Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Beforem Defelct Eneded Fuckong Furures Hopless Inwas Isbhow Theor Whrn Withebers Ymunkoke

I said this out loud, and there is now a corpulent pig demon wallowing in my living room. Every time I approach it looks at me and screams, "NO, CHILD!"

Send help.

 

[downloads]

Beforem Defelct Eneded Fuckong Furures Hopless Inwas Isbhow Theor Whrn Withebers Ymunkoke

Can I just say how much I appreciate the fact you fit these nonsense Pat words into a sentence that looks grammatically correct?

 

[FinnSven]

I said this out loud, and there is now a corpulent pig demon wallowing in my living room. Every time I approach it looks at me and screams, "NO, CHILD!"

Send help.

Just leave a trail of meatloaf and flavorless cheap beer to the nearest butcher shop.

It will follow the trail and either be served or employed as the meat grinder at the butcher shop.

Either way you won’t have to deal with it anymore.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Pat might finally break his NPC conditioning with this. He has been following his marching orders of the media and viral tweets like a good fat lump but somehow the Biden package has rooted itself in his mainframe and is creating new subroutines of its own to circumvent rewriting.

Or maybe he just doesn't have enough RAM to receive it. With N0CHILD.exe and it's ENJOY-PR-150N add-on package taking up 3 of his meager 4 MB of RAM he can't possibly do much more than drink and sustain himself.

 

[Summer of George]

Stephen King called for Biden to step down. No chance Pat will miss the opportunity to no child a real author.

The Voice of The Industry™ nochilds Stephen King for daring to doubt The Eternal President

God damn, my favorite thing about KF is the way it can just will anything into existence.

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I gave up on writing a funny-but-not-pedantic clapback to Pat's forced meme word-count billboard.
Luckily, onaforums legend PorqueDealer has got us covered

 

[Maude Snew]

At some point you'd think Pat might wonder if Stephen King/Rob Reiner/Adam Schiff/etc wouldn't be saying these things unless they knew Biden was stepping down. I hope it happens because "the debate doesn't matter" will have been the wrongest he's ever been about anything.

Some bonus cringe about the fake billboard tweet:

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Rick wants to say the 14 words, that's unusually based for him. Although I suppose he does care for the future of white children by staying out of their lives.

 

[Judge Holden]

I said this out loud, and there is now a corpulent pig demon wallowing in my living room. Every time I approach it looks at me and screams, "NO, CHILD!"

Send help.

Cage it. Stake its trotters to the ground. If it wears any garments remove them. I will be over shortly, just need to stop by the bass pro pyramid for fishhooks I can drape around my dingdong when fucking it

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

The Voice of The Industry™ nochilds Stephen King for daring to doubt The Eternal President
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rick's hero is now his zero. you hate to see it!

 

[McMitch]

Imagine if stephen king becomes the next pat poster.

Though, his Patposting now would be poor compared to what he could come up with forty years ago. We really need to get King back on the cocaine. In retrospect, even getting him on cocaine would not undo the backslide his mind has taken in the last thirty years.

 

[curbside2]

The Voice of The Industry™ nochilds Stephen King for daring to doubt The Eternal President
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@Dr. Matthew C. Harris
@Jeff_the_Thriller
@Sexy Senior Citizen

Leave all the rainbows you want now.

 

[Thé au lait]

Thread tax:

"Stalker! Ymunkoke! FAT!" or "Lawnchair! Pepperoni! FAT!"

It was almost clever, which is sure sign the fat faggot stole it from somewhere but I’m too damn lazy to find the source.

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Anyway is it morally wrong to go out of my way to buy the $14.88 priced shit at Walmart and laugh like a retard when doing so?

Home Depot has stuff on sale for $14.88 really frequently, I've seen 3 sales like that in as many months

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Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.

Don't the elderly in France lean toward pro-immigration? Dumbass knows fuck all about the country he's talking about

 

[Drama Trauma]

At some point you'd think Pat might wonder if Stephen King/Rob Reiner/Adam Schiff/etc wouldn't be saying these things unless they knew Biden was stepping down. I hope it happens because "the debate doesn't matter" will have been the wrongest he's ever been about anything.

Some bonus cringe about the fake billboard tweet:

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Only the truth Patrick, only the truth!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Can I just say how much I appreciate the fact you fit these nonsense Pat words into a sentence that looks grammatically correct?

It’s just alphabetical but it’s also grammatically correct and I’m starting to understand it ….

Someone should ask fats if he had the ability to do a crime and stuff a few extra votes that would cause trump to lose would he do it?

It should dilemma him …

 

[Post Reply]

It's not as though the media hasn't tried to take down Trump, Patty. But the Donald has been able to roll with the punches, while Glass Joe is getting TKO'd by the first media hit he's taken in 30 years.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat’s impotence signaling is getting so enjoyable that I might pay $5k out of my own pocket to rescue his Twitter account if need be.

 

[Post Reply]

Pat’s impotence signaling is getting so enjoyable that I might pay $5k out of my own pocket to rescue his Twitter account if need be.

Too bad $5k won't fix his leaky faucet, poor fella.

 

[fukuyama]

Found a random ass fatrick post on my linkedin, wtf

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I wonder if Petra would still share that if she knew what Patrick does to her people.

 

[SPCC Archivist]

I stumbled on this a moment ago and I find it worth sharing on this thread.

just in case you needed even more proof of how irredeemably, monumentally POZZED Imgur is as a website, keep in mind that these radicalized tranny lovers take screencaps of Fatrick's tweets and parade him as a cunning, witty political commentator for those precious upboats. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS SHIT UP.

And to add insult to injury, the one user who quotes the iconic tweet of this obese, litigious narcissist gets downvoted, because Imgur at large is populated by unfunny nigger cattle.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I've gotten 2 polling calls on my cell phone this year not counting ones I probably missed. I'm sure I'm not special in that I get polling calls on my cell. Once again Fatrick proves he's a fat retard who doesn't know what he's talking about. Also he's fat.