Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Orc-Chud]

LMAO! Officer MOIST!

God loves Kino.

 

[A Little Bird]

At this point the dude should just make an account and refute the accusations directly. Surely the big, brained lawyer man would own the farms.

He's too much of a chicken-shit to face any of his problems head on, let alone confront anyone the Farms directly. See:

Nick isn't streaming because he's too much of pathetic little fucking pussy who avoids confrontation at all costs.

• He lacked the spine to stand up to Judge Fischer when it actually mattered for his client. He waited until after court to speak to her alone in an elevator like a faggot.
• He lacked the spine to stand up for HIMSELF when objecting to his bail bond, not even bothering to argue that he and his wife were not flight risks.
• He's only ever argued with people on stream while drunk and/or on coke, and even then he's a little pussy who tries to make it seem less adversarial by purporting to argue with some abstract third entity; see his struggle session with Sean where he tried to conflate him with the Farms.
• On those rare occasions where he DOES shit-talk someone, it's in DMs or behind his Locals paywall, and is therefore seen only to his biggest sycophants.
• Despite his alleged hardcore anti-government libertarianism, he gave away his 2nd Amendment rights as soon as the government actually came knocking, without as much as an objection in his arraignment, just so he wouldn't have to ask Crackets Sr. for another $5k allowance to get a bail bond. From "Don't Tread on Me!" to bootlicker in less than a fucking week.

He has everything a lawyer needs to provide zealous advocacy to their clients. Except the zeal, the advocacy, or (with the exception of himself) any fucking clients. I bet the little weasel is probably sitting alone in his basement reading this thread right now, wishing he had the balls to stand up for himself in public as he gazes longingly into an empty bottle. But he doesn't, he'd melt down as soon as people mocked him, a 6'2 man, for being given a black eye by an anorexic crack whore in her one moment of clear thought between the cocaine that she takes to wake up and the benzos she takes to go back to sleep.

Prove me wrong Nick, you fucking bitch.

Of course, he could EASILY blow me the fuck out harder than Aaron blew out Kayla's cervix at any time just by replying to that post of mine and pointing out that he did, in fact, stream. But again, that'd require Nick to be a man who can confront people, not an adolescent trapped in a balding, middle-aged body.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It feels strange knowing that Nick follows this thread more actively than I do if only because he doesn't have off topic threads to look at on occasion.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

My favorite part is how according to Nick's ex-boyfriend Aaron, he sometimes flips his shit while reading his thread and starts punching himself. I really hope that's on the bodycam footage. Maybe he even has a few BMJ-style holes in the wall from past tard rages.

Nick is free to correct the record on any of this via signing up and replying to my message or another shower text to Null.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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Lol he must sit reading his thread all day to come out with that so quick.
And you know if he hadn't proved that his word isn't worth shit I'd be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt.
But this faggot has lied so many times and lies to easily his word is dogshit.

A denial from Balldo is less than worthless. Unless someone can confirm that there's no reason to trust him.

The previous 2 cps cases against us prior to our arrest were thrown out." Buddy, when you have that many cps cases, you are doing something wrong. What a defense.

Exactly.
You know how many times we've had CPS called on us?
ZERO.
I'd be fucking ashamed to ever show my face if we had.
The very fact the Balldo's have had CPS called on them multiple times, the final time ending with them losing their kids and their 8 year old testing positive for coke says it all about the failure that is Nick Rekieta.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick is such a scorned ex girlfriend.

He keeps messaging Josh, but why? I assume he doesn't actually respond to Nick's messages, and Nick has to know everything he sends him is just going to get plastered here to get picked apart anyway.

Because Nick misses our soft eyed doggo. He wants him back, and he cannot think straight when texting him in the shower (that he's about to enter after taking his picture) because of it. He's crying wishing they never broke up by the refusal to put on the testicular torture device.

Nick really needs to let him go. It's starting to get embarrassing.

 

[Hex Cat]

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You don't get to call anyone else retarded if you've been arrested for doing drugs around your kids and on of them tests positive for use.
I don't make the rules

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Rekieta will be on the killreport soon

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oh great, a pillpopping babbling wigger and a coked out drunkard, yelling about how "CHRIST IS KANG!", "FUK THOS KIWIKARENS" and "FUK YU BISH, ERIC JULY DID EVERYTHING!", followed by one or both of them passing out on stream. this should be good.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

oh great, a pillpopping babbling wigger and a coked out drunkard, yelling about how "CHRIST IS KANG!", "FUK THOS KIWIKARENS" and "FUK YU BISH, ERIC JULY DID EVERYTHING!", followed by one or both of them passing out on stream. this should be good.

I am more interested in the logistics. What happens when two cursed people interact? Does it multiple the curse? Negate it temporarily?

 

[Procrastinhater]

think Nick could've got out of this without prison time, I think Nick will get prison time. His O.D.D compulsion to be such an obstinate smug asshole will be his undoing and he will end up pissing off anyone who could offer him mercy.

Nick is the sort of person whose spoiled lifestyle ruined him. If he'd grown up without a silver spoon up his ass, maybe "in the ghetto" like he claimed, that smug arrogant prick attitude would have been beaten out of him. People like Nick learn to watch that attitude in the environment he claimed to have grown up in. Because he was a coddled fag that hung around with girls probably because the guys couldn't stand him he never learned that his faggy obstinate childishness will fuck him when he needs to be liked the most because people enjoy seeing guys like him, guys that mistreat their kids and act like they're above everything, eat shit.
There are few things more amusing to see than narcissistic injury and the way it makes the sped act out.

 

[thebigdream]

Just put the child down if you can't handle it and walk away. If you don't, bad things might happen.

It was in the context of being tired and exhausted and not being able to put a baby to bed.

I mean, that's not bad advice - you absolutely should put the baby down for a few minutes or give it to your partner if you're getting overly frustrated. But I agree it does potentially indicate that he learned it the hard way.

 

[RotPockets]

I am more interested in the logistics. What happens when two cursed people interact? Does it multiple the curse? Negate it temporarily?

Two negatives equal a positive, for the thread.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Yes, it's certainly surprising that a police department would acknowledge a federal holiday. Take your pills, grandpa.

It is genuinely surprising, because amerimutt government have been dismantling american identity for years, and lately have been flying niggerfaggot pride flags on their buildings.

And then they added lgbt flag between them.

 

[Rage Pig]

Gunt is prepared.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

"I'm monogamous, I'm monogamous," I insist as I slowly lick another dude's ear.

He said he's aggressively monogamous. The licking of another dude's ear is the aggressive part, duh. It's just so WEIRD and FUNNY that you might think otherwise.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

I am more interested in the logistics. What happens when two cursed people interact? Does it multiple the curse? Negate it temporarily?

Just as the dimensions are now merging, will these two merge like a bad teleporter accident episode?

 

[Oxyjen]

Just as the dimensions are now merging, will these two merge like a bad teleporter accident episode?

Nick’s skeleton, with the gunt’s uh.. gunt.

 

[Vibralldo]

Gunt is prepared.
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We need this interview to happen, Jesus Christ

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What happens when two cursed people interact?

This may open some portals.
I would suggest keeping anyone you love close.
Form a circle of protection and pray.
If you have a Sonichu medallion in your possession, it is too late for you.

 

[There She Glows]

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It is genuinely surprising, because amerimutt government have been dismantling american identity for years, and lately have been flying niggerfaggot pride flags on their buildings.

And then they added lgbt flag between them.

Where on earth is the political autism rating for the Rekieta board?