Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[break these cuffs]

I am frankly surprised there has never been a juju sextape with his pimping and his sleaze den.

I'm guessing he suicidebaits Marie into not releasing them because he has dick problems. Oh the ironing.

 

[Windy Moors]

Juju the cow reminds me of these monsters from Dr Who, take note of their exceptionally small faces and ginormous heads.



A really funny coincidence is that they are based on a Victorian era toy, called a Peg Doll.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax is a fat lesbian in a man's body. Everything he does goes back to this point.

He should really just troon out at this point. He's more of a woman than most troons are, not even having done anything to transition yet other than take it up the ass while pretending to be a cow named Juju.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I am frankly surprised there has never been a juju sextape with his pimping and his sleaze den.

The only reason we don't have a Dax sex tape is because Maddox never released a sex tape. Dax wants to be just like Maddox!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Juju the cow reminds me of these monsters from Dr Who, take note of their exceptionally small faces and ginormous heads.

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A really funny coincidence is that they are based on a Victorian era toy, called a Peg Doll.

Holy fucking shit they do look like him especially the one on the right.
Peg Dolls lmfao
They would be.
JuJu the Peg Doll. I wonder if any of them have cow tails like JuJu's butt plug?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Like most lolcows, I imagine Dick or one of his milk fed gimps obsessively reads this thread so I'll ask this question and Juju can seethe about it later.
Why a cow Dax? I mean, first of all, that's a little on the nose. Second, a cow is a weird choice for a fursona. Typically, furfags want to be something exotic or cute. Cows are neither. They're smelly, fat, lazy, ugly and stupid animals that make a lot of noise but would get wrecked in an actual confrontation.
Okay, now that I think about it, a cow is probably the perfect avatar for you Dax. Except the cows aren't going bald.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

In fetish terms, yes, but broadly speaking a cuckold is just a man whose wife is unfaithful.

If I had a wife and she cheated on me, I'd be freshly divorced.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

If I had a wife and she cheated on me, I'd be freshly divorced.

Cucked and divorced.

To the tune of

 

[Chop Top]

Maddox revealing his face was a terrible move for his brand. That character works so much better when left to the imagination. A guy who looks like Maddox actually looks makes the character go from "epitome of manliness" to "Overcompensating reject."

His face reveal was ill-conceived, but the point of no return was his voice. The dissonance between Maddox's writing voice and his actual voice and delivery is extremely jarring.

You can't be the avatar of manliness when your voice is that nasally and whiny. You'd think he would at least attempt some vocal training.

The music he chooses in his videos is just as bad. Soulless, stock muzak that is as sterile and safe as he is.

 

[AltisticRight]

Sorry Kino bros, Dax is quite possibly one of the most vile pieces of shit walking the Earth, but Maddox is still a LA SJW faggot. That's the reason everyone jumped on Dax's side in the first place, it was culture war horseshit. Retards were backing Masterson cause he presented himself as a free speech guy that was defending comedy while Maddox was moralfagging all over the web. Sure, we'd all like to see Dick get mangled in a corn harvester, it would be the sweetest of ironies, but we shouldn't attaboy Georgie either; they're both retards. Maddox especially for putting up with Dax's shit for as long as he did and thinking he could just dip without some bullshit, knowing Dax had been an obsessive fan since 98.

I do agree that he's a leftoid of sorts but he's funny and the term SJW morphed into total retardation nowadays.

If you don't scream NIGGER KIKE NIGGER on the top of the lungs and find this behaviour deplorable; if you think kids shouldn't be around druggies and so on, you're an SJW. This is according to Juju and his simps like EVS. Check out their Xeets, someone said it's distasteful to find random strangers that went to Eric July's event to lambast them with "you're a fat cunt" comments and EVS said he sounded like an SJW. EVS mocked their looks despite looking like an absolute pig himself and he would cry if you make fun of his autistic daughter.

Let's also not forget Juju's whinging at one of Maddox's people saying the word nigger in a paywalled video, comparing it to getting your house vandalised. What does that sound like and what does that have to do with Maddox? You're racist because you know someone that said nigger once? How about getting sponsors to drop them? Sounds a lot worse than typical SJWs now does it? Everything Maddox did, Juju did worse. On top of that, Juju is not funny.

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

Why a cow Dax?

Aside from the parallels you raised, it has been said that trans-women furries sometimes have cow characters because it turns tugging on your front-nub until milky white fluids spill forth into a true and honest feminine experience.

 

[sillybillyguy]

EVS is counting the days till he can be honoured by Dax pimping out his retard daughter to one of his gross friends

 

[AltisticRight]

Holy fucking shit they do look like him especially the one on the right.
Peg Dolls lmfao
They would be.
JuJu the Peg Doll. I wonder if any of them have cow tails like JuJu's butt plug?

They have options too, I wonder which one Juju would get.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I want to play a slight bit of devil's advocate at the idea Dax was intentionally trying to frame himself as cucking Maddox because I don't think that's entirely true. I mean, it is, but not in the way I think people in this thread seem to be implying.
The first time I'd heard of "Dick Masterson" was his guest appearance on The Official Podcast (the Cr1TikaL podcast) back in 2017, shortly before he got sued, and he spent the last third of the show talking about the Maddox drama and the story of the wedding. He always maintained that they had already been broken up with for about three years at that point. That was sort of the point for Dax; why would you get so worked up over me driving off and sleeping with your ex of three years, so much so that you lie to me to miss the next episode? (That's Dax's version of the story, anyway) The Maddox doc cleared up a couple questions but I've never heard him challenge the fallout of the wedding incident. I think the most I'd heard him say was that the obsessive texting he did to Marie and borrowing friends phones to text Marie was because he was concerned about drunk driving, but it wouldn't explain why he'd be so bitter he'd lie to him to miss episode 77 of biggest problem.
I do think Dax saw the potential in making Marie the sole excuse for Maddox's animosity towards him and allowed him to ignore a lot of legitimate issues Maddox had with him.
The "cuck" label came from Maddox's various defences of cuckoldry and the awful "you're using the word cuck wrong" video, because it came across as him trying to act like he's not bothered by being called a cuck online when it seemed like he obviously was. So Dax and Asterios and the fanbase ran with that for shits and giggles to the point it got included in the LOLsuit and they had to legally determine if Maddox was a cuck.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The first time I'd heard of "Dick Masterson" was his guest appearance on The Official Podcast (the Cr1TikaL podcast) back in 2017, shortly before he got sued, and he spent the last third of the show talking about the Maddox drama and the story of the wedding. He always maintained that they had already been broken up with for about three years at that point. That was sort of the point for Dax; why would you get so worked up over me driving off and sleeping with your ex of three years, so much so that you lie to me to miss the next episode? (That's Dax's version of the story, anyway) The Maddox doc cleared up a couple questions but I've never heard him challenge the fallout of the wedding incident. I think the most I'd heard him say was that the obsessive texting he did to Marie and borrowing friends phones to text Marie was because he was concerned about drunk driving, but it wouldn't explain why he'd be so bitter he'd lie to him to miss episode 77 of biggest problem.

I remember this episode of The Official Podcast, I think it was also my first exposure to Dick (a sentence I hope I'll never have to repeat). How much of this has been independently verified? Maddox confirms the texting, but has he ever commented on lying to Dick to make him miss the episode? I do not trust a single word out of Juju's mouth at this point, so I'm willing to bet there was a lot more at play than just the wedding incident. It could be that was the straw that broke the camel's back, where Maddox decided he was done with Juju's bullshit, or it could be he was doing far more egregious stuff in the background.

Either way, regardless of how much time had passed, I think I'd still be pretty pissed if one of my closest friends fucked my ex I'd come close to marrying, after I asked them not to. Especially when it seems pretty clear Dax only did it to piss Maddox off. I'm not saying I'd be angry enough to launch a lolsuit that ruins my career, but I'd probably cut ties with such a scummy person.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Maddox is still a LA SJW faggot. That's the reason everyone jumped on Dax's side in the first place, it was culture war horseshit. Retards were backing Masterson cause he presented himself as a free speech guy that was defending comedy while Maddox was moralfagging all over the web.

Initially I listened to both shows. Maddox burned his goodwill through a long string of bad decisions. Ultimately, I think what really lost him his fans is that The Biggest/Best Debate was a really really really bad show.

The cuck defense was so embarrassing. It was clear that his entire exposure to this word was via pornography websites and interracial pornography.

Spoiler

Maddox had a pretty retarded sperg out regarding the word ‘cuck’. Point Dax.

Maddox did not address the breakup while Dax did. Point Dax.

Maddox’s show sucked ass while Dax’s was funny. Point Dax.

Maddox tried to get Dax ‘cancelled’ for personal reasons / what was framed as political outrage. At this time many people, even outside the US, were also losing relationships over TDS. Point Dax.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Maddox confirms the texting, but has he ever commented on lying to Dick to make him miss the episode

According to Dick, Maddox texted him after the wedding saying the show wasn't on that week but then recorded an episode anyway with Asterios Kokkinos. Sean even texted Dick and said "hey Maddox is recording an episode" and asked to borrow something (I can't remember if it was a laptop or something else). I'm guessing Maddox's thinking was that it would make Dick look bad, because he keeps reiterating in the first few minutes of episode 77 that "Dick couldn't make it today."
I suppose as with the whole Maddox saga, the new revelations have proven that Dax is as much of an unreliable narrator as Maddox, so maybe there is an alternative version of this story. It's partly why I'm a bit sceptical when Maddox talks about how "actually, it was Marie who wasn't over me", because even looking at it objectively, the facts are that Dax went home with his ex-girlfriend, Maddox immediately started blowing up her phone and then lied to Dax to make him miss the next episode.

 

[KateHikes14]

I think I'd still be pretty pissed if one of my closest friends fucked my ex

I've heard that before (especially in this thread) and I always wonder how long people saying that think people own their exes? In any case it's a direct contradiction to being over someone.

 

[Oliver Onions]

the facts are that Dax went home with his ex-girlfriend, Maddox immediately started blowing up her phone and then lied to Dax to make him miss the next episode.

Are those the facts, though? Did Maddox admit to blowing up her phone with texts, or just to texting her? Same with the missed episode, is there actual proof Maddox lied to Dick, or did Dick fail to turn up because he was hungover or any other manner of reasons so Maddox said fuck it and did the show without him?

It's entirely possible Dick's version of events is 100% true, they are both unreliable narrators after all, but from what I've seen we are still taking a lot at face value here, which is why I asked how much of this has actual concrete, verifiable proof and how much remains hearsay all these years later.

I've heard that before (especially in this thread) and I always wonder how long people saying that think people own their exes? In any case it's a direct contradiction to being over someone.

It's nothing to do with thinking you own someone, it's a matter of respect. If I go to a friend and say 'hey I know you used to date X, but I'm gonna ask her out, is that cool?' and they say they're not comfortable with that, then I wouldn't pursue it out of respect to them.

Doing stuff you know is going to hurt your friends, (however silly you consider their hurt to be,) speaks of immaturity and the kind of rank hedonism Dick is infamous for. This goes doubly so when there's every chance Dick only fucked Marie in the first place precisely because he wanted to make Maddox mad.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

It's nothing to do with thinking you own someone, it's a matter of respect. If I go to a friend and say 'hey I know you used to date X, but I'm gonna ask her out, is that cool?' and they say they're not comfortable with that, then I wouldn't pursue it out of respect to them.

Lolwut. Drop your faggy friend if he wants to dictate your love life. You'll be married way longer than you'll hang out with your drinking buddies.