🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ulsterscotsman]

I fucking hate most of the Fishtank audience, imagine voting to kick off a content machine like Jon.

 

[Meowstery]

"We want to crack a new egg" "-CRACK A NEW BIGASS BITCH"

They want a "fatass woman" to act as the tank for the party to replace Jon and she has to be ready to fly out TONIGHT. Expect arrival tomorrow. No old contestants, they want a new person.
"What about Nifty?"
"Do we want Nifty? Poll it."

Jimmy instantly mentioned how Nifty would be doing nothing the entire time, but Sam assured "she would fuck. She would lay you down like a pencil and fuck you like a racoon. She smells like pussy." Now all the contestants are either asking for Nifty back or begging for a fat BBW girl to BREAK the fishtank.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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What is my mans doing, A lawsuit for what? He's acting like they made him walk home
T/A

way to burn bridges because you got mogged by greg, you fat lazy faggot

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Any Coleburners here?

 

[Foster]

>bully jon off the show
>cant get nifty because tay will cry and bitch
>cant get cole because tay will cry and bitch
>cant get abi because jimmy will cry and bitch
>cant get black frank because letty will cry and bitch
>cryokeen and oddbod are insufferable freaks
>cant bring betty because production (and greg somehow?) hate her
I can only see newblood as the last option

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Somebody post some clips of Jon walking off lol, I need to see his repressed homosexual energy on full force.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I fucking hate most of the Fishtank audience, imagine voting to kick off a content machine like Jon.

People rating this MATI but go to /bant/ or /tv/ and tell me with a straight face you like any of the freaks who follow the show there lol. You guys are some of the only tolerable fishtank people.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Somebody post some clips of Jon walking off lol, I need to see his repressed homosexual energy on full force.

unrelated but made me laugh

 

[Sicko Hunter]

>cant get cole because tay will cry and bitch

It had nothing to do with Tay. Cole was invited back on Fishtank for season 2.5 and declined the offer. Someone DM'd him over Instagram asking him about it. He's still upset about season 2. The screencaps are somewhere in the thread.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Somebody post some clips of Jon walking off lol, I need to see his repressed homosexual energy on full force.

here is a longer video than what osama posted which included the makeup scene all the way to him walking off. he really is one huge fragile little ego faggot.

edit: quoted wrong post because i am retard.

edit2: site issues stopped me form archiving this yesterday. archive everything.

Spoiler: archive

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

watch it be Damiel.


he will do his LA chigger schtick for 1 day then quit “cuz this shits lame af homie”

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

here is a longer video than what osama posted which included the makeup scene all teh way to him walking off. he really is one huge fragile little ego faggot.

thank you, i tried finding the full clip but it was lost on twitter.

LOL

 

[Foster]

watch it be Damiel.


he will do his LA chigger schtick for 1 day then quit “cuz this shits lame af homie”

That would be pretty funny for awhile. I want him to blow up at tay or letty

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

I fucking hate most of the Fishtank audience, imagine voting to kick off a content machine like Jon.

Polls are rigged at productions discretion. They've been dancing around Jon's hamstring injury for days and this was their way of exiting him from the show without just outright kicking him. Off camera they almost certainly told him to just go back up to the house to rest and party with the rest of the cast for the next few days.

 

[Sammich]

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So in his big brain it's okay to work with "pedophiles" if you need money.. Even in the most charitable telling, Mauro would be fine working for peds if he needed the money. And simmer down, you fat spic, you aren't going ot fuck up anything.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

watch it be Damiel.


he will do his LA chigger schtick for 1 day then quit “cuz this shits lame af homie”

please god i hope they dont bring him in. he is funny for about 2 seconds then i want him dead.

thank you, i tried finding the full clip but it was lost on twitter.

LOL
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i had literally just got that video suggested to me by youtube right before i posted it. surprisingly coincidental.

It had nothing to do with Tay. Cole was invited back on Fishtank for season 2.5 and declined the offer. Someone DM'd him over Instagram asking him about it. He's still upset about season 2. The screencaps are somewhere in the thread.

i like cole and would like to see him back, but he is such an autistic crybaby.

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

That would be pretty funny for awhile. I want him to blow up at tay or letty

Him & Trish would completely blow the mics out lmao

reminds me of when Charleston white first came into the tank and Trish suddenly started going full AAVE

 

[Meowstery]

watch it be Damiel.

I was hoping it'd be Damiel and he'd be ordered to act like a fat woman, but I think they're going for an actual new person

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I fucking hate most of the Fishtank audience, imagine voting to kick off a content machine like Jon.

the whole season's stood on Jon's back in a big way
tirelessly spergy, constantly stressing the crew and the team and putting them through their paces to wrangle him, huge presence that invites all the larpers to larp around him in an emergent way, and a big attention draw inviting lowlives to burn their money to call him gay to fund the wigger Rolex and whippet fund

none of the larping hilarity really hits without a super straight individual absent inhibitions among the lot like Jon, even Xavier's bit hinges on contrast
Jimmy is great too, in a different way, but the rest might as well not be there - they're foil for the superstars

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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>be gay
>work with pedophiles
>i need money

chat, is this real

also, i chuckled at the end of the confrontation when he calls everybody pedophiles. mauro, you fat spic. nobody is kicking you off because you wrote a creepy ESL book on amazon. you are an unentertaining drama queen with the narcissism of a loud black woman.

edit:

not mad