I don't understand the appeal of fireworks

[Rungle]

They are the only explosives I can legally own.
Also they give nice lights and i like nice lights.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

The sound keeps evil spirits away.

 

[Jason Wynn]

For the most part I don’t mind them. What grinds my gears is when the niggers and hillbillies keep shooting off mortars until fucking 4 in the morning and continue doing so for days and days after the 4th.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

First of all like cigarettes and other things, when you roll your own they're always better. It represents the U.S. bombing the fuck out of commies and Haji. Now I personally never got a chance to shoot at Haji but, Love fireworks.

 

[Snaaake]

I take it you didn't have a very good 4th of July OP?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

What is the fascination with them? Is it a poor person thing?

Sounds like someone isn't smart enough to appreciate the beauty of a nice firework.

 

[RollerGator]

I take it you didn't have a very good 4th of July OP?

It was fine except for all the poor people blowing things up all day.

Sounds like someone isn't smart enough to appreciate the beauty of a nice firework.

It takes intelligence to enjoy them? Then why is it always the lower class people like rednecks and minorities who are fascinated by them?

 

[Epic Memez!! XD]

Damn you really came to Kiwi Farms to write this? Low T cell count behavior.
Also man you smoke weed, if that isn't a lower class pastime mostly done by rednecks and niggers I don't know what is.

Go ahead and give me the hat LMAO its all you can do.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

It takes intelligence to enjoy them? Then why is it always the lower class people like rednecks and minorities who are fascinated by them?

Why is it always low IQ midwits who need to use pejorative labels to describe what they can't grasp?

Sounds like you're fundamentally jealous to me.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I understand fireworks, what I don't understand is people who willingly pay money to go and see fireworks. Like, nigger, we all own the sky. The sky is free. I can literally stand just outside wherever the fireworks display is being held, look up, and I can watch that shit for free.

 

[RollerGator]

Damn you really came to Kiwi Farms to write this? Low T cell count behavior.
Also man you smoke weed, if that isn't a lower class pastime mostly done by rednecks and niggers I don't know what is.

Go ahead and give me the hat LMAO its all you can do.

I don't smoke weed nigger. Have fun blowing your fingers off because you're a low IQ poor person!

Why is it always low IQ midwits who need to use pejorative labels to describe what they can't grasp?

Sounds like you're fundamentally jealous to me.

Jealous of what? Any shlub can go buy fireworks or look up at the sky and watch them.

 

[beautiful person]

It's fire that's fancy. Idk what's hard to understand about that. Flashy glimmering light displays. Controlled explosions. Fantastical colors. Gets the heart pumping and activates the feel-good parts of the brain.

I understand fireworks, what I don't understand is people who willingly pay money to go and see fireworks. Like, nigger, we all own the sky. The sky is free. I can literally stand just outside wherever the fireworks display is being held, look up, and I can watch that shit for free.

I live on a hill overlooking a valley, and I can look down and watch like two different fireworks shows while setting off my own fireworks. It's great.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

i hate boring, yellow sparkling lights that are always used in new year. It would be better if all of the fireworks are colored blue or green

The yellowish stuff is just metal filings, you need special stuff to get colors. Green is usually from barium chloride, for instance.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Have fun blowing your fingers off because you're a low IQ poor person!

Seething

 

[RollerGator]

Seething

You're seething because a person doesn't understand your fascination with a cheap chinese party trick.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

You're seething because a person doesn't understand your fascination with a cheap chinese party trick.

Seething x2

 

[Epic Memez!! XD]

I don't smoke weed nigger. Have fun blowing your fingers off because you're a low IQ poor person!

Jealous of what? Any shlub can go buy fireworks or look up at the sky and watch them.

I bet you do but you have to win an argument so bad that you're willing to lie about something you probably do everyday because you have no actual happiness out of real life or a good relationship with your family.

If you did then you'd be enjoying your 4th of July with your family watching fireworks and being happy (literally the point of watching fireworks is to be with your loved ones celebrating.) instead of posting on Kiwi Farms, you can keep lying but you have a bunch of references to weed on your profile, I'm not sure what is gayer, smoking weed or joking about smoking weed. I would say the latter. Your aspergers is showing because all your posts are aggro for no reason.

If you need a hug or someone to tell you "I love you" just say it bro.

When I had covid a few years back I laid in bed for an entire week with one of those THC vape pens and some codeine syrup and ran through this 50 movie boxset of low budget horror trash.

Took about 30 seconds to find, don't even try to argue with this or you're showing your aspergers/ODD again.

Pseudo intellectuals are the worst man, be humble.

 

[RollerGator]

I bet you do but you have to win an argument so bad that you're willing to lie about something you probably do everyday because you have no actual happiness out of real life or a good relationship with your family.

If you did then you'd be enjoying your 4th of July with your family watching fireworks and being happy (literally the point of watching fireworks is to be with your loved ones celebrating.) instead of posting on Kiwi Farms, you can keep lying but you have a bunch of references to weed on your profile, I'm not sure what is gayer, smoking weed or joking about smoking weed. I would say the latter. Your aspergers is showing because all your posts are aggro for no reason.

If you need a hug or someone to tell you "I love you" just say it bro.



Took about 30 seconds to find, don't even try to argue with this or you're showing your aspergers/ODD again.

Pseudo intellectuals are the worst man, be humble.

You wrote up a whole story to get angry about LMAO. I quit smoking weed and cigarettes in 2021 because I was getting short of breath. You should've combed through my posts even further and you'd discover that. You are a shitty detective.

If you were truly happy you wouldn't be writing seething paragraphs and concocting scenarios over a guy not understanding your primitive fascination with bright lights and loud noises.

Maybe if you stop writing fanfiction and work harder in your daily life you will stop being a poor person. Highly unlikely though.

 

[starborn427614]

Thing go boom, shiny stuff activates the good chemicals in the brain. Not too different to when we discovered fire really.

 

[grump]

people like doing flashy dangerous things. Governments have gradually been restricting these things more and more until you can't really do anything thats flashy and fun for real. Fireworks are one of the few flashy mildly risky things some jurisdictions still allow people to do thats not on a screen, or requires a boat load of licenses and paperwork, or intensive training or otherwise special circumstances out of the reach of the common people.