Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[guntigo]

balldo, get off the internet, you're not funny. you're speedrunning yourself into being the next ethan ralph.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Don't listen to the incels. Get in the ring Lord of Chaos. You got this! Be Neo taking down a bunch of Agent Smiths.

 

[RotPockets]

You faggots do know we have an Ethan Ralph thread right?

We have jannies too, so maybe stop pretending you are one crybaby faggot.

 

[GoudaChris]

Don't listen to the incels. Get in the ring Lord of Chaos. You got this! Be Neo taking down a bunch of Agent Smiths.

 

[feral cat #6385]

You remember how good things were before page 950.... You can fix this Nick. We just have to hear your side of the story. In your own words....

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Is he going on with Ralph or no?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is he going on with Ralph or no?

Rekieta asked him to reschedule but Ralph drunk as shit insists on pushing forward

 

[feral cat #6385]

Is he going on with Ralph or no?

He should come on with us, his true fans. What better way to clear his good name.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

TimeLife Music Presents: The Nick Rekieta Body Cam Collection
This 57 CD collection contains some of Nick's all time classics like:
-I Know My Fucking Rights
-Let Me See the Fucking Warrant
-(Bottles Clattering)
-Mr. Policeman My Clothes are Smelly
And so many more...

Surely you meant "Let the warrants hit the floor"

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Thread stop sucking CPS's cock. They are a net evil in society. This is one of the rare cases where they were doing their Job rather than harassing good people based off of busy bodies. My wife and I have had to deal with CPS twice, once when a former therapist reported us because we switched therapists and our child engaged in self harm, she blamed us for switching therapists. The next was when the same child lied outright about me to her psychologist and psychiatrist. The psychologist was seeing another one of our children and had realized the lie so didn't report it. The psychiatrist did report it. Both cases were closed after one meeting with the CPS agent, I found out about the lie during my interview. I'm still trying to forgive my own child. Nick is scum but the 2009 case was likely nothing. I know most of you want to believe Nick that he didn't change but he clearly has. He was a decent man, he is not anymore.

In short CPS in most cases (I believe it's something like 70%?) is just wrong and is being weaponized against good people. Consider that in Washington, Oregon, and Washington (at least) you can get CPS called and your children taken for not affirming their gender. Stop looking at any state entity as good, they are not, they hate you and want to destroy you so long as they get paid to do it.

Obligatory Fuck the Rekieta's, but also fuck CPS in most cases.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I personally prefer human fleshlight. It's more degrading. She's lower than dirt.

"Sentient Fleshlight" is another good variation as well. I don't wanna call them "human" if I don't have to.

 

[Lubby Smith]

(This came from Twitter, so I can't guarantee its authenticity)

Edit: Disregard, it was a gayop.

 

[AnOminous]

My favorite part is how according to Nick's ex-boyfriend Aaron, he sometimes flips his shit while reading his thread and starts punching himself.

What a complete fag. You ever wish you could punch someone through their computer screen? Well, Nick will do it for you himself.

Punch yourself you fucking monkey.

 

[DuranceVile]

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Hope it's nothing wrong with his kids- oh wait, he wouldn't even know would he?

Did Kayla stumble out of her Star Trek haze or something?

 

[Butwhythough2]

BMJ is gunning for that lolcow of the year Baldoman, you better step your game up. He wants it bad enough where he's willing to beat his family while smoking crack. Step it up Rekieta.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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What medical issues, he can't even see his kids.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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That looks like his previous private medical issue announcement from months ago. Like, verbatim.

ETA: This is a tweet from months ago. Nick didn’t have a show scheduled for tonight anyway.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm surprised none of the Locals weirdos made it here. When they weren't busy swapping lewds, they liked to litter every conversation with pills, government and bad mental health takes. I guess we just weren't their cup of tea, aww shucks.

There was a huge influx of older accounts with hardly any messages in the thread following the arrest shitting up the place. Likely Rekieta fans who made accounts back when he was still friendly with the farms, but didn't stick around.

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Lame! Retard is assblasted he revealed he's still ritualistically reading the thread.

 

[DuranceVile]

That looks like his previous private medical issue announcement from months ago. Like, verbatim.

Was kind of hoping we'd at least get an under ten minute stream of him announcing he has to leave, while he stares daggers into the corner demon.

 

[Desktop User2]

That looks like his previous private medical issue announcement from months ago. Like, verbatim.

ETA: This is a tweet from months ago. Nick didn’t have a show scheduled for tonight anyway.

Yeah, Ralph just said he´s still on in an hour. But then again, he´s completely fucked, dropping his stream, slurring... he better get his nigger dancing groove on.