Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[MirnaMinkoff]

I guess it's mostly dudes in here but her bag tells rhe story of a man in need of money.
That's a $250 MK bag. This dude used to rock the $1000 sunglasses. Maybe Phil and ape is tightening the belt because if you have "constant flex syndrome" a MK bag is the last thing you get your wife in 2024

She’s a failed whore and has the taste of a failed Jersey shore stripper. She couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. Nikki will be viewed as positively wholesome compared to this gutter trash.

I think it does show that only lowest, dumbest, fame hungry, BPD whores can tolerate human waste sporting big ugly gypsy rings and terrible BO. Bam was never the brightest light but the years of drug abuse and head thumps have made him borderline retarded. I do look forward the the inevitable divorce. Bam is now at his most desperate and lowest to agree to legally marry that thing.

 

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What boxing promotion in the world would be dumb/desperate enough to host a card with Bam on it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creator_Clash

 

[JustStopDude]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creator_Clash

Yeah except that Bam already has a history of no showing events and would anyone that follows the typical participants of Creator Clash have any idea who this old fart is?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

What boxing promotion in the world would be dumb/desperate enough to host a card with Bam on it?

TBF if there's one thing Bam's good at, it's tanking hits to the dome.

 

[Rogowski]

Looks like Nikki is trying to get more than the current $486/month she receives in child support:

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.

Gonna be real Sasha Shpak hours in the ol’ Steve-O household. Sasha took his out forever ago and his chest area still looks deflated and fucked.

Spoiler: man made horrors

eta: sorry for mobilefag formatting issues, I tried, I am retard

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Steve-O getting implants is hilarious

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Steve-O getting implants is hilarious

Remember when Steve-O turned down shoving a toy car up his butt and Ryan Dunn stepped in and did the job. How times have changed. Personally it should be filmed for the next Jackass film like this:

 

[Malory]

Is this a Steve-O thread?

 

[Carlos Thin]

Is this a Steve-O thread?

No, but feel free to talk about him; it relates to Bam

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My own bias I always loved street best and Rodney Mullen is the GOAT.

Late but I was going to say there is no street/freestyle skater close to Rodney Mullen. Posted it or similar here before, but if you haven't seen it, he's still killing. Also autistic.

Spoiler: OT Mullen sperg

 

[Rogowski]

Bamuel is allegedly trying to be a fight commentator

How long before he spends an entire match sperging about Knoxville?

Speaking of, Dannii really wants him to fight Knoxville:


And it seems like surprise shitlips is finally turning on his new wife:

 

[Malory]

No, but feel free to talk about him; it relates to Bam

I don’t see how Steve-O’s tits relate to Bam, unless he motorboats them.

 

[Trombonista]

Clearly That Surprise Witness wants to be Bam's wife.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Clearly That Surprise Witness wants to be Bam's wife.

I've thought about making the thread "Bam Margera + That Surprise Witness" ala "Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker" but BJ just focuses on muckraking rather than airing out her dirty laundry like a good lolcow. I do appreciate that she went to Bam's trial.

While she may not be Mrs. Margera #4 yet she's still Bam's biggest White Knight.

I've been over this when it came out but it's hysterical that BJ acts like Johnny is milking the drama. He's the most professional and clearly cares deeply about his shithead costar.

 

[Terfatron]

While she may not be Mrs. Margera #4 yet she's still Bam's biggest White Knight.

Oh my god, this bitch is completely brain dead.
"I To make a music video real quick! Someone called med like WhItE TrAsh so like I just wrote a song *hair flip* so had to like make a music video*

and who wears a pink barbie fit to court? She's more mentally stunted than BAM.

God she's... fascinating

 

[Bassomatic]

At this point I would not want or trust Bam to announce for X games or anything else skating related, let alone fights.

 

[Carlos Thin]

At this point I would not want or trust Bam to announce for X games or anything else skating related, let alone fights.

I don’t know, the ramblings of a horribly out of touch meth addict on television would be worth a watch

 

[Rogowski]

The latest:
Nikki is now homeless and her mom set up a GFM.


Now to be clear, Nikki has to take the blame for a lot of what is going on with her life and ignoring that obvious fact for now I'd instead like to bring up the fact that Bam apparently doesn't give a shit that his son is homeless.

And from a fathers perspective regardless of what you think of your sons mother you should not let your son go homeless when you are someone at Bam's level. How's he spending his day today? Funny you should ask:


What any good dad is doing when he finds out his special needs son is homeless course, searching Home Depot parking lots for a Mexican to wrap his shitmobile.

RE: His recent interview, here a Reddit tldr: