Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Desire]

Instead of heads and tails, it would have YES! and NOOOOOO!!!!!

And everyone goes "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD"

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

Probably too late now but a KF-themed poker chip would've been the proper way to commemorate the Bossman era.

I'd like to see some BMJ weighted die

 

[Lvn]

@A Log in D Tractor 2 End of an era

Why are Americans obsessed with black dick?

my brother in Christ, I’m not American.

 

[Gooby]

Forgive me for being a retard and a gay if this has been mentioned before but we’ve seen SmugManJack the big wins, can you image the air of smugness if he manages to beat this and stay out of jail god damn. It’ll be so thick. I’m prepared.

I mean yeah it'd be about as smug as if he proved he knew how to fly. Is there any basis for this other than "can you imagine it" though? Even assuming his family fight against the violent crime part of the charge, how are you expecting him to get away with the drugs that were all over his room, and in high volumes in his system? This isn't even his first drug charge, there's no magic solution to getting out of it.

 

[Übermensch Doom Cuck]

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

 

[dumb squid]

Instead of heads and tails, it would have YES! and NOOOOOO!!!!!

YES!! Or:
I'm gonna FUCK a, du-DUDE. THIS IS SO RIGGED. i'm gonna fuck a- I HATE MY LIFE DUDE.
Then he punches a hole in the wall or suicide baits or something.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

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If he would have known that 150,000 banderooskies were waiting on the horizon, his downfall would have come even faster.

I know bossman is through the worst of the detox but this one still hurts for me.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

And I just won...​

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Evil Evil Eddie denied to pay Bossman's bail.

FUCK YOU EVIL EDDIE.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Evil Evil Eddie denied to pay Bossman's bail.

FUCK YOU EVIL EDDIE.


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he is LITERALLY laughing. oh my fucking god bro he fucking hates him its just pure evil demon shit to sit and laugh while someones entire life is fucked. FUCK STAKE FUCK YOU EDDIE.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Evil Evil Eddie denied to pay Bossman's bail.

FUCK YOU EVIL EDDIE.

So fucking RIIIIIIGGED bro.
I'm gonna fuck a - DUDE!
(Does anyone know where that clip is of him saying that? saw it once, it was hilarious, but cant find it now)

 

[patrick_fatrick]

how are you expecting him to get away with the drugs that were all over his room, and in high volumes in his system? This isn't even his first drug charge, there's no magic solution to getting out of it.

it's not a big deal bro, everyone in america is on drugs.

Evil Evil Eddie denied to pay Bossman's bail.
FUCK YOU EVIL EDDIE.
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he laughs like he knows something, like this was this plan all along.

 

[Justtocheck]

Forgive me for being a retard and a gay if this has been mentioned before but we’ve seen SmugManJack the big wins, can you image the air of smugness if he manages to beat this and stay out of jail god damn. It’ll be so thick. I’m prepared.

Very unlikely thou. Austin was serving a suspended sentence. RatCourt will use this bullshit charge to make him serve time remaining time IF he beats the crackarooski and DV brotherly tough love charges. In the most optimistic scenario, he serves 1-2 years and gets out again on good behavior. If not, we should thank the clogged US prison system. :prayage:

 

[Bonedome]

Very unlikely thou. Austin was serving a suspended sentence. RatCourt will use this bullshit charge to make him serve time remaining time IF he beats the crackarooski and DV brotherly tough love charges. In the most optimistic scenario, he serves 1-2 years and gets out again on good behavior. If not, we should thank the clogged US prison system. :prayage:

He's spiritually black. They're going to let him out and he'll have to go through the system 4 more times and run over a crowd of Christmas parade performers before doing hard time.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm busting u out lil nigga

 

[lilmayo420]

Very unlikely thou. Austin was serving a suspended sentence. RatCourt will use this bullshit charge to make him serve time remaining time IF he beats the crackarooski and DV brotherly tough love charges. In the most optimistic scenario, he serves 1-2 years and gets out again on good behavior. If not, we should thank the clogged US prison system. :prayage:

I don't know if Virginia has completely full jails like Cali does but this gave me hope.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

No jail will hold Bossman, these rat cops have no clue what they're dealing with. He'll break right through his cell. It'll be like Shawshank but instead of planning things out and being sneaky, Bossman will just go to town punching the concrete until he makes an escape hole

a fucking looney tunes cut out of him through multiple walls.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

FUCK YOU EVIL EDDIE.

Evil Eddie didn't make a real poll because he knew even on his failing streaming site with its rigged polls that it would be a resounding yes.

Bossman exposing Stake's no good evil rigged games and their fake streamers gambling with play money is the whole reason Bossman is in jail right now.

He is a political prisoner and Evil Eddie has a lot to answer for.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Evil Eddie didn't make a real poll because he knew even on his failing streaming site with its rigged polls that it would be a resounding yes.

Bossman exposing Stake's no good evil rigged games and their fake streamers gambling with play money is the whole reason Bossman is in jail right now.

He is a political prisoner and Evil Eddie has a lot to answer for.

Bossman should cut a deal and testify against Eddie! He's the real criminal!

 

[Pepper Jack]

a fucking looney tunes cut out of him through multiple walls.

I'm now picturing Austin getting a delivery in jail from a Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) and it is a package from Acme of things that Austin can use to try and escape jail.