Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Some people might say Coomalot will never find love because he's a pornsick degenerate, or because his own nihilistic ideology has poisoned him. Others still believe it's because he is such an empty vessel that even a woman would eventually grow tired of hearing her own voice echo out of his hollow skull.

Me? I think it's because he's short.
 
You can also buy things for her from her Amazon wishlist, oh what's that?
View attachment 6165775View attachment 6165776 surely its just a (((massage))) machine for "massages".

Edit: if you want a glimpse on what the fetish is she caters to that people obsess over, this is what came up when I searched her username
On various video platforms.
https://odysee.com/the-ultimate-xialand-burp-compilation#38611c153086d239ee0b36c7120afb58f45b976f
I love how one of the cheap whore costumes in that picture is literally priced at $14.88.
 
So is the current stratagem from Nick to deny everything and assume everyone has three second memory? Bold strategy.

I do like when Camelot went off script and Nick sputtered off a reason. He looked pissed during those moments that the pet retard axed him a candid question that he didn’t have a prepared statement for. I know he pre-plans these questions, but I have to ask is it a lawyer thing to make a 10 second response into a 5 minute long ramble? @waffle or @AnOminous is this why people hate Thomas? Because he hates long winded bullshit rather than solid theory explained plainly?

Also, what’s everyone’s bet he’s been trying to use home urine tests to figure out when he can do line to see his kids to shut his parents and the haters?
 
So is the current stratagem from Nick to deny everything and assume everyone has three second memory? Bold strategy.

I do like when Camelot went off script and Nick sputtered off a reason. He looked pissed during those moments that the pet retard axed him a candid question that he didn’t have a prepared statement for. I know he pre-plans these questions, but I have to ask is it a lawyer thing to make a 10 second response into a 5 minute long ramble? @waffle or @AnOminous is this why people hate Thomas? Because he hates long winded bullshit rather than solid theory explained plainly?

Also, what’s everyone’s bet he’s been trying to use home urine tests to figure out when he can do line to see his kids to shut his parents and the haters?
Bloviating is a manipulator tactic to make you think he answered the question when he did not. I am not sure if that is what happened here, as Camelot is an uninteresting fool and I do not watch his content.
 
is it a lawyer thing to make a 10 second response into a 5 minute long ramble?
From what I've seen, yes. Even Shawn did it in the Kino Casino interview. It's why I always find listening to lawtubers exhausting.
The french call it Déformation professionnelle. It's when your job rubs off on your behaviour in your day-to day life. They're so used to speaking in legalese and never giving a straight answer that they istinctively do it in their regular conversations.
 
Took the first drug test voluntarily. Didn't know what the hair follicle test was going to show, goes to a lot of clubs, crazy fucking parties. Revoked their consent to that test. Says government lied saying he revoked access to future tests.
That sounds like Nick revoked consent to the hair follicle test after he found out that he tested positive to more stuff than he thought. That would hurt his case with CPS, so he revoked their consent to see it.
 
Do you mind expanding on this? I'm curious about why it would be considered improper to reach out to an LEO like that.
If he was contacted directly, he would 1. Be pretty weirded out, and more importantly 2. He would just kick the request up the chain. Even though by the letter of the law he can consent to the release of the body cam footage, he isn't going to consent to release anything that was collected while he was acting in the scope of his official duties without first talking to his bosses. Once he kicks the request up, the cop bosses will consult with legal, and legal will be very annoyed that they are actively working on a freedom of information request and the same guy that submitted the request is contacting agents of the state individually, when it seems like they are literally in the process of trying to get the footage turned over.

If I were to put myself in the shoes of a reasonable cop acting rationally, even if I really hated Nick specifically, even if I fully believed in the right for the public to have the information, I would absolutely not risk getting fucked at my job somehow or losing my pension by consenting to release footage I collected while doing my job without at least discussing it with my superiors. I know this will get the ACAB and anti authority folks to screech about "this is why cops ebil, fucking pensions!" but the reality is that most local (not fed or state) cops are just normal dudes trying to put food on the table for their families and not trying to get into a public Internet meme fight that could catch them heat.
 
Some people might say Coomalot will never find love because he's a pornsick degenerate, or because his own nihilistic ideology has poisoned him. Others still believe it's because he is such an empty vessel that even a woman would eventually grow tired of hearing her own voice echo out of his hollow skull.

Me? I think it's because he's short.

He used to have a degenerate furry live-in girlfriend that went by "Tiny Badger". They went to furry events together and she made fursuits. Considering he is around five-foot nothing, her name seems to have been quite literal.

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From what I've seen, yes. Even Shawn did it in the Kino Casino interview. It's why I always find listening to lawtubers exhausting.
The french call it Déformation professionnelle. It's when your job rubs off on your behaviour in your day-to day life. They're so used to speaking in legalese and never giving a straight answer that they istinctively do it in their regular conversations.
Yeah, but Nick was never a real lawyer. He just makes circular arguments and does gay inflections.
 
@Chode, I appreciate the clips, but I have to second the recommendation that spoilering your post might be a good idea. Your post was long to scroll through, and really slowed down my phone browser (yes, I phonefag quite a bit).

One thing that jumped out at me as I was scrolling though:

Montegraph. Waiting for Montegraph's damages.
Remember when Nick explained what per se defamation is?
 
So much Coomalot talk I woulda thought it would be in the Coomalot thread. But since we're here - I genuinely, 100%, thought he was gay. Was he not gay? I thought the story arc was Coomalot was Nick's continuing gay connection after all the Hedonism stuff?

There's no way this car-wrecking internet muscly bicep guy is hetero.

He used to have a degenerate furry live-in girlfriend that went by "Tiny Badger". They went to furry events together and she made fursuits. Considering he is around five-foot nothing, her name seems to have been quite literal.

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You say "girlfriend" but the evidence is scant. Where are the mammaries? There is a distinct lack of mammary glands on this alleged female.

I would like to submit this as further evidence that Coomalot is in fact, Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
 
So much Coomalot talk I woulda thought it would be in the Coomalot thread. But since we're here - I genuinely, 100%, thought he was gay. Was he not gay? I thought the story arc was Coomalot was Nick's continuing gay connection after all the Hedonism stuff?

There's no way this car-wrecking internet muscly bicep guy is hetero.
There is no Cody Dennison/Camelot331 thread, there were only these two failed attempts:

Horrible crappy failed thread
In Off-Topic, 1 page, now locked

I keep repeating this, but I hope he never gets one. Unlike Nick today, getting a KF thread would be exactly what he wants, and he could milk/grift the shit out of it. Talking shit about him in all the other places he tries to inject himself into is good enough imo.
 
Montegraph. Waiting for Montegraph's damages.

No. Nick's lies aside, the main issue in discovery will be deposing Nick and for the other side to try to get at Nick's motives in making the defamatory statements. There are issues around what Nick knew to be true or false in his statements. There are issues around if he said things in a reckless or negligent way.

The discovery process will pin Nick to what Nick often calls a "story". After that, then they can go to trial and confront Nick with all the things Nick has said over time that are inconstant with the story he has told in the deposition.

Discovery is where Nick will finally learn why talking about your own legal case on the internet is a very foolish. If he doesn't learn that in the Omnibus hearing or family court first.
 
A sign out. 'Captain(?) have fun you're still gay'
I guess that's in reference to me...

He's likely salty that a lot of the things I said and speculated about in this thread (drug use, swinging, other degeneracy, etc.) were proven to be substantially true, and it's enormously difficult to hide it anymore.

Once again, it wasn't just me that was right about a lot of things. The majority of the thread was right about a great many things. Many of you. It was pretty obvious at points. More obvious the further things moved along. By May, when Aaron started talking, and the arrest happened, there was no doubt anymore.

So much Coomalot talk I woulda thought it would be in the Coomalot thread.
There is no Cody Dennison/Camelot331 thread, there were only these two failed attempts:

Horrible crappy failed thread
In Off-Topic, 1 page, now locked

I keep repeating this, but I hope he never gets one.
Nobody wanted to give Vito one either, but the issue is it may prove necessary one day to centralize the "Coomy lore."
 
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