Koi Fish said:
Speaking of their programming skills, crosspost from the Open Source thread, but remember the time where they clogged up ExpressJS github page with retarded Pull Requests because the course used it as an example, instead of forking it?
Yup, mentioned this earlier. It's so cringe how stinky jeets think this will work and they just dump their fucking name in it which is worthless because all Indians have the same 5 names.
Github is generally woke and PC and they had to backpedal on that and ban Indians street-shit-spamming requests. Like I said, Indians WILL change your mind out of being a woke company and yank you into reality.
Speaking of speech patterns, why the fuck do some Indians bobble their head like a bobblehead when they speak.
Hey, they even bobble their heads on a certain way when you're talking to them to show they are listening you sar. Also there is also the "you do not lose face yes but no head bob"
the bobbling was offputting enough that i passed on up a job at a large consumer packaged goods job doing traveling ERP because the hiring manager could not stop bobbling while talking. it was deeply offputting and it felt like he was mocking me
The Indian head bobble is yet another calculated purposeful way they have to bullshit you and everyone by being vague about everything to add more noise to the mix so you don't know what's going on. There is absolutely no consensus on which way the head bob means "yes" or "no". Some parts of India bobbing your head in an "american yes" (up and down) way means no. Some parts of India turning it side to side (in america, which means no) means yes. This is explicitly done on purpose to confuse people who actually do work and make everything they do vague so they can get out of it later. Again, imagine as a white if you told HR that, from your state, you say hi by ironically flipping everyone off at the start of a meeting. Because like, everyone over there is a bro and we ironically flip each other off to show we're cool. Would they buy it? Of course not. "bUt aLl iNdIaNs dO iT aNd iTs tHeIr cUlTuRe sO wE hAvE tO aLloW iT". No actually, fuck that.
The head bob is just another version of "Yes, I am understanding". Indians say this as one of their catchphrases because it is designed very purposefully to be a trick so that you focus on the word "Yes". They KNOW this means YOU think "Yes, I will do it". But all they are saying "Yes" to is that they understand, which is useless. Saying the truth which is "Yes, I understand you WANT me to do something, but I'm not agreeing to actually doing it" would divulge the game to HR, they want to appear to be constant misunderstood victims. When they say "yis" quickly to everything, the reason is the same - imagine it as being a contraction of "Yes, I am understanding". So they don't say the entire sentence, to trick you. Again, bring this up to HR and you'll get in trouble because "iTs tHeIr cUlTuRe". Imagine if as a white you said that by saying "Fuuuuuck yah broooooo!" ("Fuck yeah, bro", or "Fuck you, bro"?) to everything, that's just a white guy thing, would they go with it? Of course not.
While we're on the topic of things that all Indians are trained to do to fuck up companies, India is one of the only countries in the entire world that has their timezone set at the half hour (GMT +5:30). There's only a handful of other places in the world that do this and they are incredibly small. India is the only major country in the world that uses a half hour as their timezone. Again, either on purpose or not, all this does is enable them to fuck up meetings and have a fake "valid" reason for it. Everything about India is giving them the tools to fuck up the west.
Literally everything Indians do, start to finish, is just go try to find people who are actually working (usually whites) and try to infect the business with their bullshit and play the race card and they know it is impossible to recover from their bullshit as an honest person because you'll spend all your time defending yourself and then your work will suffer. Indians and white companies know this and on a week to week basis, white companies pretend they have put up virtual walls in their head because they know they are trying to get labor done cheap. This doesn't work forever because there is ALWAYS a street shitter willing to work for $3 an hour remotely to anywhere in the world and the new one will do the exact same shit. So when you work with Indians it is only a matter of time before it happens. They are lying every week but the owners don't buy it. But they know if they keep trying, then when that special week happens where SHTF happened with you having to pull 4 all nighters and then you are all understandably pissy, THAT week the owner will listen to their bullshit and THAT is when they will get ALL of the Indians to perpetuate some lie to try to get you out. If you think this won't happen to you at the place you work that has Indians, you are wrong as the right circumstances just haven't happened yet.
Literally nuke the fuck out of India it is a worthless country.
