Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Oh! No, looks like @Null has to find a new gambling schizophrenic faggot to fangirl over.

I always skipped them Bossmanjack segments on MATI because I didn't find him entertaining or funny.

Tldr : Just spam dumb autistic and MATI. Stay felted BMJ fanboys and fangirls :cunningpepe:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...
 
So I don't like to count my chickens before they hatch but is Bossman already a winner for lolcow of the year 2024, he had the disadvantage last time of his thread being made in August which probably hurt him and Rekieta's decline being so bad, also the fact that Nick Rekieta was a fixture of other big stories and figures on this forum such as the Maddox V dick lolsuit, dick's implosion, Ralph, the Kick vic saga and many more.

Bossman is probably going to get out on bail so he might be able to still have some funny moments.
 
I won but at what cost? Bossman why did you do this to us? You were so close to winning Lolcow of the Year.. I'm literally so sad now bros..
 
So I don't like to count my chickens before they hatch but is Bossman already a winner for lolcow of the year 2024, he had the disadvantage last time of his thread being made in August which probably hurt him and Rekieta's decline being so bad, also the fact that Nick Rekieta was a fixture of other big stories and figures on this forum such as the Maddox V dick lolsuit, dick's implosion, Ralph, the Kick vic saga and many more.

Bossman is probably going to get out on bail so he might be able to still have some funny moments.
Just wait.
The rail king bodycam footage is gonna drop soon.
I want bossman to win LOTY but I will NEVER doubt the Rail king's ability to have the most insane shit happen on a dime.
 
So I don't like to count my chickens before they hatch but is Bossman already a winner for lolcow of the year 2024, he had the disadvantage last time of his thread being made in August which probably hurt him and Rekieta's decline being so bad, also the fact that Nick Rekieta was a fixture of other big stories and figures on this forum such as the Maddox V dick lolsuit, dick's implosion, Ralph, the Kick vic saga and many more.

Bossman is probably going to get out on bail so he might be able to still have some funny moments.
He'll get cucked out of LOTY again. It's rigged.
 
How bad do you think his detox is going right now?
Probably not that bad, tbh. Assuming he's only doing what we're aware of, that is. Crack/cocaine does have withdrawals but they're pretty minor unless you're in the top 1% of crackheads going through 7g+ a day and/or IVing it every 20 minutes for days on end, being high constantly for an extended period of time with no comedowns. He'll likely have some serious anxiety, maybe be really tired for a day or 2, but honestly the "withdrawals" from gambling is probably worse in his case. Crack you pretty much withdraw from immediately, that's the "crash". After the crash wears off (hours, maybe a day or 2 at most) the worst you'll have is cravings, depression, that kind of thing. Still pretty shitty, but nothing compared to "real" WDs, like from opiates or especially benzos/alcohol. The gambling WDs will likely compound his anxiety, so he will be a mess, but it could be so so much worse.

If he's doing stuff we're not aware of all bets are off. Could be taking xanax all day or have a secret opiate/buprenorphine habit we don't know about. It's a possibility simply because most coke/crackheads are poly drug abusers, taking downers to take care of the crashes. For his sake I hope not.
 
Obviously it's funny that Bossman got his ass arrested, but I'm very sad that he's not going to be producing any more milk for us. Austin quickly became one of my favorite lolcows I've followed on this site; somebody else said it best, it felt like every other day he was completing an entire lolcow saga that would take any lesser cow months. In just the last month alone he had three different casino deals and kept getting kicked off of their platforms, got banned from Kick, lost hundreds of thousands of dollars, had legendary freakouts, destroyed hundreds if not over a thousand dollars worth of his own computer gear. It's incredible. I really need him to post bail so that he can come back and entertain us more.
 
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