Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mr. Manchester said:
Imagine being caught unawares and ending up with Fat Pat as your landlord. You know the second old tubby gets a drop of power over someone else he'll go batshit insane. Dude will be asking to inspect everything all the time, your own personal HOA Karen that calls you sweetie and child.
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Patrick is stupid enough to do those kinds of things in violation of the law.

Hopefully whomever does rent it plays on repeat patriotic Trump music mon-sat and hymnals on Sunday. One should be able to be loud enough to go through the walls but not loud enough for MPD to care because it doesn't violate the noise ordinances. Bonus if they hold a 'movie night' in the back yard and watch porclin youtube docs once they are done watching pro-Trump videos.

Upside for funsters could be a new Patposter based on being his tenant.

Edit - now including the screen shot to the link in the apartments.com site. This goes back to 2018.

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It does give them a new name and number to pest.

Further edit - this may be what a David Jash looks like. And whatever the watermark rentlinx is.

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It's an old advert and hasn't changed for 18months.

Fatty currently lives in 2613 while renting out 2611 on airbnb.
Likely because he didn't do the improvements to 2613 that were needed after the last tenant moved out before Covid. (something to do with electrics)

As such Nikki, registered the PBG business office to 2613. Then using PPP money, they bought new furniture and moved into 2613 to allow 2611 to be rented/airbnb'd with their old stuff.

They do not have the capital/equity to move out. They still need a place to live, fatty still needs to clean up after airbnb guests. They have $80k of debt to whoever paid off fatty's stupidity.
 
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Immortal Technique Vol.2 said:
There is hope. The half hovel is looking for new tenets Aug 1. Perhaps Dan would like a vacation home to the scenic Milwaukee area. Add a couple sinks to his collection, while trying to have a Seinfeld and Kramer relationship with Fatrick.

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He should install one of these. It really adds to the decor.
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Of course, our little piggy would be given free samples daily.
 
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If it is true that Pat changed his number, I'm almost positive he fatly oopsie doodled here and somehow his new number will get leaked
CansOfCant said:
You were clearly going for an oblong, pink, sausage-shaped indication.
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I like your justification more than I like paying the neurologist's bill. I'll take it.
 
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