Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Attention-seeking has-been who calls herself “E Jean Carrol” sued Trump civilly for allegedly assaulting her about 1000 years ago in a high end clothing store changing room which she willingly entered with him for some unknown reason. A very Dem jury decided it was true because of course it was, because they hate Trump.

Honestly I didn’t want to vote for the guy in 2016 (I didn’t vote) but the more shit like this they pull, the more I want to go pull that rope. Let’s watch these people seethe!

I seriously think you lot should just elect him in.

He will serve another 4 years, then he won’t be able to run again.

Congress will easily be able to prevent him doing anything especially heinous or retarded.

Then the democrats have another 4 years to lock Biden in a crooked old folks home and find a credible candidate.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Anyone who's ever been in the Manhattan Bergdorf's knows just how unlikely her story was, even setting aside her apparent emotional instability. But it was a Dem jury, and a civil one, lots easier to get the verdict you want, since they're already primed for it.

 

[Associate Rick]

Pat is now accusing Trump of raping a 13 year old girl.

Considering the circles Rick moves in you'd think that would be a plus for him.

 

[Something Awful]

Culinary Rick.



Yes, he was so proud of this (I guess) that he posted it twice.

 

[break these cuffs]

Culinary Rick.

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Yes, he was so proud of this (I guess) that he posted it twice.

Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

>It's supposed to be sunny side up but I hate runny eggs so scrambled it is.
What a faggot.

 

[Thé au lait]

I looked up the post relating to this, it's on page 297, how time flies!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11209985

God bless you! I really need to read more than just highlights lol

The obviously sex pest options should be clear. Get some personal info on a woman who’s getting drunk, pretend to know her, take her “home” and bam - Nikki’s your wife!

Oh man I would be FURIOUS if a bar I had been to later gave my identifying info to some random who wasn’t even there when I was. I’m not sure whether they’d be breaking the law or not but what a shitty thing to do. Definitely agree as well that sex pests could use that tactic to stalk women.

For those not aware, this is a common tactic and is why many places have laws against showing things like receipts

 

[Chinwaa]

I hate runny eggs

Just when I thought he couldn't get any lower Pat pulls out a shovel. Fucking retard.

 

[Judge Holden]

Funny how Pig of Rick is slop-posting again given how I myself have resurrected my now ancient Cajun food hobby, which is why along with my intricately detailed dreams of sexually violating fatrick I am now also considering how one would hypothetically process him into meat products I might throw into something like a Gumbo or Jambalaya or the weird ass Cajun Cassoulet thing I made last night. Like the sheer logistics in harvesting all the belly/thigh/arm/buttock/neck/grundle/forehead/foot/finger fat, and rendering it down into usable lard needs a fuckin focus group to figure out, let alone questions like whether his colon be too broken by years of pegging to be turned into decent chitlins or if throwing his jowels into the sausage mix might taint it with unwanted nigger cum overtones.....

My own personal projects aside, it seems my predictions he was no longer rimming biden like his pooper tasted of meatloaf were premature.

NO CHILD, YOU WILL NOT EXPECT OUR GLORIOUS PRESIDENT TO HAVE LESS THAN 20 HOURS SLEEP A DAY. THAT IS SIMPLY DELUSIONAL CHILD.

 

[Maude Snew]

Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.

Or someone trying to learn how to make a proper Omelette. That shit is not as easy as it looks.

 

[Judge Holden]

From seethe to cope, the pig dances like a ballerina made of Crisco

 

[FinnSven]

Or someone trying to learn how to make a proper Omelette. That shit is not as easy as it looks.

Just beat it nicely then pour it evenly into the pan and drop the heat to medium.
Then sprinkle your grated cheddar and such on top.

It’s not that hard, but easy to scorch the bottom.

Similar technique if you want sunny side up but don’t want the yolk runny. Crack it into a hot pan, then drop the heat right away.

Or just flip it for over easy.

Fatrick really is a fat turd. Have all of the parts of his brain dedicated to cooking just been devoted to pepperoni mastery?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

From seethe to cope, the pig dances like a ballerina made of Crisco
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The sheer number of things he's capable of being belligerently wrong about still astounds me.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This tweet is even funnier if you’ve heard the TRO hearing audio in which the judge smacks down Fat for not bringing any evidence or witnesses with him. Pat is such an epically self-owning moron.

 

[Maude Snew]

Just beat it nicely then pour it evenly into the pan and drop the heat to medium.
Then sprinkle your grated cheddar and such on top.

It’s not that hard, but easy to scorch the bottom.

Similar technique if you want sunny side up but don’t want the yolk runny. Crack it into a hot pan, then drop the heat right away.

Or just flip it for over easy.

Fatrick really is a fat turd. Have all of the parts of his brain dedicated to cooking just been devoted to pepperoni mastery?

How dare you insult the inventor of the Beef Unwellington?

I am at this very moment prepared to claim that his efforts into cooking are as much a crime against food as his efforts at writing are a crime against language in general.

Or his face is a crime against anybody who has the ability to see visible light.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.

Tell that to every Michelin-starred chef who has them on the menu and/or does tutorials for how to make them. (Gordon Ramsay’s is the best, BTW.)

When Pat says he doesn’t like “runny eggs,” I assumed he meant runny whites and just doesn’t know how to make sunny-side-up without breaking yolks. Protip: Once the whites are mostly set, put a scant teaspoon of water in the pan and pop the lid on. Any uncooked egg white will steam cook within a minute and the yolks will still be runny. You can leave them covered until the yolks are cooked through if for some crazy reason you want to miss out on gloriously silky egg yolk (great with steamed asparagus).

 

[Judge Holden]

How dare you insult the inventor of the Beef Unwellington?
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I am at this very moment prepared to claim that his efforts into cooking are as much a crime against food as his efforts at writing are a crime against language in general.
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Or his face is a crime against anybody who has the ability to see visible light.
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Front view fatrick never fails to ooze "keeps a childs corpse in the crawlspace as a fleshlight" energy whenever he appears

 

[Maude Snew]

runny whites

That's just a sore spot for him, okay?

 

[MajinGoku]

Does anyone have a screencap of the pigs spergouts on religion

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does anyone have a screencap of the pigs spergouts on religion

I’m too lazy to fetch them, but I think Pat imploring an atheist forum thread to help him argue with deists is even funnier. Pat had no idea how to counter the believers and was begging the thread to tell him what to say. He was hilariously roasted for it and did NOT take it well.