🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[curbside2]

 

[>-Ack!]

I think this is a real 1000 monkeys on typewriters sort of thing. just based on how much he fucks up and a general knowledge of the fanbase, with so many autists watching eventually you'll catch some kino. A perfect example is this photo, literally just taken by a passerby with a camera right when FDR died, it became iconic that year but it wasn't staged or planned and only exists because a guy with a camera was walking past and thought it would look nice. View attachment 6166618

Jet's inability to give a fuck really forces me to believe its a lot more blind luck than him planning it all out

true, but the reason why these events are so common in fishtank is the surreality of it all.

 

[Aidan]

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Because it's true and attributing things like the "kino shots" to anyone specifically is stupid. Jet has been at his best so far this season but I've been waiting until it's over to say what I liked about 2.5.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Merch shoot for this presumably https://www.loveamerica.online/products/jontent-tank-top-4

$55 for that retarded tank top?! I guess you'd have to be stupid enough to pay $55 if you're stupid enough to even want to wear it in the first place.

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Holy shit, that's embarrassing. His drawings/sticker collages and "sculptures" look like a 1st-grader's. He appears to have a table set up at a crafts market—I absolutely hate when people entirely bereft of talent have the audacity to try and sell me something so poorly executed and ugly. If he legitimately gave Bex that Gumby-Goldstriker homunculus turd, that is hilarious.

the boxing shit is so fucking annoying man

I don't particularly mind it. I try to learn a thing or two while he gives tips—it's like a free lesson. The fights are fun too, if nothing else, just to see who would kick whose ass.

it's just caffeine powder but they've been pretending it's coke and calling it coke most of the time they mention it

it really is just caffeine powder lmao

I trust your assessment of the situation.

A perfect example is this photo, literally just taken by a passerby with a camera right when FDR died, it became iconic that year but it wasn't staged or planned and only exists because a guy with a camera was walking past and thought it would look nice. View attachment 6166618

Ok but also the "guy with the camera" was Stanley fucking Kubrick.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

this is my favorite shot of the season. i call it the corruption of jon. no way it was intentional.
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Jon in vampire makeup that night was actually kino. Looked like a black metal album cover.

 

[snort inquisition]

god DAMN these bitches fucking suck!!!!!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I WANNA TOUCH TAY—— ACK

 

[BingBongDingDong]

$55 for that retarded tank top?! I guess you'd have to be stupid enough to pay $55 if you're stupid enough to even want to wear it in the first place.

Fuck you nugget, id sport that shit but it's worth $25 at best.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Creature's favorite PS2 game is Bully based as fuck.

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

Letty has won the tower/cell challenge by stabbing Creature in the back during a vampire assault. Common Letty W.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Only thing worth mentioning is during the whole ending of the cell Scott has been waking around yelling Ifunny.com . It's a dumb gag but it's making me laugh

 

[bookers]

Only thing worth mentioning is during the whole ending of the cell Scott has been waking around yelling Ifunny.com . It's a dumb gag but it's making me laugh

thank you ifunny

 

[Foster]

i bought a bloodgames tshirt ands its on the way

 

[Karen Horney]

Jet is telling Taylor and TJ they're going to die soon.


Canon dead, planning on killing more at basecamp.


TJ lost his phone in the wood chips lol

 

[The Tall Man]

Jet is telling Taylor and TJ they're going to die soon.
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Canon dead, planning on killing more at basecamp.
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TJ lost his phone in the wood chips lol
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Less playing pretend and more directing would be a neptunian idea.

 

[Karen Horney]

Fatty gave a monologue about how Cryo talking how he does might get him shot by someone's dad.

 

[Telecom]

Less playing pretend and more directing would be a neptunian idea.

Too late. Jet has now inserted himself as a borderlands tier villain as a twist that he killed creature. He is doing a bad parody of xavier's accent which makes him sound like doctor who. It is painfully unfunny and has once again soured my opinion of him. You can tell by his voice he thinks this is the funniest shit.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Too late. Jet has now inserted himself as a borderlands tier villain as a twist that he killed creature. He is doing a bad parody of xavier's accent which makes him sound like doctor who. It is painfully unfunny and has once again soured my opinion of him. You can tell by his voice he thinks this is the funniest shit.

Can Xavier in canon kill Jet and keep him as the director and funny voice man instead of gay faggot characters.

 

[Karen Horney]

Tayliegh's given a choice. Either she duels Jet and might canon die, or everyone has to fight a bunch of vampires.

Swords only, she can't use guns.

Fatty: "If you choose to fight I'll fight by your side."
*put Chris away fishtoy purchased*
Thank you Tryll.