did he make? Could he afford rent? Groceries? Car insurance? Inquiring minds want to know.

Next up, we have the walkthrough to the smut scene.




Why would he? You're on a private date, not a session. Rather dumb thing to think about if you know each other so well.


Yes, you are. And this dialogue is boring as fuck.




Filler is done now. Prepare for the smut.

Did he? This is the first mention of it. This ficlet is 22k words and there has been no mention of Jayce's internal thoughts...ever.



I don't know, you just mentioned it? It'd be nice to have this mentioned earlier to drum up tension. Because, you know, that's how you get a good smut scene. did your beta not help you with that?

Here comes the pooner reference.

That's right. This fat bitch wants you to believe that itty bitty 3 inch micropenis is a cock. No matter how hard pooners will try to write them as equivalent, they will never be.

It sure didn't read like it.

I decided to skip a few parts because this is getting long enough and you guys are here for the cringe. So I'll only include relevant parts from now on.

Spoiler: if you want to skip everything else, just click here

6 inches? Poser. You gotta get those numbers up, man.

It's either OK, O.K. or okay. Ok sounds like 'awk'.


And there we have it. Males get to keep all the language for their anatomy and genitalia, while females have to contend with 'front holes'. No such gender neutral language exists for 'cock', because that is first and foremost.


Cock = three inch clitoris, remember. And I don't know how these pooners are all wet with all the T they are taking.


No, I do not. And this fucking dialogue is KILLING. ME.

I've read a lot of smut. And the one thing that will kill it, every time, is bad sex dialogue. This woman manages to write sex scenes where a bunch of things happen but there is no steam to the sex. Wow, Viktor is pounding Jayce with a strap-on! Can he shut the fuck up, already?


It's too bad...he didn't do any 'beyond fucking'. Like I said before, this BDSM smut is remarkably tame given how perverted this hambeast is. It's just...cringeworthy to read. Even her best bud MGCraig did it way better, and she dove right into the fucking.

> Swollen cock
> It's three inches big at most
> Pooners expect you to think it's a man's cock
> Pussy is also wet despite T use
> ?? Don't ask

IT IS A THREE INCH 'DICK', AND STOP FUCKING CALLING IT THAT.

And if pooners want me to stop thinking they are misogynistic pieces of shit, they can retire this 'front hole' use. We have more than one 'front hole', and the vagina isn't it. If you can use 'folds', you can use 'entrance' - which is a far better, actually gender neutral alternative. And if you could make porn together as a couple - why not bring it up to begin with? Couples porn is remarkably popular, and considered better because it at least appears the people involved are having fun.

I had to stop here. The dialogue just fucking killed me with how sappy it was. I plan to include her other fics later, but this wore me out. Oof.

BTW, here was the 'wonderful fanart' for the piece above:

Spoiler

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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I feel safe in assuming this person has the kind of internet search history that would see them thrown into a prison cell for the rest of their natural life and then some if it ever got out.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I feel safe in assuming this person has the kind of internet search history that would see them thrown into a prison cell for the rest of their natural life and then some if it ever got out.

Yeah and probably in a females-only prison.

 

[Thiletonomics]

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What does the LGD tag stand for? It doesn't look like it's a reference to this Chinese condiment brand, or this Chinese E-Sports Team.

 

[Chandelier]

Continuing the Trans Viktor trend I bring you one of the members of the clique that exclusively writes that content - ducky, friend of Aurumnexus, whose art was posted in the SJW art thread. I'll let this be a primer:

Shocker. Link to fic here. Archive here. Discussion spoilered below. This is a T4T fic so both characters, that are canonically male, are pooners.

Spoiler

This is a combination of the characterization of LoL Viktor and Arcane Viktor, where the former is known for boasting and/or bragging his intentions like a cliched villain. A minor gripe but it goes quickly downhill from here.

The stuttering WILL get on your nerves, trust me. Doing it a few times is fine, but repeatedly doing it makes me think you're having a stroke. In Viktor's case he got electrocuted with a paralytic spell, so I DO understand the cause - but you will get annoyed by how often it is used.

Viktor being a snitch? Say it ain't so. Karen Viktor gotta be tamed.

You will notice with these pooner stories is that they LOVE using 'manhandling'. It's a curious tell, but you will notice it more and more if you pay attention. Their female socialization doesn't clock it, but it will if you're as much as a sperg as I am.

Why are they feeling shame? They clearly love doing this. Don't bait us with the 'shame' thing when they never mentally or physically feel it. Spare us. This is really just a fic of lesbians fucking each other, but LARPing as males. You know how it goes.

Also, Viktor having greasy hair? He would never. Just because you're too fat to bathe and walk doesn't mean pretty boy here doesn't use shampoo. He keeps his armour in tiptop shape, you keep 'greasy' out of your goddamn mouth.

"He's so horny he's hysterical" - Mm, must be that testosterone going into overdrive.

Gross. Best hope it wasn't stale, then you'd be Bear Grylls. Viktor should've used Listerine afterwards - you don't know what that pooner juice tastes like. Testosterone, sweat and a fuckton of ass hair. Eugh.

Jayce hitting an assistant by 'accident' with his inventions does sound like something his LoL counterpart would do. He's like Homelander in that iteration. But from the drawing (that I'll link afterwards), this is Arcane Jayce, who's far more of a goofy sweetheart. I doubt he'd do it by 'accident'.

1. I can actually see Jayce do that as a frat boy joke and being surprised it takes off
2. I have had enough with these fics treating the clit as a cock. They are not the same. When you use it, I (mistakenly) think you're writing about males when you are not. Pooners love using male language and genitalia to describes themselves; by their own admission it makes them feel more whole in their 'male' gendered bodies. Either way, it's fucking stupid. Just stick to clit. I will always automatically correct it to that, anyways.

Enough. It's not a cock. And you are going to get annoyed as fuck at how often Viktor sobs - I swear to God, you'll want to crack your teeth on a brick.


Ladies, you ever had your genitalia compared to plucking a guitar? Well now you have. I've read some weird descriptions but that absolutely takes me out of the 'steaminess' and makes me want to smoke a cigarette to clear my mind (I don't smoke).

If you wrote a man plucking a woman's cunt, even in a Reader fic, you'd get mocked. You would if you published it on the mass market. You'd be mocked by BookTok or YouTube reviewers for how stupid it sounds. But if you're a pooner, you get a pass.

What length? You mean going down the length of his labia? Because it ain't a cock, retard. Plus, 'hard and wet for himself' sounds and reads dumb. Pooners love playing word games, making you think their little 'trans' character is actually a dude, until you get hit with sentences like these. If the clit is hard, so be it. But it ain't a cock x2.

"Giving up and going stupid" - I'll say. And he cries a FUCKING LOT. It almost makes me want to give him a box of tissues.

1. Why do you feel ashamed? You started this when you made that paralytic arcane tech.
2. Eh, he does go that far in the LoL lore. So why is this a problem?

Viktor cries so much it easily grinds my gears. I have always hated characters that cry too much, be it sex related or not. Shut up and do something about it! In his case, all Viktor does is cry. I get he's been electrocuted and you lose control of your motor functions - but come on. Shut up already!

'Fucked out moan' - yeah that fits.

Ouch. Clips those nails, Jayce.

I eventually just started highlighting how often Viktor cries. It gets so ridiculous my eyes almost rolled back into my head like 'sobbing, cumming' Viktor here. Oh, and btw, doing the, 'P-p-p-p-pplease' makes me think you sound like Simple Jack.

1. STOP FUCKING SOBBING
2. Screaming that loud? And Jayce's eardrums don't bleed? Impressive.

Again with the vagina 'plucking' like an instrument. Can be play 'In the Fire and Flames'?

I love it when pooners are always reminded to 'lie back and take it' instead of being a 'man' and take the initiative. Also, drink's on me for that sobbing again.

1. That is not a cock, good LORD
2. AAAAAAAAAAAGH STOP FUCKING CRYING I WILL TOSS SCALDING HOT TEA ON YOUR GODDAMN FACE

I dunno, having teeth catch on your clit when it has more nerve endings than a cock sounds painful. I do agree on Viktor being fucked stupid - he hasn't done anything but cry. There's less crying in rape fics, for fuck's sake.

Pooners are only good for BJs, news at 11.


Again with that language making you think Jayce is a man. He's fucking Viktor with a three inch clit. How...hot.

Hope he heads to the car wash to get that cleaned off. Imagine the smell. I mean, there's a line where there's so much ejaculate the ground has turned to mud. Hopefully you got a blow dryer.

Ah, there's that snark. Bit pointless since all Viktor did was cry and bitch and moan for a three inch cock - erm, clit. Very hot. I get that your motor function is severely impacted while electrocuted, but come the fuck on. Also, Viktor at that point is pretty much machine. He's heavy. Unless, of course, he isn't because he's on a tiny pooner body...? Mmm, almonds are activated.

The sex talk would be far better without the stuttering and crying. That's the only thing I can get out of it. If the oral was on actual men, it wouldn't be posted here unless the incessant crying was there also. Stop telling on yourselves, ladies.

Here is the art for this fic.

Spoiler

Do not be fooled. Jayce is also a pooner in this. Note the mastectomy scars.

A comment from a fan and friend of this clique, netcrow (who does draw quite well, until it gets to the pooner shit):

Yeah...except that's all he does. Sob and stutter like Simple Jack. You cannot convince me otherwise.

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This next one is a short one before I get into the crazier shit. This is another T4T fic, and was written for ArcaneFans4Gaza. Because nothing will help Gazans than by exporting GloboHomo when Tel Aviv is right next door.

Link to fic. Archive.

Spoiler

You will be forgiven if you thought Jayce was male. But since this was written to help sandniggers in need, the pooner has to conflate male bodies with female ones. don't worry, this confusion will be wiped away soon.

Ah, I can see who's using the T and who isn't. And wow, did Jayce get a horse's tongue? Sticking it all the way to the back of someone else's throat is impressive.


Pooners don't have broad shoulders, nice try. And they're usually clocked by how small their wrists are. They only wish they could look like Jayce. Even Pooner Kratos doesn't look like him.

> Thick digits
You cosplaying as CaseOh?

Minor note: Viktor doesn't have supple thighs. He's got thin legs due to his illness. But hey, have some pussy eating for Gaza. Fun! That'll help them win the war and make Netanyahu look like a fool.

A comment:

I must be a sociopath. I felt nothing out of this but boredom.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

What does the LGD tag stand for? It doesn't look like it's a reference to this Chinese condiment brand, or this Chinese E-Sports Team.

A quick look at the fics tagged with it implies it stands for "Lesbians Getting Dicked"

 

[JesusChristDenton]

What does the LGD tag stand for? It doesn't look like it's a reference to this Chinese condiment brand, or this Chinese E-Sports Team.

A quick look at the fics tagged with it implies it stands for "Lesbians Getting Dicked"

I genuinely thought it had something to do with "Living Gasm Drive", which is your typical Furfag islamic content fetish shit.

 

[Anondorf]

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I was thinking about it today, how back in the day I would come across stories where the author in the notes mention how their parents found or know about their fics, and it's always cringe, especially when the author is trying to shoo them away for everyone to see. Never saw any of them claim their parents were supportive about it, but it was the closest to self-awareness most of them would get.

Having said that, parents should totally be more aware of their child's antics online, and that includes their fanfic habits. It's worrisome if there's teenagers writing this shit, it's even more concerning if they're reading the shit the crazy adults (if that) are publishing and it gives them ideas.

 

[Petrusha the White]

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That's straight outta 2005. Can't believe it was published in 2024, like I literally do not believe it.

I was thinking about it today, how back in the day I would come across stories where the author in the notes mention how their parents found or know about their fics, and it's always cringe, especially when the author is trying to shoo them away for everyone to see. Never saw any of them claim their parents were supportive about it, but it was the closest to self-awareness most of them would get.

Having said that, parents should totally be more aware of their child's antics online, and that includes their fanfic habits. It's worrisome if there's teenagers writing this shit, it's even more concerning if they're reading the shit the crazy adults (if that) are publishing and it gives them ideas.

The only modern author (ok this happened back in 2017) I'm aware of who had their parents find out about their fics actually deleted all of them. Then they made a second account and reposted them. Actually I think they kept the G- and T-rated fics up on the first account and still occasionally post there? No idea if the parents still check that account, I've never seen any reference to it.
To my knowledge said author was already an adult in 2017 and the only reason their parents found out was because they were doxed, though. Back in the day it was mostly actual kids writing fic and then leaving them open on the shared family computer.

 

[Thiletonomics]

It turns out this ass transformation fic means literally turning into BUTTS, and not into donkeys:



Link / Archive

 

[Strawberry Milkshake]

It turns out this ass transformation fic means literally turning into BUTTS, and not into donkeys:

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Link / Archive

Think I rather read pooner porn fic than whatever the hell this is.

Also seeing this reminded me of another bizarre Three Houses fic,


Link|Archive

To sum it up, several male characters turn up missing meanwhile the female characters become futas, but I guess magic is involved because their minds get transferred to their new penis while a missing male character takes total control of the body.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

I was debating if this fits with Fanfiction Horrors or the Deviantart Horrors thread, but it's mostly writing so I suppose it fits this thread more.
Here are some fanfics from "Neoomnimon", a TFTG fetish autist who I've mentioned before in Kiwi Farms Reviews, mostly for having a server full of people who white knight CWC and A-Log the Farms before that was considered cool.

https://www.deviantart.com/neoomnimon/art/Dark-Defeat-Sonic-TF-TG-Robotification-830322134

https://www.deviantart.com/neoomnimon/art/Com-Dolphin-Drones-Sonic-Robotification-TF-MC-940079429

It's naturally what you'd expect, a story about some overpowered Eggman themed mary sue (because these people always seem to gravitate towards eggman for some reason) transforming and brainwashing various characters in the Sonic series. All from the mind of the average CWC simp.

 

[Petrusha the White]

I sure know that if I had a family member who died in a random terrorist attack then I'd really appreciate it if someone wrote an unfinished Kirk/Spock rape fanfic in tribute

 

[Gorillion others]