Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Look at how fucking smug and self-satisfied she looks
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Has there ever been a more punchable face in the history of ever?
 
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"Harassing Alyssa Mercante is wrong! But it's okay when we harass people Alyssa doesn't like" said Alyssa's pet cuck Jon Phipps.
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I'm no woman, but how is it possible to get her vagina so fat?
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Now she's playing the victim card that people making hundreds of videos about her and screenshotting her is "harassment" and "stalking". But it's okay when Alyssa and her simps do the same because "it spreads the awareness".
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Checking her Twitter I can't help but notice how masterfully she has twisted the Aussie Kotaku's shutdown to be all about her while crying crocodile tears about other journos she clearly doesn't give a crap about. I might despise her as a person, but I have to admit she has the ability to become a negative attention black hole down to a science.
Also if I didn't knew better, I'd rush to call her a hypocritical cunt for claiming that YouTube content creators gutted "legacy media sites" when in reality they have been in life support for more than a decade, in no small part thanks to soulless, corpo-owned media giants like Kotaku pushing smaller sites out of the competition.
 
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Ok I've been looking at a lot of Alyssa's stuff and it's great stuff, guys. This is what I'm saying:
  • Anisa Jomha / Alyssa Mercante
  • White Arab and always talking about it / White Italian and always talking about it
  • West Coast / East Coast
  • LA-ified content creator / Brooklyn hipster
  • Short hair and thinks it looks good / Short hair and thinks it's a political act
  • Pear head / Block head
  • Has an onlyfans / Used to be a camgirl
  • Clueless fashion choices that look stupid / Ostentatious fashion choices that look insane
  • Husband Ian with a stupid mullet/ Fiance Patrick with a stupid mullet
  • Lots of poorly thought out tattoos / Lots of shitty quality tattoos
  • Formerly a mildly successful gaming titty streamer/ Currently a mildly successful gaming grievance journo
  • Frigid and can't serve sex appeal to save her life/ Hypersexual and it's not sexy, just gross
  • Always talking about how her husband has IBS and shits himself / Always talking about how she has IBS and has diarrhea
  • Fake gymrat, posts a lot of selfies/ a little too into the gym, posts a lot of selfies
  • Alzheimers father / Psychosis grandma
  • Longterm trainwreck / Heading for disaster
...and that's just off the top of my head so far.

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Found another old tumblr of hers from 2010-2011.

https://highheeledgamer-blog-blog.tumblr.com [ https://archive.ph/soT10 ]
https://highheeledgamer-blog-blog.tumblr.com/archive [ https://archive.ph/5TyEJ ]

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in chronological order, leaving out a few reblogs and such
  1. MOD-ern Warfare https://archive.ph/dSAJJ
  2. For Those About to Mod https://archive.ph/n0tMj
  3. the prestige https://archive.ph/EZM1L
  4. massively effected for the second time https://archive.ph/SyoaM "AS I WRITE THIS I AM POOPING MYSELF!"
  5. seven hours in... https://archive.ph/D5BOH "Oh and girls, its totally normal to have attractions to other women–especially if you play Mass Effect 2, these chicks are BANGING! Sexy ladayssssss bow chicka wow wowwww. Of course I like Jack since I have an affinity for girls who look slightly dirty (except Ke$ha, she’s just friggin’ nastay)."
  6. Coming to a theater near you.. (I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS!) https://archive.ph/b4ejB
  7. E3 Elaborated https://archive.ph/AmaDU "Whatevs so I’m most excited about Gears 3 and the fact that Epic just supplied me with my Halloween costume this year :)"
  8. halloween https://archive.ph/R5pPH
  9. Sorcery and Glue https://archive.ph/dZi4g
  10. fail. https://archive.ph/ayAXP "david and previewed kinect at roosevelt field mall. it was WAYYYYY more responsive than i expected. it only started bugging out when a hispanic woman and her grand kids stood behind me while i was trying to bowl."
  11. Holly. Conrad. https://archive.ph/55dQH
  12. a quick word about fate. https://archive.ph/ONbwT
  13. the haloAholes https://archive.ph/L6pmN "the banhammer was dropped on them today and they are making a fuss about it! dunno if you guys know about it but check them out on youtube. they are pretty funny and are xbox live pranksters but get permission from the people they prank (apparently) and they feel they have been unfairly banned."
  14. it’s late so here’s a sneak peak https://archive.ph/j41RH
  15. Pitching A Tent on Zealot’s Ceiling- How We Lost the Halo Reach Tourney https://archive.ph/dwkJb " It was a good night overall. Except I lost to a boy-scout, sword-wielding CAMPER."
  16. gears 3 multiplayer preview https://archive.ph/Q9s9x
  17. coming soon https://archive.ph/HsMYW
  18. lucas unleashed II https://archive.ph/o75Er
  19. gaming for youngins https://archive.ph/b0Hnp "Want femshep to bang Liara T'soni through her mind?!"
  20. The Force Unleashed II: “a major letdown” https://archive.ph/tJWzc
  21. Assassin’s Creed: Epic-hood https://archive.ph/6bWbe
  22. Someone Else’s Opinion (Because Mine is As Good As Gold, But Another’s is Pretty Good, Too) https://archive.ph/utSvx
  23. My Adventures into ACB Campaign in One Epic Sentence https://archive.ph/yEwyj
  24. To Any And All Readers https://archive.ph/uU5nw "My dog Hurley needs surgery for a chronic condition that cannot go untreated." (no likes, one reblog lol)
  25. Why GameStop is Stupid https://archive.ph/MW3DF
  26. Gears 3 Multiplayer Beta Better Not Suck https://archive.ph/Tc1HP
  27. Why Bill Gates Could Buy The Universe https://archive.ph/G8iru "Kinect even demolished Apple’s iPhone and iPad, and despite my unabashed love for all things Apple, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing (If you can tell me what I’m quoting here, then I’ll award 100 points to Gryffindor)."
  28. Stricter Bans for Violent Video Games Are Bad News for Developers https://archive.ph/K0dpU
  29. Carpal Tunnel (I Mean Dragon Force) Is Coming to Rock Band https://archive.ph/ouR2D
  30. Nintendo Thinks Jimmy Fallon Is A Girl https://archive.ph/pYJVj "Fils-Aime used the 3DS to take a photo of Fallon’s face, which the gaming device then falsely catalouged as belonging to an 'adult female.' Perhaps the gender recognition chip is faulty, eh?"
  31. Harry Potter to Put on Big Boy Pants https://archive.ph/5yIzq
  32. LucasArts Hires Tomb Raider Franchise Director https://archive.ph/xhm0a
  33. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Blows My Little Blonde Mind https://archive.ph/CuF3D
  34. Ubisoft Makes a Boo-Boo (But we’re okay with it) https://archive.ph/tQETJ
  35. Gears 3 Beta Review: Over-powered Retro-ness and Anya’s Potty Mouth https://archive.ph/gJgCH "Not to sound narcissistic, but she sounds just like me. If you screw up your active reload and jam your gun, Anya will shout 'FUCK!' or 'SHIT.' If you pick up Anya’s downed body to use as a meat shield she bemoans, 'It’s because I’m a girl, isn’t it?'"
  36. Ezio’s Back! https://archive.ph/JbQZM "Thank god, my video game crush was growing FAR to large to just let him go after Brotherhood. Isn’t he just the finest piece of Italian eye-candy you’ve ever seen computer-animated?! ... But anyway, less about how sexy and caldo Ezio is, or how awesome Alyssa Auditore would sound (when I was five or six I wanted to date Aladdin more than anything, so I guess this whole 'cartoon' character crush is something I was creepishly born with)."
  37. This month’s issue of Game Informer is alll about the sexiest male video game protagonist: Ezio Auditore da Firenze! https://archive.ph/Rep0Y
  38. E3 Coverage: Bioware Konverts Me to a Kinetician https://archive.ph/m7Iuu
  39. E3 Coverage: Irrational Games is Irrational https://archive.ph/qfHwz
  40. E3 Coverage: Gunsmith in GR: Future Soldier https://archive.ph/4M09Z
  41. Bioware, How Do I Love Thee? https://archive.ph/6Slbn
  42. How It Feels To Get the Ring of Death (A.K.A. Keep me away from sharp objects). https://archive.ph/9HA86 "But wait, loyal readers. Yes all three of you. My 360 didn’t just decide to get it’s period on a random night in late August. My 360 decided to have a fucking bitch fit THE NIGHT BEFORE I LEAVE TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE."
  43. Gears of War 3, Jizz in My Pants. https://archive.ph/TsdPZ
  44. Hey Epic Games, YOU SUCK. https://archive.ph/0KQUQ "I’m in class now, pretending to diligently take notes in my Democracy and Literature of the Americas class (ohmygod shoot me in the face with a Digger Launcher, eh)."
  45. Gears 3 Multiplayer (and an aside about the campaign) https://archive.ph/5FqTX "Before I even got to say anything about Gears, he goes 'I CAN’T BELIEVE DOM DIED.' After he said this, I merely looked at him with my mouth agape, my thumb over the mouth of my beer bottle so no one could come by and fuck me over, my free hand limp at my side, my shoulders slumped with defeat. I stared at him blankly for about 10 seconds before he realized what he had done."
Points of interest:
  • Boyfriend at the time was named David
  • Alyssa was a fan of Keemstar's old crew the haloAholes
  • Looks like her first foray into writing about video games. About 20% is her own writing and 80% is rephrasing other articles.
  • Almost no reach whatsoever, most posts have no interactions and the really successful ones got 1-2 reblogs.
 
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