Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Xenomorph]

You just know he is gonna ROLL ON HIS DEALER

 

[BigUUUU]

Type an “N” in chat if you think Evil Eddies behind this, type an “N” in chat. You must be higher than me if you don’t think he don’t think he set this all up, my boy.

 

[2ndBest]

You just know he is gonna ROLL ON HIS DEALER

I can imagine him during his withdrawal hallucinating being at a computer and losing it all again and again. Too bad prisons don't have public cameras, i'd like to see him flip his shit when he comes back to reality.

 

[Pooners Paradise]

Have to get a phone to him so we can watch him gamble on coin flips with ciggies.

 

[vanta pilled]

You guys and your stupid conspiracy theories about Evil Eddie calling the cops on bossman. You think an aussie has any influence in what Virginia police do? It's obvious Evil Eddie knew about ratAndrew's divorce and took advantage of that fact by bribing him to instigate a fight with Austin in order to get him jailed. Why? Well, with his shuffle deal over, Eddie knew he would go back to Stake and rack up the wins. He's gotta protect his business by any means necessary.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Cows like this are just depressing Hope his parents finally cut him off and out.

 

[2ndBest]

Have to get a phone to him so we can watch him gamble on coin flips with ciggies.

"NO DEWD! I owe Bubbles 5 packs now!"

 

[BigUUUU]

"NO DEWD! I owe Bubbles 5 packs now!"

“The fuck you laughing at, Carlos? Your tiny little shmeckle? Get banned, bitch! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

The Sonichu curse dictates that those that harbor the demon and go to jail will miraculously avoid any and all consequence and walk out a free man regardless of how heinous their crime is.

 

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The most important question: is Trapper okay?

 

[Xenomorph]

“The fuck you laughing at, Carlos? Your tiny little shmeckle? Get banned, bitch! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”

Inb4 shanked.

 

[orangutangwang11]

Need a gofundme for his bail

 

[vanta pilled]

None of these retard juicers are gonna send some boys to tap Bossman's kneecaps, so their agreements made over Discord/email/whatever literally don't mean shit. The only reason Bossman ever paid any of these juicers back was so he could get juiced more later. This RAT is never seeing those three banderooskis

It's a ratPonzi scheme. Pay off the old juicers with new juicers.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

If he hated his life before, His really gonna hate it now. The withdraws must be a pain to deal with.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Hope Diane is ok she is the main one who didn't want to kick him out and now that choice is out of her hands. Same for all of them, this caused a lot of trauma but the band aid should've been pulled a lot sooner.

 

[Vulkan]

I for one look forward to the stories of how he lost all his commissary playing dice in the cell block, can any juicers get him a 5 pack of ramen?

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Austin, you’ve actually done it. You’ve toppled Rekieta as the leading LOTY candidate. All it took was blowing through 200 grand in 20 hours and a battery charge, but you’ve actually managed to do it.

Any words on this fine accomplishment, Bossman?

“duuude i actually seriously did something stupid this time fuckkkkkkkk my life dude oh my god fuckkkkkkkk myyyyy liffedeeeeeee bro im going to just end it all dude fuckkkk bro fuckkk fuck fuckkkkkkkkjjj fyckkkkkkkkk”

Also, don’t worry Fatrickbros, there’s still 5 months left for him to be arrested for PPP fraud

 

[BigUUUU]

Inb4 shanked.

He died as he lived; telling complete strangers how he played with their Moms fat tits all night.

 

[Janusz z Gliwic]

I'll miss his spergouts. Hopefully he'll avoid all consequences and get back to gambling and fucking rats' moms.

 

[BigUUUU]

“Got a whole twenty and three cigarettes, we up fat boys”