Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Diana Moon Glampers]

URGENT MUTUAL AID NEEDED. Victoria's family found out about her thousands of dollars in ebegging and told her if the internet mutual aid people are taking care of her, then she can pay her own bills.



Only imaginary anaphylaxis works this way.



Trying to get people to send her scheduled drugs or hook her up with a dealer:



Gee it's almost like if all your charts say you got sent to rehab for drugs it's hard to talk a doctor out of that.

Victoria's parents want her back in an institution so her consumption of meds and food can be monitored, since she's ballooning on unlimited sugar:




Sounds like she's in a hotel. $30 doordash every night (at least) and allergic to the detergent "they" use on the sheets.

Practical planning for the future, Victoria style: steal a couple grand from your parents, then use a DV shelter with false accusations of DV, then get a bunch of people to each spend a day of the week parenting you.



Serious main character syndrome.





"I told my parents I didn't need their help and was leaving and hated them. Wait, where are they going? THIS ISN'T FAIR."



What an awful thing, to waste Victoria's valuable time she prizes so much.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is great stuff. I'm just afraid she doesn't have the parasitic survival abilities of a Bex Gerber and will actually end up on the streets without access to Twitter.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is some impressively entitled bullshit. And that's 90% of what Twitter even is, so it's saying something that this stands out to me.

Who (beyond Basic Becky Gerber) is even liking this shit? 38 people liked this tweet instructing her minions to make the most of their time apart from their ward to organize themselves a little. Yanno? Get your shit together, enablers! She needs asspats every single day or she might succumb to the anaphylaxis.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Having to wear the same shirt TWO days running? Oh the humanity!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Rereading the latest screeds I finally realized who she reminds me of.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Real men have detachable schlongs, apparently.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Real men have detachable schlongs, apparently.

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This is an ancient cope and I don't get how it has ever worked for anyone. Back in the 90s, you would hear horny butch lesbians trying it out on coeds- "mine can be any color you like, hehe." Has any woman on earth ever said "you know what, good point, rather than having a warm body part from an attractive man around my crotch, I choose the gnarly piece of plastic some bulldyke has put through the dishwasher in her coop. Because it's green zebra print."

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is an ancient cope and I don't get how it has ever worked for anyone. Back in the 90s, you would hear horny butch lesbians trying it out on coeds- "mine can be any color you like, hehe." Has any woman on earth ever said "you know what, good point, rather than having a warm body part from an attractive man around my crotch, I choose the gnarly piece of plastic some bulldyke has put through the dishwasher in her coop. Because it's green zebra print."

Reminds me of a scene in the show "Transparent." I didn't watch more than a few episodes (and then mostly because it made the troons so angry that Jeffery Tambour played a tranny). The main character's daughter gets really confused about gender stuff because her Dad trooned out, so she starts trying to fuck a pooner from her women's studies class. They go buy a special dildo, talk about how hot it's gonna be, and then when the time comes, the daughter is completely turned off and uninterested after watching the pooner fumble with a lubed-up, bright red dildo that she tries and fails to attach to a harness.

Come to think of it, I see why the troons hate that show.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Reminds me of a scene in the show "Transparent." I didn't watch more than a few episodes (and then mostly because it made the troons so angry that Jeffery Tambour played a tranny). The main character's daughter gets really confused about gender stuff because her Dad trooned out, so she starts trying to fuck a pooner from her women's studies class. They go buy a special dildo, talk about how hot it's gonna be, and then when the time comes, the daughter is completely turned off and uninterested after watching the pooner fumble with a lubed-up, bright red dildo that she tries and fails to attach to a harness.

Come to think of it, I see why the troons hate that show.

I had no idea it mocked them like this. I assumed it was just more propaganda. Interesting. I wonder if it was on purpose or just clumsiness.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I had no idea it mocked them like this. I assumed it was just more propaganda. Interesting. I wonder if it was on purpose or just clumsiness.

The first couple seasons, iirc, are kinda. . . Good? Not like I'm gonna watch it again, but at least kinda realistic from what I've observed. And I thought Jeffrey Tambour played a very sympathetic character, albeit also very real.

I think after a couple seasons the troon cabal caught wind of the show and "cancelled" Jeffery Tambour (who is, by all accounts, an asshole who made Jessica Walters cry) and the show got a "real tranny" showrunner or star or something.

In other words, the based-ness didn't last.

ETA: originally one of the writers had a Dad who trooned out, I think, so that's where the realness came from. But then they booted her and got a Real Tranny and the show nosedived.

 

[Temperance]

Spending her time zonked out on a cocktail of unnecessary meds:

me the last several days on so much benadryl, a formulation of gabapentin I’m allergic to, and prednisone which I’m now also allergic to

"Asexual", btw! Really does remind me of Becky, lol.

Just ignore her tweets about using Grindr. Oh, and definitely ignore this:


Complaining about donations drying up:

you ever reach point need to be babied by everybody

I would like all generosity extended to me while cultivating no expectation of even basic manners on my part k thx bye

"Repeatedly blocking access to my care" = Mommy and Daddy won't pay for everything


Cao Ni Ma!


Ranting about her parents again. Also about a "facility" she spent time in.

okay I am PISSED. I am pissed I am pissed I am pissed. just so pissed at everything that’s happened to me and so pissed at my parents

they want to institutionalize me AGAIN because “ohh nooo you’re getting fat you’re not eating healthy you’re not showering you’re self isolating” (none of which are true btw) but they fucking PUT ME IN THIS POSITION??????

like y’all abandoned me 1000 miles away from home. I got dumped on the street. through the kindness of friends and acquaintances and strangers I’ve survived. you KNEW I couldn’t do these things. you KNEW APS got involved bc you neglected me.

and you thought forcing me into another situation like that would simply make me obedient to you and it didn’t. now here I am living INDEPENDENTLY and you’re trying to tell me I can’t???? bitch PLEASE

but also you thought I was faking and that leaving me out on the street would mean I’d get my act together and stop. you thought I deserved how The Facility treated me. you sided with them, repeatedly.

everyone loves to marvel at how impressive my knowledge of disability law is until it’s inconvenient for them, then suddenly, conveniently, I know nothing.

they forced me to do things I was not physically capable of doing. I cried out that I could not. everything was proof that I was faking. confirmation bias. and then when I could not perform without accommodations they literally abandoned me on the street

I threatened to sue *once,* under extreme duress where I was worried for my life and safety in a medical emergency and denied any form of communication, and they used that to paint me as belligerent and sue-happy the rest of the time.

I wasn’t able to participate with any outside activities with the group. I was segregated. The solution? Not adapting to me, but forcing me out of my wheelchair.

and then it turned out whoopty doo I wasn’t faking, I was telling the truth that I needed those accommodations. I was not listened to. My goals and needs were not respected.

but I had to be punished. “Face the consequences,” the trigger words I heard so often throughout my childhood.

all this to be told I should be grateful. my parents spent soooo much money. I will NEVER be grateful for institutionalization. To be segregated from the world. To be tortured for being disabled and proud and knowing my needs and boundaries. I DID NOT EVER, EVER, ASK FOR THIS.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Imagine the things you could be doing with your life if you come from money and privilege, went to NYU and have parents and siblings that love you.

Yeah, Ana Victoria isn’t doing those things:



There’s an extremely cringe hashtag #y’allmasking where all the covidiots post pics of themselves in masks. Ana Victoria is all in, of course.




Humble bragging about the tism, because masking is a double entendre, how clever.




So very autistic, not normal at all:



And because everyone LITERALLY wants to kill disabled people Ana Victoria has decided she won’t off herself. Stunning and brave!



What a fulfilling life she leads. I’m sure she is very happy about all her life choices.

Anyway, unfortunately not much drug chimping lately. Maybe someone filled all her prescriptions plus she got some gibs so she can afford to get high. It won’t last, though.

 

[lindsayfan]

look how PLEASED with herself Immortan Jane is


This might be the most off-putting part of it to me. if you were genuinely so mentally ill you believed you needed a respirator just to roll down the sidewalk, you wouldn't be taking smug selfies out there in the danger zone. you'd be anxiously tallying red cars or whatever other neurotic conpulsion instead of grinning like a sly retard enjoying having just shat himself. i can't stand how performative it all is.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Not content with the amount of attention she receives for her chair and masking setup, she's now shitting herself in public.



Having successfully given up walking and bowel control, Victoria is now giving up speaking, as part of her identity as a nonverbal autist, and does not want to be cured. She wants to write everything down so she can get more attention and time from busy service people whose lives she makes worse.



Screaming and threatening to hold her breath until she dies isn't getting the desired response from mommy and daddy any more.



She's allergic to any hotels that don't have pools, but can she beg enough from her followers to find a hotel that washes its linens in only the finest detergents before she literally dies from the bad maid service at the Super 8? Tune in next week to find out!

Super weird though, because just a couple days ago she was having her best moments of physical activity "in years." Doesn't sound like she's dying of being allergic to the motel...





God sends Victoria a message, but she's too busy tweeting to hear it.



Take a shower, Victoria.



Her next adventure: bilking schools out of money and probably suing them whenever they don't give her whatever she wants:

Victoria's wheelchair is fixed, so she immediately breaks something else on it. It's like Munchausen's by proxy on a wheelchair. I kind of think she might actually not like using it, but it's very expensive and she feels some kind of obligation.



So much of her life really seems to be about adding condition upon condition upon condition until she can say "well, I have to stay at a hotel with a pool full time and can't do anything but just chill here in bed and ordering Doordash with donations I receive. With this many conditions, there's no way I can do anything else!"

That's why as soon as she had a mobility device that could help even an extremely disabled person navigate the world readily, she breaks it repeatedly. And why she has to have a hotel that is too classy to have a kitchenette in any of the rooms. Victoria really just wants to be able to retire in her 20s while others work for her.

The craziest thing about all of this to me is that if Victoria had been born 200 years ago to the same wealthy, connected social class, she'd have probably been married off relatively young and been able to limitlessly sponge off of a husband while never being expected to work, clean, or cook. A touch of hysteria diagnosis and she could get her very own Yellow Wallpaper treatment and be truly happy. She was born in the wrong century.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Why is she paying for adobe? What does she make with adobe? She literally does nothing at all. Even people who actually use adobe find ways to not pay for it. WTF.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

So much of her life really seems to be about adding condition upon condition upon condition until she can say "well, I have to stay at a hotel with a pool full time and can't do anything but just chill here in bed and ordering Doordash with donations I receive. With this many conditions, there's no way I can do anything else!"

This is what’s so infuriating to me about the “chronic illness community”. They are digging themselves an ever expanding hole of dysfunction yet tell themselves they are “advocates” and that everyone who don’t agree with their made up (self)diagnoses and lifesaving DoorDash are gaslighting them/ableist/white supremacists. The utter narcissism in that community is astounding, especially considering how utterly worthless they have rendered themselves.

I just don’t see how in five years most of them won’t neck themselves when they realize they spent their formative years larping illness when it turns out their only chronic condition was being chronically online.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Not content with the amount of attention she receives for her chair and masking setup, she's now shitting herself in public.

lmao the person replying to her asking if she had a keffiyeh(Palestinian scarf) before a sweatshirt is such an obvious attempt at virtue signalling.

I feel like most people, even if they have IBD, would not just advertise publicly on Twitter that they'd just shit themselves so it's just astonishing to me that she's so addicted to attention and being seen as disabled and unwell that she'd admit to this AND ask people to message her to give her "advice." What kind of advice would she even need? She already had something to cover herself and her chair and I doubt she's interested in dealing with how embarrassing this was in private.

Screaming and threatening to hold her breath until she dies isn't getting the desired response from mommy and daddy any more.

Her tweets are written in such an incredibly feminine voice that every time she refers to herself as a man or "son" it feels like I'm finding out she's a pooner for the first time over and over again.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I was reading a new-to-me cow thread, Jude Valentin, and ran across this cow-crossover from 2019. If you have read Jude's thread, you'll know how unsurprising this connection is, and if you haven't I do recommend it

Also, this is apropos of nothing current or specific, but her being a literal* Victor/Victoria is both hilarious and deeply disrespectful to Dame Julie Andrews.

*If she desists in the future and becomes an actual woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, I'll be tickled pink.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It's so crazy that she has all seven conditions all the munchausen's people are claiming right now! Better go yell at mom and dad.



She's now saying she simply must move "back up north," and for some reason she has to take a train (no buses for our princess!), and has no idea how to do this because of the logistical problems she has brought upon herself.

Sounds like she's added laxatives to her many medical abuses, creating a new concerning symptom to tell her parents about and "force" her to be near to her enabling doctors again.



She needs thousands or she'll "drop dead." Promises, promises.



She needs emergency free housing but of course beggars can be choosers, so it also needs to be "covid conscious" to a degree acceptable to someone who performatively wears a respirator outdoors.



The State of Florida has deemed Victoria's apartment unsafe for tard wranglers.



Victoria can only be properly treated by concierge doctors and $800/hr rehab specialists, why don't her parents see that those are actually bargain prices they should be happy to pay for her fakery?



Victoria puts out a pretty good random.txt.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Victoria can only be properly treated by concierge doctors and $800/hr rehab specialists, why don't her parents see that those are actually bargain prices they should be happy to pay for her fakery?

Someone could make a decent living bringing back the sanatorium.

Seems like there are lots of reasonably well-off families with a faildaughter and no convent to ship her off to. A building of studio apartments with a concierge and a glowing paragraph about how they beefed up the HVAC system, in a city with a reasonable presence of medical specialists and DoorDash drivers, could give these families peace of mind and save them money on hotels.