Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vernon Dozier]

So if it goes to trial April is going to have to admit to the cocaine despite currently enjoying the balldo. What will it do the relationship, could Nick convince her to perjure herself?

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[anionfarflung]

Hold up. Binger?
Any relation to Thomas Binger? Because that would be FUNNY and WEIRD.

Ha ha someone finally said something about it.

The married name of Carmen's sister / Kayla's cousin (with whom she traded off babysitting duties in the past) is Rachel Scharafanow. That was causing a Rittenhouse-shaped itch in my head until I finally googled it up: Corey Chirafisi - so kinda similar but not really. Rachel (Binger) Chirafisi would have been really funny.

(Though technically "Ch" is pronounced like a k in Italian, not like sh.)



White-women-fucking-dogs jokes aside, I love dogs and think this is kind of sweet.

 

[Lord of Kiwis]

after watching Nick’s answers to questions about his Kids in interview, as a new father I’d like to say a hearty fuck you, Nick. You don’t miss them, you don’t care. You never have. You always complained about everything to do with your kids.
Boo hoo, I don’t want to go to a Christmas pageant. You couldn’t be happier they’re gone. Fuck you.

Also after getting caught up I’ll take a second to do a minor power level. Like Rekieta’s kids, I also was raised homeschooled and going to Christian co-ops. There is 0 way those kids know what drug addiction looks like. They are rich and in a Christian community. None of their friend’s families have drug addicts. They probably wouldn’t even seriously consider their parents being on drugs unless it genuinely slapped them in the face. And if they did, they would lie to CPS 100% of the time. That’s what any kid who had relatively normal parents until a year ago would do. They’d lie and hope that this would stop the madness, but they don’t want to never see their parents again.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@AnOminous @AltisticRight

Nick has a bad habit of equivocating badly and bringing up shit no one accused him of, but later proves to be true. During the Potentially Criminal/ Sean freak out, the thread was calling Nick neglectful and endangering his children by getting drunk off his ass and driving them 4 hours later. Nick brought up beating his kids for no reason. The entire thing seems more suspect now. A few of us (@Captain Manning) pointed out how controlling Nick is with basically strangers and how bad he must be with people irl. Nick has to get the last word and he has a compulsion to correct the record despite crying how he doesn’t care about his public image.

I could believe that Nick is physically abusive to anyone he could physically dominate. Him going frothing at Sean makes me think it’s believable. He gleefully admitted trying to embarrass his oldest, he tried to spin it as wholesome, but at this point I think Nick is just playing mind games with the kids who realized their dad isn’t worth admiring.

That 16 y/o could probably take him. If not now, soon and eventually.

Had a person I knew with an insufferable child. They never did anything about him, and not he is 16 and physically too big for her to wrangle. Sad consequence of not dealing with it when he was small.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
How much did he pay for the Mustang? Was it 70K or 90K? A guy I know is actually into cars and is trying to do a summer trip to buy some cars from some old guys in MN and WI. You can actually get a few late 10’s sports cars for 70K second hand. You could get a fucking R8 or a DB9 for the amount he paid for a shitty Mustang.

It would have been at least 90k IMO. Nick has no taste in anything and has no hobbies. He didn't want a good car. I doubt he likes driving. He just wanted to spend alot of money but not too much money. He also lacks impulse control and didn't want to wait which is why he bought it in the middle of winter (which was also insane).

Nick has the mentality of the worst "rich kid" in High School but he is in his 40s.

Contemporary sources that fed into the OP quoted over 100k USD.

When he was pretending to be gay? So it was to see GUYS naked. Got it.

If someone has to constantly state they love their wife, chances are they don't love their wife.

He even had a single diamond stud in the right ear.

I believe the laundry was located close to or in the drug den room. So their target of opportunity to do laundry was most likely limited. And I assume 5 kids would generate a fuckload of laundry.

The laundry room location is according to Kino Casino. Can anyone verify the layout of the house? Perhaps we should make a map of the floorplan to go with the bodycam footage.

I’m 99.9% sure the master closet is connected to the laundry room.

There is an archived real estate listing in the OP that should have the layout. I know it was discussed here that the children's could not do laundry because it was in the master bedroom area, and I always took it for granted the posters knew what they were talking about.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Aaron is a dumb cuck who was fine with unlimited degenerate weekend fun, but wasn't going to buy a house from Nick, put April's name on that house or go along with Kayla's co-parenting dreams.

Does it could as cuckoldry if you're wife swapping? I mean, I'm going to look at you as though you're a cuck, but there's a qualitative difference between inviting the young niggers to come around and bang your wife while you serve them snacks, and letting somebody else bang your wife while you bang theirs. Both things are shameful, but one is significantly more shameful than the other.

But this gives me a little bit of respect for Aaron. Sure, he might have embraced the Balldo and banged Gollum. He almost certainly sucked off Rekieta and they felched each other dry. But I appreciate that he was insistant that this might be a brief weekend hobby and he wasn't going to buy Rekieta's unwanted hovel and he definitely wasn't putting that tramp's name on the property deed. If she's sufficiently fickle that she'll suck another man's cock while you're married to her, it's only a matter of time before she turns up lawyered up, all ready to bleed you for whatever you're worth.

You have to suspect that Aaron instinctively figured this out. "She's fucking that lawyer, and NOW she wants her name on the property deed? What could possibly go wrong?" And it's not often that people say no to Rekieta. Aside from Josh, do we have another example of somebody blowing him out? I can't think of one.

 

[Lubby Smith]

If the kids honestly didn't know about the drug use before, they sure as shit know about it now.

They also know it's why cops raided their house and took mom and dad to jail in handcuffs. And they know it's why they have to live with grandma and grandpa and can only see mom and dad in some facility while being monitored.

"Was it worth it?" - Cancer Man

On an unrelated note, Kayla still doesn't have a lawyer in the criminal case. All that talk during the stream about the delicate nature of balancing the parallel CPS case and criminal case only applies to Nick, apparently. Nick gets to have a lawyer advising him on the criminal case and negotiating with the prosecutor, while Kayla is only allowed Nick's informal, self-serving advice. What a shyster.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It would have been at least 90k IMO. Nick has no taste in anything and has no hobbies. He didn't want a good car. I doubt he likes driving. He just wanted to spend alot of money but not too much money. He also lacks impulse control and didn't want to wait which is why he bought it in the middle of winter (which was also insane).

Nick has the mentality of the worst "rich kid" in High School but he is in his 40s.

Should have just gotten a used car luxary car and spent the difference getting it worked on. An Audi convertible, an Alfa Romeo (really anyone from 2015-2019 could be bought relatively cheaply), or really any Porsche 911 from 2008-2016.

Those are all good status symbol cars. Why the fuck would you ever choose a modern Mustang? The ride sucks. Even a higher end BMW is a better ride.

I want to know who the fuck told him a Mustang is good. I doubt it was Branca as Branca seems to actually know cars and motorcycles. I beat it was that retard Camelot, if it wasn’t Nick wanting to prove he’s black.

 

[Captain Manning]

A few of us (@Captain Manning) pointed out how controlling Nick is with basically strangers and how bad he must be with people irl. Nick has to get the last word and he has a compulsion to correct the record despite crying how he doesn’t care about his public image.

Everyone wants to see the body cam to judge the state of the house (as do I), but another reason I would like to see it is to judge how he tries to control people IRL, and see how different it is. If at all. My suspicion, based on the police report, is that he's just as controlling an asshole IRL too.

BTW, acting the way he does online is one thing, but doing it to law enforcement IRL seems like a good way to get beaten, shot, and/or arrested.

Nick considers what he does "alpha," but I have always felt there is a difference between being assertive and being belligerent, cringe, and stupid. Certainly you should keep your fucking mouth shut in LE encounters, but puffing up your chest and acting all the badass, or throwing a tantrum, seems totally counterproductive to helping your situation.

Does it could as cuckoldry if you're wife swapping?

That's a question I've wondered myself too. If they were wife swapping, and Aaron is a cuck, I would think that would make Nick one too. It logically follows.

Unless you believe that Nick fucked April, but Aaron didn't fuck Kayla.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Should have just gotten a used car luxary car and spent the difference getting it worked on. An Audi convertible, an Alfa Romeo (really anyone from 2015-2019 could be bought relatively cheaply), or really any Porsche 911 from 2008-2016.

Those are all good status symbol cars. Why the fuck would you ever choose a modern Mustang? The ride sucks. Even a higher end BMW is a better ride.

I want to know who the fuck told him a Mustang is good. I doubt it was Branca as Branca seems to actually know cars and motorcycles. I beat it was that retard Camelot, if it wasn’t Nick wanting to prove he’s black.

What you're saying makes sense, however you have to approach it from the Nickers mindset and keep in mind a few facts around the purchase of the rustang:

-He was at the time looking to get different, nicer cars (I think a corvette?, don't remember specifics, only that they weren't shitty rustangs), however due to his wigger nature and these nicer cars having wait lists he went for the rustang because Nickers wants his expensive toy NOW NOW NOW!.

-Like a true white bread ass nigga, Nickers thinks status lies sorely on a price tag, it's why he's paid for hundreds of thousands worth of shitty art.

-Buying used and getting it worked on would go against what Nickers considers as status and his patience both, a real RICH MAN buys new, doesn't look at the price tag (or so Nickers thinks) and doesn't get told to wait for shit, car repairs are for the POORS who drive some shitty OLD BEATER.

-This point is from personal experience, but this pansy ass could not handle an Alfa 4C, he would wrap it around a tree in 3 seconds while shitting his pants, you can hear every single noise the car makes and it's surprisingly agile for how small of an engine it packs. It also doesn't look all that nice on the inside (italian cost cutting meaning the phone charger is an USB cable dangling from the front, for example) so he could not show it off while livestreaming.

The bathroom has two sinks

Just two? what a broke ass nigga, I would expect at least five for someone who has trust fund money.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Trying to assemble the pictures into a virtual walkthrough.

There's a separate entrance for the garage. I assume the glass door was the one the cops battered down.


Inside view. Stairway on the right leads to the Coom Vault level.



The LOLCOWS Cope Kitchen is right next to the front door.


I'm having a hard time understanding the layout of the master bedroom. The Laundry area seems to be part of a massive walk in closet.



The bathroom has two sinks (picture not attached). But I don't see a door.

 

[anionfarflung]

-This point is from personal experience, but this pansy ass could not handle an Alfa 4C

But Top Gear already picked one out for him:

 

[Not Who You Think]

What's more strange to me is the state of the house. I may not know my parents are cocaine addicts or the extent of them being involved with "Mr. Aaron and Ms. April," but I'd know in the last year or two that my house had become a horrific pigsty that could barely be walked through. Or that we used to eat dinner as a family at a dining table, but now we haven't cleaned the table in a year or regularly had home cooked meals together. If everything going on with the condition of the household didn't strike the eldest as abnormal, then it suggests Kayla and Nick were always terrible parents.

According to Aaron, the kids were concerned enough about the fighting in the house and knew enough to call the Imholtes to talk them down, messaging them on Facebook and such. If they contacted the Imholtes over other family in the area, that would be very telling as to the children's mindset, how much they knew, and how they tried to avoid further trouble.

Also, in the course of research for my Kayla post, it is revealed that one of their kids lies to his friends about wearing dirty clothes. Kayla was at one point more concerned than Nick about general cleanliness, though the dishonesty of their son just seems funny to them.

Our Son Lies: (edit) this was in November 2022

Nick offers Kayla a drink from a glass in his studio. Kayla doesn't trust Nick that the glass is clean and this leads into a story about their son. Their son (age 11 at the time) lied to his friend about wearing dirty clothes because he hates changing them. They laugh and Nick still insists that the glass is clean.

So, at least one of the kids likely didn't mind filth and is okay with lying to others about it while the others (according to legal record) complained of being unclean and unfed.

 

[keke]

His rant on why the nanny was buying $3000 of snacks is extra sinister now we know in 2023 there were already reports about the kids being hungry and in dirty clothes. So curious on what she has to say.

 

[Chibitzen]

His rant on why the nanny was buying $3000 of snacks is extra sinister now we know in 2023 there were already reports about the kids being hungry and in dirty clothes. So curious on what she has to say.

Maybe preparing to blame her for the food situation since it was a whinge session about her poor shopping habits. Edit: Aaron said it wasn't $3K in snacks, it was including groceries and that they had some really good snacks.

 

[Oxyjen]

He was at the time looking to get different, nicer cars (I think a corvette?, don't remember specifics, only that they weren't shitty rustangs), however due to his wigger nature and these nicer cars having wait lists he went for the rustang because Nickers wants his expensive toy NOW NOW NOW!.

Guaranteed he’d have been looking at the Dodge Charger Hellcat. The ultimate pimp daddy “hood car.
But he had to get the Vanilla Ice version of it: the rustang.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If the kids honestly didn't know about the drug use before, they sure as shit know about it now.

They also know it's why cops raided their house and took mom and dad to jail in handcuffs. And they know it's why they have to live with grandma and grandpa and can only see mom and dad in some facility while being monitored.

"Was it worth it?" - Cancer Man

On an unrelated note, Kayla still doesn't have a lawyer in the criminal case. All that talk during the stream about the delicate nature of balancing the parallel CPS case and criminal case only applies to Nick, apparently. Nick gets to have a lawyer advising him on the criminal case and negotiating with the prosecutor, while Kayla is only allowed Nick's informal, self-serving advice. What a shyster.

Kayla has representation listed now, at least for the criminal family matter.

Edited to correct info.

 

[A Little Bird]

Kayla has representation listed now, at least for the criminal matter.

Where are you seeing this? No certificate of representation has been filed in her case yet.

 

[There She Glows]

My husband had never used or been around hard drug users, except at a distance. (Bums on the streets, weirdos in bars) Several times I spotted people working under him a meth heads within one minute of interacting with them. He had spent two weeks working and just thought they talked a lot. My accuracy on spotting the druggie was proven 100%, he just had not been around them enough to spot it.

Are you by any chance married to Hank Hill?

 

[MudPeople]

Trying to assemble the pictures into a virtual walkthrough.

There's a separate entrance for the garage. I assume the glass door was the one the cops battered down.
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Inside view. Stairway on the right leads to the Coom Vault level.
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The LOLCOWS Cope Kitchen is right next to the front door.
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I'm having a hard time understanding the layout of the master bedroom. The Laundry area seems to be part of a massive walk in closet.
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The bathroom has two sinks (picture not attached). But I don't see a door.
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Informative.
Correct me if I'm wrong. According to police report Aprila nd Kayla were in the kitchen whenthey busted th door in? There's a window lookingoout to the front door area, they must be able to see the cops. Makes the girl answering the door look worst. Although the girl might have gone to the door out od curiosity while her mome and side-mom hid in the kitchen?

 

[JustStopDude]

They are rich and in a Christian community. None of their friend’s families have drug addicts.

If it was just poor, urban people abusing drugs, the US illicit drug trade wouldn't be so massive.

I hate to break it to you, but the average opioid addict has a lot of spending money and lives in the burbs.