Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

me. I sure as fuck wouldn't use chives or any herb from his "garden". I don't want to be poisoned. His vehicles are parked right there so they're absorbing all of that exhaust.

Not to mention the thrice daily bum piss showers.

He eats like the fat rube he is. What makes his food posts so funny is that he thinks there’s something aspirational about what he cooks. Pat is literally delusional.

I’m just sad he didn’t style the photos with props as he sometimes does. Last time he had something vaguely Hawaiian, he laid some cheap tourist nut necklace around the plate like he was styling a photoshoot for Gourmet magazine. Yes, a necklace made out of nuts. Not to be confused with the nut (milk) necklaces Pat gets from his Grindr hookups.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

From seethe to cope, the pig dances like a ballerina made of Crisco
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Oh good, I miss the days of UnskewedPolls. MAGA never really latched onto it other than vague talking about a silent majority.

Because Rick made an actual quantitative prediction, I want to give him more attention that he's worth and point out that he's saying this 7-10 point advantage has manifested in the last four years because this is what the 2020 polls looked like:


Biden was +4.5 in the end. So Jennifer's really saying that Biden has gained 10-13 points over the last four years because those polls were +3 D oversampled against the actual result.

But the other thing we can do is actually look at this years polls GOING BACK because Biden more or less led the head-to-heads until this year:


Patirck says a tied poll is 7-10 points for Biden. So Biden was really up 9-11 (yikes) points back a year ago and now is only up 3 points. So Biden has lost at least 6 points in just a year despite his 10-13 point advantage he's built over 2020. And he only won 2020 by 4.5 points so really we should say that Biden's lost more like 15 points in just four years against the guy he beat last time!

Biden is so great and beloved that he's targeting having lost Reagan's margin over Mondale and still going to beat Trump and his 34 felonious felonies, so don't worry! Enjoy prison!

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I'm just questioning myself, at what point should I feel bad for Fat? I mean, he's a fucking asshole, narcissistic, delusional, and a total Karen who threatens everybody with "stalker prison, child".

But this Biden shit seems like it's no way to live. His terminally online ass MUST be doomscrolling every journo outlet every second of the day, and since he's emotionally and intellectually a tard it's a sisyphean task for him to actually even understand what's going on, which should be pretty simple to the disaffected, non-redditor onlooker:

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• the Ds will quietly retire Biden

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or

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• They have sold their entire voter base, including Fat, down the river because it's better for them to let Trump win now, fuck it up himself because he's also old, and then have an internal civil war for 4 years to decide which oligarchs are going to carry the D torch into the next generation. They've pretty much done that to Clinton.

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Imagine being that obsessed with politicians who may care so little about you and your nation that they'd actually give the keys to a wigger felon so he can fuck it up now, and then they can try later without either putting another politician forward to be grilled or give them power over the party overnight. So that you defend the obviously quixotic mental acuity of a senile old man to the point of actual delusion. Idk, that shit is depressing to think about.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think the Democrats have a terminal case of "DLTIW" and will push Biden until they lose.

 

[FinnSven]

Really hope that book comes out soon, it sounds so hilarious already.

As far as people can gather from his fat tweets about it, he is trying to get a publisher to take it.

This is a tremendously bad sign.
As he is published already, he should have an easier time getting anything else published.

If it’s not getting picked up, either it’s shit, most likely, or his reputation is preceding him and publishers want fuck all to do with him, which is slightly less but still very likely.

He could go the self publishing route and as an established author he will find it easier than most self published authors to get booksellers to take it, but his ego won’t allow that.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok i'm pretty sure that Luma AI thing is just fuckin with me now. I fed this pic of fatrick with the prompt "a fat man eats meatloaf" into the generator....


....and this is what it produced


I mean....at the very least it generated the unwellington correctly which is something

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Patrick, gets humiliated so often I'd swear he gets off on it.

Disagreed. It happens so much that public humiliation to xitter gives him nothing. He needs global humiliation on live TV to even begin to stir any feeling and he's desperately chasing such.

Was playing an indie horror game about eating people and this popped up.
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Ok, but what game? I don't even care but it's one of those instances of not knowing bugging me.

Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.

I tend to just scramble any eggs I'm making if the yoke breaks. Early morning, hung over, having steak and eggs, one of which is sunny and the other is scrambled. To be young again.

stealthyhetero

This was my heartiest morning chuckle while I caught up. Well done friend.

Ok i'm pretty sure that Luma AI thing is just fuckin with me now. I fed this pic of fatrick with the prompt "a fat man eats meatloaf" into the generator....
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....and this is what it produced
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I mean....at the very least it generated the unwellington correctly which is something

The AI looked like it wanted to bite his hand and I had to double take. But it was probably confused why you initially fed it the image of a hog to work with to start.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Ok, but what game?

bad flesh. carcass by the same dev is better.

Eric J Hildeman (carlsaganjr), known vocal pedophilia activist, failed author, and alleged sister molester, who at one point wanted to be a highschool teacher for the power it afforded him over vulnerable children, is now excitedly waiting for the new series of Neil Gaiman's tv show 'Sandman'. I don't think I've ever seen Eric post about Sandman before, but since Gaiman is currently under fire for violently raping an 18 year old child it makes sense that Eric has suddenly taken a positive interest in Gaiman's work.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Patrick, gets humiliated so often I'd swear he gets off on it.

He never feels humiliated for 2 reasons:
1) Not human
2) In order to feel humiliation you have to accept that you were wrong.

Patrick is now interested in the UK election. He still stucked in 2016, because it's almost impossible for the UK to return to the EU.

The chances are lower than Pat's GPA.

I'm just questioning myself, at what point should I feel bad for Fat?

NEVER, CHILD.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

bad flesh. carcass by the same dev is better.

Eric J Hildeman (carlsaganjr), known vocal pedophilia activist, failed author, and alleged sister molester, who at one point wanted to be a highschool teacher for the power it afforded him over vulnerable children, is now excitedly waiting for the new series of Neil Gaiman's tv show 'Sandman'. I don't think I've ever seen Eric post about Sandman before, but since Gaiman is currently under fire for violently raping an 18 year old child it makes sense that Eric has suddenly taken a positive interest in Gaiman's work.
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Two women.
Also, this does not look like an innocent man to me.

Like many people Patrick knows, of course they'd like men who don't understand that just because you're in a consensual relationship doesn't mean you can rape them. No still means no.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

but since Gaiman is currently under fire for violently raping an 18 year old child it makes

Really glad this is how I found out the author of a work very important to me is probably a sex pest - in the Patrick thread because Hildy retweeted a post referencing him.

We can never truly have anything nice in the world. Fuck this gay earth.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick needs an editor for his tweets. How embarrassing to fatfinger one of your top 5 most typed words.

 

[Muppetstudios]

More alleged furniture theft from Fatrick


T/A

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Egad! Furniture that is far more easily stolen and hidden away than the toxic chairs was stolen.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This wouldn't happen if he had a fence. A wall if you will. To keep people out of your property. No wonder he hates Trump and republicans so much.

 

[Post Reply]

More alleged furniture theft from Fatrick

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T/A

The fella in red is walking right by the door to Patrick's dungeon. I wonder if he could hear the rattling of chains and the rumbling of the meat grinder?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The fella in red is walking right by the door to Patrick's dungeon. I wonder if he could hear the rattling of chains and the rumbling of the meat grinder?

Do you think there's basketballs and empty buckets of KFC chicken under his porch like there were bikes and sex toys under Ronald Brown's?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Look at that lawn. He has a backyard the size of a ping pong table and still can't maintain it. Maybe he needs his thick-armed dyke roommate to start the mower for him.

 

[Harm]

Ugh, I hate reruns. Hopefully the new season starts soon and there's fresh content again.

 

[innocent jogger]

His desperation is showing: It's only summer and he knows he already lost the coveted Lolcow of the Year award to that stalker child, Nick Rekieta who enjoyed prison.