Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Terfatron]

Yeah, them eyelids are telling me a different story than "I'm not on painkillers"

 

[just lurking]

For fucks sakes anna how hard is it to do something with your hair so it's not in your face and showing everyone how unwashed it is. Braid it or something good lord.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

Why is she using that Mylar sheet? Wouldn’t heat retention potentially cause more swelling?

 

[Stop Gap]

For fucks sakes anna how hard is it to do something with your hair so it's not in your face and showing everyone how unwashed it is. Braid it or something good lord.

One of Anna's enduring talents is that her body is world-class disgusting, but she still finds a way to make us all pause and marvel at how gross her skin and hair are.

 

[multiverse]

Why is she using that Mylar sheet? Wouldn’t heat retention potentially cause more swelling?

It's probably to combat shock.

 

[Acceptable]

how long untill she starts drinking again while on these pain killers

 

[Hybrid Icing]

Do you ever think she really stopped?

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Bogliacci]

Yeah, them eyelids are telling me a different story than "I'm not on painkillers"

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Those glasses are so fucking disgusting. Who the fuck would ever pay money for those let alone wear them in public?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Recap Haul:
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Total $1,016

Intro $215
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Eloquii Printed Short Sleeve Button Up $90
ASOS DESIGN Curve pleated longline denim jorts in washed gray $48
Amazon EVEREST Signature Fanny Pack Black Parent $27
Amazon The Drop Women's Bertina Platform Slide $50

Look 1 $188
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SugarLips Marina Tropical Smocked Crop Top Curve $79
SugarLips Marina Tropical Tiered Maxi Skirt $109

Look 2 $95
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SugarLips Daphne Floral Dynamite Button Midi Dress $95

Look 3 $95
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SugarLips Milton Abstract Pismo Button Down Flutter Maxi Dress $95

Look 4 $119
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SugarLips Raylee Floral Wendy Smocked Midi Dress $119

Look 5 $105
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SugarLips Caribbean Crush Descanso Pleated Maxi Dress $105

Look 6 $90
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SugarLips Hot Rod Floral Monaco Tiered Maxi Dress $90

Look 7 $109
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SugarLips Francine Toile Sky Santana Tie Back Midi Dress $109

Its amazing how you take any of those looks, put it on her, and it instantly looks like shit.

Okay, I am totally ignorant on this particular matter, so medfag Kiwis? Educate my dumb ass.

When my cats have major dentals, or other surgical procedures, they get a long-acting Buprenorphine shot immediately post-op, which lasts about three days. For the first 24 hours, they're loopy as fuck (usually in a soppy, drunkstaggering, "I love you, Human. Have I told you how much I love you? Because I really, really love you" way), and I can still see it well into the second day.

So is there a version of that for humans, and would Anna be getting it? Because I can see her conveniently "forgetting" that when asked if she's on pain meds. If she hasn't had to pop a pill since she awoke from anesthesia, then to her mind she's not on any pain meds.

That said, I'm just, waiting for the inevitable crash. Because it will come.

There is an injectable version of buprenorphine, but it isn't used in humans for pain control typically. It's used for addiction treatment.

There isn't any depo-painkiller version in humans. It either has to be dosed every 12 hours, or it has to be a constant infusion like a morphine drip. Depo-painkillers in humans were never developed because of the risk of abuse, overdose, the ability for people to think they are less injured than they are (such as what we are seeing here), etc...

 

[GenociderSyo]

Next Surgery already booked for August.

 

[multiverse]

Next Surgery already booked for August.
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Get them deposits before they leave the medical spa, Dr. Schyster!

 

[Potatis Salad]

That smaller side bed was for the nurse to sleep on. Most outpatient plastic surgery (and similar) offices require patients to have a nurse with you for the first 24 hours after surgery. This is to help patients get around physically and also in case of emergency (blood clot, stroke, etc) to avoid legal liability.

The most stomach-churning thing so far in this whole disgusting arc: the thought of being forced to sleep next to Anna as part of my job. Imagine the night farts.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Its amazing how you take any of those looks, put it on her, and it instantly looks like shit.

In this case they all look shit on the model as well. Seriously, tiered dresses need to go somewhere to die already.

 

[Barbarella]

I think the drugs are wearing off in her last video, which is why she suddenly appears tired.

I’ve never in my life heard of an RN (or even LVN) sleeping next to a patient. Don’t forget, Tracie was there; I think the bed was for her. Legal liability was signed away, and there is no malpractice involved for a doctor or nurse not being on site for a travelling patient. They might do it in Singapore, I don’t know (but haven’t commonly seen that either) but surely not in LA. Of course, Anna could have booked a nurse but I doubt it. A nurse making rounds to check blood pressure, bandages, have a patient stand for all surgeries of the day would be more likely.

We’ll see if she keeps her August appointment. She probably is expecting a lot more than she’ll get so may decide it’s not worth it. But Anna will probably pay $100,000 to lose 50 pounds.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Someone somewhere decided this was a good idea:

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Someone designed this, another person created the pattern, a third laid the fabric marker, another cost it, and finally some poor little widow in Bangladesh sewed three hundred thong tails onto the backside of these purple velour track pants during her shift, just so a 600 lb braying American jackass could wear a pair for her fat vacuum appointment.

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Somebody died for this somewhere along the line trying to be smuggled in to buy food for an innocent orphaned baby by sweating over these for 1 cent an hour. Somebody got hurt and ended a lifelong sweat shop career, somebody will have to shovel this shit onto a mass waste dumping boat to end up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and inside a poor turtle that has never heard of Jesus’ and now has not a chance of help coming.

But like lidurally, it’s giving THAT….


You say “Why”?
Because she can!
Pioneer Lady was so proud of her big ole Lana del pray/old maid on the prairie, asexual, bucking blond, drunk bull in a china shop, homely older sister for getting out there that she threw out one last waist snatch for our last summer.

 

[lottalove]

We’ll see if she keeps her August appointment. She probably is expecting a lot more than she’ll get so may decide it’s not worth it. But Anna will probably pay $100,000 to lose 50 pounds.

She's using the plastic surgery route like Fat Alex.
To be fair, Fat Alex had WLS, but anyway.
Just reframe all those fat deposits to ~lipedema~ and let others remedy the problems you've caused yourself. Simple as that!
#lipedemaGAL

 

[Simon]

Is she just going to keep doing these surgeries until she dies? She's going to eat back what little they take out within a month. And instead of it going there, it'll just find another place to go on her disgusting body. What a monumental waste of money.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Is she just going to keep doing these surgeries until she dies? She's going to eat back what little they take out within a month. And instead of it going there, it'll just find another place to go on her disgusting body. What a monumental waste of money.

Given that Chantal is incredibly boring these days, and will possibly be dead in the not-too-distant future, I'm totally okay with Anna throwing away all her money on multiple rounds of lipo, eating her way back into even odder patterns of fat distribution, possibly ending up with a painkiller addiction, and maybe having a few meltdowns along the way, while continuing to lie to herself as well as us.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Next Surgery already booked for August.
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The "we have (however many) sessions left!" must help to string them along big time. By the time it's over and the "swelling" has gone down, the sunk costs- emotional and financial- are probably enough to keep many quiet about their disappointment.
But even with all that, it is still going to be unbearable to hear Anna eventually make a "you guys...." video about this (if she isn't dead by then). Mark my words: she is pinning everything on this surgery, so eventually, she will blame everything on this surgery.